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Title: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 04:53:48 AM
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says "Hey koala, what are you doing?"

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The koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some"

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So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned and he leans too far over and falls in the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you"

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So the koala looks down at him and says:

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"Fuuuu-k dude..........how much water did you drink?"
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2008, 07:08:38 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Bar Wench on May 29, 2008, 07:40:38 AM
Excellent!  lol:
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: TG on May 29, 2008, 08:15:05 AM
Good 'un.
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 11:02:57 AM
Best one for weeks!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2008, 01:00:28 PM
 happ096

Was that from "The Speech"?
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 01:46:47 PM
happ096

Was that from "The Speech"?
No... I nickled it from another site...  redface:
Title: Re: The Koala and the Lizard
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 01:58:13 PM
 happy001