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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on May 28, 2008, 08:47:06 AM
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How odd.
Married to the Berlin wall :
While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall. Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."
Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.
So my fellow boozers, any inanimate objects you fancy shacking up with? Or at least taking out for a curry?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html
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Well there was my ex-wife rubschin:
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Well there was my ex-wife rubschin:
Funny you should say that.... eeek:
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Well there was my ex-wife rubschin:
Funny you should say that.... eeek:
Oh my darling i glad you said the EX they are all nutty whistle:
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Yet another mad person...
...but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."
rubschin:
http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mechaphiliac-admits-to-having-sex-with-1-000-cars/
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Is there something you'd like to get off your chest TG? rubschin:
You can tell us, we'll understand and not make judgements. noooo:
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whistle:
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whistle:
very odd... rubschin:
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Wasn't there a programme on this week about men who have sexual relationships with their cars?
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Wasn't there a programme on this week about men who have sexual relationships with their cars?
Dunno. I wouldnt watch such things. whistle:
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I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy
Flagpole?
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noooo:
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...but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."
Obviously gay if he fancies choppers.
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Wasn't there a programme on this week about men who have sexual relationships with their cars?
I had the misfortune of catching part of that program channel hopping and god I really, really wish I hadn't. That bit with the old guy in the motel car park was just wrong sick2:
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OMG another one! The world is going mad.
Mind you there could be trouble brewing :
Before returning to Paris for her first wedding anniversary, Mrs La Tour Eiffel visits the Berlin Wall, where her affection for what many Germans see as a symbol of repression leads to an uncomfortable encounter with a member of the staff at the Checkpoint Charlie museum.
If she bumps into Mrs Berliner-Mauer there could be a serious cat fight.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html
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So she's cheating on the Eiffel Tower with the Berlin Wall. eeek: noooo:
There has to be a joke there somewhere but I'm buggered darned if I can see it.