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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 09:29:20 AM

Title: A Lifetime Of Taking A Woman To Bed
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 09:29:20 AM
At 8 years old, you take her to bed and tell her a story to get her to sleep.

At 18, you tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28, you don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38, she tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48, she tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58, you stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68, if you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78, What story?? What bed?? Who the hell are you???