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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 10:42:18 AM
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So there I was, outside the office having a fag and minding my own business, when out of the corner something falling from the roof caught my eye.
Splat!
A pigeon hits the deck in a cloud of dust and feathers. Lots of claret, messy - it's put me off my rare roast beef sandwich. sick2:
Do pigeons top themselves? Do they have heart attacks whilst perched atop a five storey building? It also has a tag on its leg. Why do they tag pigeons?
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Anti Social Birdy Orders - all the rage now you know lol:
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So there I was, outside the office having a fag and minding my own business, when out of the corner something falling from the roof caught my eye.
Splat!
A pigeon hits the deck in a cloud of dust and feathers. Lots of claret, messy - it's put me off my rare roast beef sandwich. sick2:
Do pigeons top themselves? Do they have heart attacks whilst perched atop a five storey building? It also has a tag on its leg. Why do they tag pigeons?
It was muslim! eeek:
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Homing pigeons are usually tagged. The correct thing to do is remove the tag and contact the RPRA and give them the details from the ring. They will let the owner know.
You can report the matter on line if you wish http://www.rpra.org/Default.aspx?tabid=100
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ALso sue for the dry cleaning!
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I used to work with a guy that was driving along one summer with his car window open.
He passed a big truck thing that was releasing racing pigeons.
One of them hit his door mirror, was decapitated and entered the car, flapping around spraying blood everywhere.
Not suicide but a great story! ;D
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Homing pigeons are usually tagged. The correct thing to do is remove the tag and contact the RPRA and give them the details from the ring. They will let the owner know.
You cann report the matter on line if you wish http://www.rpra.org/Default.aspx?tabid=100
It's a pile of mush. If you think I'm going to remove the tag from a flying rat then you are much mistaken!
Give it an hour and the local Albanians will have had it for the pot...
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Me thinks Snoopy has a much kinder nature than most of us here .....
Not a chance I would touch the thing either scared2:
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I used to work with a guy that was driving along one summer with his car window open.
He passed a big truck thing that was releasing racing pigeons.
One of them hit his door mirror, was decapitated and entered the car, flapping around spraying blood everywhere.
Not suicide but a great story! ;D
Have you ever been sneezed on by a horse?
I have evil:
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Have you ever been sneezed on by a horse?
I have evil:
Is that some kind of martial arts manoevre as well ???
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No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching
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I used to work with a guy that was driving along one summer with his car window open.
He passed a big truck thing that was releasing racing pigeons.
One of them hit his door mirror, was decapitated and entered the car, flapping around spraying blood everywhere.
Not suicide but a great story! ;D
Have you ever been sneezed on by a horse?
I have evil:
More times than I care to remember. noooo:
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No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching
You had a horse in your car?
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Apolice horse. Brixton. HOt day. Window open.
Bastard police trotted off eeek: evil:
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Police horse? they're probably trained to do that. ;D
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No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching
You had a horse in your car?
They like hobnobs.
As for the pigeon, "Suicide by farmer" is a common exit route for them round these parts. evil:
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No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching
You had a horse in your car?
They like hobnobs.
As for the pigeon, "Suicide by farmer" is a common exit route for them round these parts. evil:
lol: lol: lol:
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No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching
You had a horse in your car?
Think red car she said...
Think prancing horse she said...
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It it had a tag on its leg it could have been a racing pidgeon so it could have been side effects of performance enhancing drugs... whistle:
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Some wag in the office has put some small flowers around the body and a little cardboard cross!
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Some wag in the office has put some small flowers around the body and a little cardboard cross!
I feel lie I've lost a friend now... sad24:
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Some wag in the office has put some small flowers around the body and a little cardboard cross!
sack them now noooo:
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rubschin:
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I will get a picture if it is still there when I get back from lunch.
I blame Dastardly. Or possibly Mutley (incidently, Mrs TMR (to be) calls me Mutley...).
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I will get a picture if it is still there when I get back from lunch.
I blame Dastardly. Or possibly Mutley (incidently, Mrs TMR (to be) calls me Mutley...).
I wonder why? whistle:
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Because I have a little hat with a built in rotor, obviously, you daft floppy eared quadruped!
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<snigger>
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And I also think Mutley would kick Snoopy's arse if it kicked off...
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Boys, boys... no fighting before the wedding... noooo:
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He spit in my coat!
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He spit in my coat!
doh:
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The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
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He spit in my coat
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The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?
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The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?
Are you taking the pi55 ?!
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The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?
Are you taking the pi55 ?!
Uh-oh. This is going to set Mrs TG off. scared2:
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The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?
Are you taking the pi55 ?!
Uh-oh. This is going to set Mrs TG off. scared2:
YEP to right...
your mentioned scousers what is the problem? Angry9:
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Calm yourself - it's nothing that a napalm strafing wouldn't cure...
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The gentle scene that was once a peaceful memorial to the deceased avian now resembles a road crash - I can only assume some feral scroat is to blame. I have a photo which I could post, but it ain't pleasant.
Are any scousers employed there? Will there be a night time vigil?
Are you taking the pi55 ?!
I asked employed, not worked
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Calm yourself - it's nothing that a napalm strafing wouldn't cure...
NOOOOOOOOOO! I have to live with her! scared2:
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Do you have (or had) hub caps on your car?
My sympathies. Although I like Scousers - some of my best servants stemmed from that neck of the woods...
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Do you have (or had) hub caps on your car?
My sympathies. Although I like Scousers - some of my best servants stemmed from that neck of the woods...
nah we don't have a car!
they all love me in work, with my humerus sense of humour....
best people in world! mark my word.... eyes:
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Did I mention they work best when whipped now and then? They are like dogs, only less loyal and they have more fleas. Other than that, they are fine. Oh - and burning a portrait of John Lennon can yield instant tears/wailing.
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Did I mention they work best when whipped now and then? They are like dogs, only less loyal and they have more fleas. Other than that, they are fine. Oh - and burning a portrait of John Lennon can yield instant tears/wailing.
Angry9: shallow very shallow, well i hope it in jest.... Banghead
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Police horse? they're probably trained to do that. ;D
Given that police animals are trained to protect the public it probably sensed the nick-o-rays and acted to stop the car blowing up. whistle: