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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 09:13:53 AM

Title: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 09:13:53 AM

If you find this funny you probably are:


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Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2008, 10:26:32 AM

 shrugs:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: TG on May 23, 2008, 10:28:36 AM

It seems I am not a geek.

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2008, 10:41:11 AM

I can't remember what the square root of minus one is... is it infinity or something?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 10:42:29 AM

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Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2008, 10:53:05 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 10:42:29 AM

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The square root of minus one is Harvey?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 11:06:33 AM

An imaginary number.

 ::)

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2008, 11:18:29 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 11:06:33 AM

An imaginary number.

 ::)

Oh...  redface:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 11:26:44 AM

 doh: Even I got the joke and I only have an O Level in Maths (and that is 46 years old this year)

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 01:36:43 PM

O Levels then are probably the equivalent of a degree these days.   

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2008, 06:01:34 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 01:36:43 PM

O Levels then are probably the equivalent of a degree these days.   

Sadly I suspect you are right .... having recently seen the school report that describes my daughter's work as outstanding in every subject and having then looked again at the work so described, which I would classify as "Appalling".

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 05:20:32 PM

Mrs Nick now external examining for another University. They had given one student a First Class mark. Riddled with errors. What's it for? said I.

English teaching noooo:

She is marking them down heavily eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2008, 10:13:52 AM

Another geek joke:


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Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 10:22:25 AM

Hilarious... yes, really funny..  noooo:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:25:54 AM

BM didn't get it  point:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2008, 10:34:11 AM

Easier one:

Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other:

"Oh no, I think I lost my electron".

To which the other replied: "Are you sure?"

"YES, I'm positive".

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2008, 10:36:10 AM

A quark goes to an elevator. The operator asks "up or down?". "Neither", the quark answers "I'm strange".

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 21, 2008, 10:51:47 AM

I liked it...

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:55:59 AM

Yeeeesssss  rubschin:

Title: Re: Are you a Geek?
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 11:07:17 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:25:54 AM

BM didn't get it  point:

No really... jokes about differential equations - I can't get enough of them, me...  noooo: