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Title: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 03:50:34 PM
my beautiful big black pussy cat, just walked across garden meowing for what i thought was a bit of attention and fuss, as i went to put my hand down to stroke him, he bloody dropped a dead mouse at my feet.. noooo:.so i cannot now sit out in garden an see this open eyed poor dead mouse at my feet, its lovely an sunny still and i have had to come in, where is my bloody hubby when you need them. for now i have covered it up, till my darling comes home from work to bury throw place in bin the poor little thing, as i cant possibly touch it, bloody men never here when you need em... Angry9:

pic of the murderer below...

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Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 03:53:40 PM
In some circles a cat like that is known as a "Familiar".

You don't own a broomstick and/or a cauldron do you?
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 03:54:57 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.


happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 03:56:17 PM
In some circles a cat like that is known as a "Familiar".

You don't own a broomstick and/or a cauldron do you?


oopppps promise you wont tell...
in light of the story below...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7413268.stm

Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 03:56:56 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 04:03:47 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 04:31:42 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.



can you still buy this?  eyes: mmmmm my kitchen in back not gona do much good.. noooo:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
Put it in the front window then!














Wimmin noooo:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: TG on May 22, 2008, 05:08:41 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2008, 05:12:41 PM
noooo:
point:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 05:27:03 PM
noooo:
point:


wonder what the neighbours will think as we live in terraced house...ps where i buy it from, will ajax do? eyes:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: TG on May 22, 2008, 06:44:52 PM
What could AJAX stand for I wonder?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 06:47:37 PM
A clean bath.
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Tinkerbell on May 22, 2008, 07:03:18 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:
How are the cats?
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 07:55:59 AM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:

No. We covered this .....errrrrrr.....somewhere on here a couple or three weeks ago.
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2008, 07:58:07 AM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:

No. We covered this .....errrrrrr.....somewhere on here a couple or three weeks ago.
Yes, it is a repeat... like the telly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Tinkerbell on May 23, 2008, 12:02:49 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:
How are the cats?

Cats are all fine....they eat for England Cyprus!!!! Or would if I kept opening the tins! Seriously they were all in last night. One (you know which) took an 'away day' and worried me sick....visions of meeting you with 'I've searched everywhere'.. but no...all reported in at chow time yesterday...hopefully again today...we'll see. Having fun over there????   whistle:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2008, 12:04:04 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:
How are the cats?

Cats are all fine....they eat for England Cyprus!!!! Or would if I kept opening the tins! Seriously they were all in last night. One (you know which) took an 'away day' and worried me sick....visions of meeting you with 'I've searched everywhere'.. but no...all reported in at chow time yesterday...hopefully again today...we'll see. Having fun over there????   whistle:
Oh yes... fun...  noooo:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Tinkerbell on May 23, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
How come you've got time for this? Would have thought you'de be organising something???   whistle:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 12:10:06 PM
If they ain't ready now they never will be. Fancy not trying on your HIRED suit until the day before the wedding  ::)
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2008, 12:10:59 PM
Let it go Snoops  ;D
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 12:11:48 PM
Yeah ~ right  whistle:



Best I p*ss off for the day ~ weddings always annoy the crap outta me.


Hope the Bride & Groom have a wonderful day and that their marriage is a happy one.

See you all tomorrow.
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Tinkerbell on May 23, 2008, 12:27:19 PM
[quote author=Snoopy link=topic=3838.msg76463#

Best I p*ss off for the day ~ weddings always annoy the crap outta me.


Hope the Bride & Groom have a wonderful day and that their marriage is a happy one.

See you all tomorrow.
[/quote]

Don't take it to heart dear Snoops, have a bonio.  lol:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2008, 12:31:47 PM
How come you've got time for this? Would have thought you'de be organising something???   whistle:
I have been organised... 1 hour to go then off to the dress shop then the hotel...
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2008, 12:39:04 PM
Piss up!
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 08:09:40 AM
Must say i am glad Mr TG was around this morning, as he informed me one of our kitties had a LIVE bird in front room (the feathered variety)  scared2: such a relief that he sorted it while i was still getting my beauty sleep, as i would have been barricaded in bedroom for the whole day till he come home...bloody cats... drumroll:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2008, 08:13:48 AM
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Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 08:20:23 AM
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Next time he will be in there! he on a death wish i tell you.... Angry9:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 08:21:52 AM
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Indeed, and she wants another bastid!  cussing:
Title: Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 08:29:40 AM
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Indeed, and she wants another bastid!  cussing:

But they dont do it very often....and the kitten is soooooooooooo cute.... eyes: