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Title: Exam Howlers
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 08:56:31 AM
They live! Mrs Nick is marking undergraduate exam scripts at present.

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Women’s only job was looking good in order to attract a potential husband and then bare his children.
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Women are not a minority in the world, they are a superiority
noooo:

My favourite

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Because Spain was invaded by so many different groups there are remains of these in their cooking
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Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2008, 09:16:14 AM
 lol: lol:


Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 09:44:10 AM
What was that again Tony? "Educashun, Educashun, Educashun"

10 years whilst those students, whose papers are being marked, were studying under NuLabour.

I fvcking despair  Banghead
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2008, 09:59:21 AM
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"An octupus is an animal that lives in the sea with ink and eight testicles"
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 10:20:54 AM
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Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 10:46:05 AM
What was that again Tony? "Educashun, Educashun, Educashun"

10 years whilst those students, whose papers are being marked, were studying under NuLabour.

I fvcking despair  Banghead

Oh there are worse ones!

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My personal learning style is predominantly auditorial.


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I defiantly don't think that..."
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
 happy001


Mrs S#2 is in hysterics with these ~ between gales of laughter she was muttering "Now you know what I have to put up with" ...... I responded "Don't you mean up with which I have to put?" and she threw a "look" at me. scared2: What have I done worng?
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Bar Wench on May 21, 2008, 02:46:46 PM
Mr Wench had the kids fill out a personal goals and year review sheet last year. I laughed till I cried at some of them.

One child put.

I will do rubbish next year. I am not looking forward to SATS. I will do rubbish because Mrs X says so and because my Dad says I take after my Mum and she is thick too.
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 04:13:17 PM
Child could be correct!

Is she fat with tight trousers? Always a giveaway. noooo:
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 04:46:21 PM
Mr Wench had the kids fill out a personal goals and year review sheet last year. I laughed till I cried at some of them.

One child put.

I will do rubbish next year. I am not looking forward to SATS. I will do rubbish because Mrs X says so and because my Dad says I take after my Mum and she is thick too.

I think I would have just cried. Poor bloody kid .... no support from Parent or School. If they expect nothing then the child will achieve nothing. That is just sad.
Title: Re: Exam Howlers
Post by: Bar Wench on May 22, 2008, 08:43:57 AM
Mr Wench had the kids fill out a personal goals and year review sheet last year. I laughed till I cried at some of them.

One child put.

I will do rubbish next year. I am not looking forward to SATS. I will do rubbish because Mrs X says so and because my Dad says I take after my Mum and she is thick too.

I think I would have just cried. Poor bloody kid .... no support from Parent or School. If they expect nothing then the child will achieve nothing. That is just sad.

It is indeed. Mrs X is Mr Wench's TA. They have had words.  cussing: