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Title: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 04:05:15 AM
Discuss...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2008, 05:43:52 AM
Your temper? Take some of these with you in your hand luggage, you may need them  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2008, 05:47:31 AM
As Snoopy and Wenchy aren't normally around at this time, have you left the key under the plant pot next to the door. I'll leave the money next to the till  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 06:05:49 AM
As Snoopy and Wenchy aren't normally around at this time, have you left the key under the plant pot next to the door as Snoopy and Wenchy aren't normally around at this time. I'll leave the money next to the till  whistle:
No you won't!  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 19, 2008, 07:27:31 AM
The chances are that you'll lose your luggage.  Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2008, 07:34:34 AM
. . . the carry-on bag.

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Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 07:36:25 AM
Just try to keep your hair on ~~~~~~~~~~ Opps! Sorry  redface:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 08:04:32 AM
I'm sure it will be fine...  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 08:06:15 AM
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned  ;D
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 08:07:31 AM
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned  ;D
Indeed... I'm a glass half full man...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 08:08:01 AM
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned  ;D
Indeed... I'm a glass half full man...  whistle:

A drunkard you mean?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2008, 08:08:32 AM
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned  ;D
Indeed... I'm a glass half full man...  whistle:
We all knew that as well. Banghead
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 19, 2008, 08:28:06 AM
The chances are that you'll lose your luggage.  Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.

In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 08:43:55 AM
The chances are that you'll lose your luggage.  Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.

In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
The only thing I need for "THE BIG DAY" is my speech... I have about thirty copies of it on my person and in my hand luggage...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 08:44:52 AM
As long as you have no guests that turn up wearing something like this  scared2: That deserves to be lost in the Hold  noooo:

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Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 19, 2008, 09:07:03 AM
The chances are that you'll lose your luggage.  Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.

In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
The only thing I need for "THE BIG DAY" is my speech... I have about thirty copies of it on my person and in my hand luggage...  whistle:

You are going nekid?  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on May 19, 2008, 09:21:58 AM
The chances are that you'll lose your luggage.  Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.

In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
The only thing I need for "THE BIG DAY" is my speech... I have about thirty copies of it on my person and in my hand luggage...  whistle:

You are going nekid?  eeek:

Do the speech nekid. That will give them something to remember.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 10:44:23 AM
What can possibly go wrong? shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 11:39:16 AM
Free tinterweb at Larnaca airport!  cloud9:

A good omen surely? rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 11:40:39 AM
I doubt it.

Haven't you left yet? Who is feeding the cats and the dog? You haven't forgotten to make arrangements I hope
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 11:45:46 AM
I doubt it.

Haven't you left yet? Who is feeding the cats and the dog? You haven't forgotten to make arrangements I hope
Cats and dog!   shocked003

I knew there was something!  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
 evil: We'll manage I expect  ::)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2008, 12:05:00 PM
evil: We'll manage I expect  ::)
All is well...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2008, 05:19:11 PM
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned  ;D
Indeed... I'm a glass half full man...  whistle:

Aye, short measures and watered down booze  point:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 05:49:02 PM
Not heard from him since just before take off time so 'spect he's the one that is lost in Terminal 5  lol:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on May 19, 2008, 07:11:48 PM
Wonder if he's still rattling around in terminal 5? Should at least be on Uk terra-firma now. Rest assured dear patrons, kitties are all well.... fed and tucked up for the night.

Right, who's for raiding the bar? While the cat's away??????????????????????????????????????   whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 07:22:54 PM
Time we had a decent drink - cheers  barman:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 07:33:57 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 05:23:42 AM
Nothing... lost at T5  cloud9:

The luggage did take rather a long time to arrive and people were begging to expect the worst but it eventually did and everybody was as happy as you can be after a long flight…

Caught a mini-bus to the car-hire place, picked up a very nice Vauxhall Vectra estate (for toting stuff around this week like) and home to Windsor in time for a couple of London Prides.  cloud9:

All is well… so far.  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 06:26:12 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 06:32:14 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 06:33:52 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

 rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 06:36:40 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

 rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Nothing so vulgar...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 06:41:09 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

 rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?

Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Nothing so vulgar...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 06:44:03 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

 rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?

Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Nothing so vulgar...  noooo:
Yes, sharing complaints about aircraft noise an' all that...
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 06:48:26 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

 rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?

Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Nothing so vulgar...  noooo:
Yes, sharing complaints about aircraft noise an' all that...


I can imagine ~ mind you, I always said it was a bloody silly place to build a castle, right under the flight path like.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 06:49:08 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

 rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?

Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Nothing so vulgar...  noooo:
Yes, sharing complaints about aircraft noise an' all that...


I can imagine ~ mind you, I always said it was a bloody silly place to build a castle, right under the flight path like.
Indeed... that's what I told them...
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 07:33:07 AM
After we have bombed Westminster maybe we can do a fly past, dip the wings in salute like, drop any spare turnips &c.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 07:34:48 AM
 rubschin:  Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 07:36:23 AM
rubschin:  Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.

Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 07:37:52 AM
Do you think we ought to tell Boris ~ so that he is ready to leap across to Downing Street and shout at Gordo:
"In the Name of God ~ Go!"
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 07:40:02 AM
rubschin:  Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.

Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.

Best bring them with you ~ just in case.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 07:42:30 AM
rubschin:  Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.

Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Just bring your pyjamas…

Don’t try and ditch it in the Thames at Windsor tho – you’d never get a Lanc in down there ‘cos of the bridges and stuff…

Dump it in that fucking great rowing lake at Eton where they removed twenty trillion tonnes of hardcore before filling it all back in again…  Banghead
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 07:45:08 AM
rubschin:  Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.

Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Just bring your pyjamas…

Don’t try and ditch it in the Thames at Windsor tho – you’d never get a Lanc in down there ‘cos of the bridges and stuff…

Dump it in that fucking great rowing lake at Eton where they removed twenty trillion tonnes of hardcore before filling it all back in again…  Banghead

I'm sure Snoops could fly under bridges. I seen it on the telly. Admittedly that was Spitfire which is somewhat smaller but you never know till you try.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2008, 07:46:42 AM
I could bring some pyjamas!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 07:49:06 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 07:49:28 AM
rubschin:  Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.

Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Just bring your pyjamas…

Don’t try and ditch it in the Thames at Windsor tho – you’d never get a Lanc in down there ‘cos of the bridges and stuff…

Dump it in that fucking great rowing lake at Eton where they removed twenty trillion tonnes of hardcore before filling it all back in again…  Banghead

I'm sure Snoops could fly under bridges. I seen it on the telly. Admittedly that was Spitfire which is somewhat smaller but you never know till you try.

Surely it depends on the size of the bridge?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 07:49:51 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)

 eeek:

You are kidding me!?!?!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 07:51:37 AM
http://www.nqsouthern.com/digitalpublication/digitalpublications/index.cfm?dpid=231&section_id=1919&article_id=5155

I grew up near this Bridge.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 07:51:51 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)

 eeek:

You are kidding me!?!?!

Dont worry about him. I have a spare set of water wings.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 07:53:51 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)

 eeek:

You are kidding me!?!?!

Dont worry about him. I have a spare set of water wings.

You jest but my Mum used to keep a pair in the car.  redface: (She can't swim either.)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 07:54:26 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)

 eeek:

You are kidding me!?!?!

'Fraid not ~ one skill I never mastered I am ashamed to say. Not from want of trying but somehow it just never clicked with me. I have spent a fortune on my 5 kids trying to have them taught, both at school and privately but they seem to have the same problem. The eldest daughter managed to teach herself but not until she was in her mid twenties.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 07:56:20 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)

 eeek:

You are kidding me!?!?!

'Fraid not ~ one skill I never mastered I am ashamed to say. Not from want of trying but somehow it just never clicked with me. I have spent a fortune on my 5 kids trying to have them taught, both at school and privately but they seem to have the same problem. The eldest daughter managed to teach herself but not until she was in her mid twenties.

 eeek:

How odd!

Mr Wench isn't great either. Lots of splashing and not much floating. I can't remember not being able to swim! But then having your own pool probably helps with that.  redface:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 08:16:42 AM
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim  redface:)

 eeek:

You are kidding me!?!?!

'Fraid not ~ one skill I never mastered I am ashamed to say. Not from want of trying but somehow it just never clicked with me. I have spent a fortune on my 5 kids trying to have them taught, both at school and privately but they seem to have the same problem. The eldest daughter managed to teach herself but not until she was in her mid twenties.

 eeek:

How odd!

Mr Wench isn't great either. Lots of splashing and not much floating. I can't remember not being able to swim! But then having your own pool probably helps with that.  redface:

I grew up playing in boats, both on the canal at Odiham and then on the "beach" in Southampton. I have fallen out of various dingies, row-boats and canoes over my childhood years and NEVER worn a life jacket. I just never got round to swimming. I like to think it is not so much a case of cannot swim but more a case of never having felt the need.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 20, 2008, 08:20:26 AM
A friend of mine could not swim until the Zeebrugge incident. It ws quite remarkable how quickly he learnt, despite also being hammered drunk.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2008, 08:38:10 AM
http://www.nqsouthern.com/digitalpublication/digitalpublications/index.cfm?dpid=231&section_id=1919&article_id=5155

I grew up near this Bridge.

Great photo Snoopy, I've not seen one that old of it before.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on May 20, 2008, 09:03:36 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

That's odd, I was having tea with Liz last Tuesday & she never mentioned you. Are they invited to the wedding or are you keeping it 'low key'
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 09:50:51 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

That's odd, I was having tea with Liz last Tuesday & she never mentioned you. Are they invited to the wedding or are you keeping it 'low key'

Low key...  ;)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2008, 10:26:16 AM
Well, only 3 whole days to go.I imagine LL is frantic!!

Poor BM  point:

He should get out and do some "errands"
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2008, 11:25:23 AM
"Home to Windsor"!!!

Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Of course...  redface:

Well not quite personally, Phil seems to think he is called 'Bloody Foreigner!!!'  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2008, 12:59:57 PM
http://www.nqsouthern.com/digitalpublication/digitalpublications/index.cfm?dpid=231&section_id=1919&article_id=5155

I grew up near this Bridge.

By "near" do you mean "under"?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2008, 04:44:22 PM
Hello Miss Piggy ~ or should that now be Mrs Piggy?

What brings you to this den of thieves and vagabonds?

Not that it isn't nice to see you 'cos it is.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Miss Piggy on June 04, 2008, 04:46:21 PM
Hello Miss Piggy ~ or should that now be Mrs Piggy?

What brings you to this den of thieves and vagabonds?

Not that it isn't nice to see you 'cos it is.

Just having a nose whilst I wait for Mr Piggy to get home - and of course making sure you peeps are behaving yourselves whilst I've been away transforming into Bridezilla..... angel1

Nice to see you're all on top form....you chaps and chapesses always make me giggle!!!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2008, 04:48:22 PM
Ah ~ The little woman waiting for her Hunter/Gatherer to ..........errrrrrrr...................................
Bring home the Bacon one assumes.

How's married life? Any different?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Miss Piggy on June 04, 2008, 04:54:48 PM
Ah ~ The little woman waiting for her Hunter/Gatherer to ..........errrrrrrr...................................
Bring home the Bacon one assumes.

How's married life? Any different?

Fish cakes actually..... rubschin:

Married life currently seems much like unmarried life - however, we've got less money now!!!!

And just for the record, BM's speech was FANTASTIC  ;D and LL looking utterly stunning...infact so much so, some of Mr Piggy's friends dubbed her "yummy Mummy"  redface:  Even BM was dubbed the "Silver fox" by a large proportion of my girlie friends!!!   ;D
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2008, 05:15:53 PM
That's nice .......... Money is always the problem ~ well that sex and children. Only things married couples ever argue about as far as I can see. Whatever starts the row it always comes back to money, children and/or sex.

Glad to hear all went well and that the old chap came up trumps with the speech. He didn't use any of our suggestions I assume.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 04, 2008, 05:51:37 PM
Ah ~ The little woman waiting for her Hunter/Gatherer to ..........errrrrrrr...................................
Bring home the Bacon one assumes.

How's married life? Any different?

Fish cakes actually..... rubschin:

Married life currently seems much like unmarried life - however, we've got less money now!!!!

And just for the record, BM's speech was FANTASTIC  ;D and LL looking utterly stunning...infact so much so, some of Mr Piggy's friends dubbed her "yummy Mummy"  redface:  Even BM was dubbed the "Silver fox" by a large proportion of my girlie friends!!!   ;D

Congratulations on your wedding, its been fun reading all the posts running up to it and since...

can we have a peak at the pretty dress? in a pm or whatever, i love a good wedding
got countdown to my daughters in may 2010....soon i will be poor too, and any tips etc would be great  eyes:

Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2008, 05:53:54 PM
Buy a sewing machine  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 04, 2008, 05:59:50 PM
Buy a sewing machine  eveilgrin:

I already have one.... scared2:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 04:24:20 AM
Silver Fox eh?  eyes:





Hold on.... what do they mean silver????  Banghead
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2008, 04:35:42 AM
Better than Bald Eagle I guess.  point:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 04:40:25 AM
Better than Bald Eagle I guess.  point:
rubschin:


yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 07:26:11 AM
Better than Bald Eagle I guess.  point:
rubschin:


yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox...  cloud9:

Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 07:35:07 AM
Better than Bald Eagle I guess.  point:
rubschin:


yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox...  cloud9:

Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
The young ladies that called me Silver Fox don’t remember the 70s…  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2008, 07:36:05 AM
We are NEVER going to hear the end of this  ::)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 07:36:40 AM
We are NEVER going to hear the end of this  ::)
No... prepare yourselves...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 07:46:11 AM
We are NEVER going to hear the end of this  ::)

Until he stops wearing the baking foil to cover his shiny pate.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2008, 03:36:37 PM
Better than Bald Eagle I guess.  point:
rubschin:


yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox...  cloud9:

Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
The young ladies that called me Silver Fox don’t remember the 70s…  eyes:

Judging from this picture of you at the reception are you sure they werent plastered and calling you Sam Fox as a joke?  whistle:

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Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 03:51:06 PM
Better than Bald Eagle I guess.  point:
rubschin:


yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox...  cloud9:

Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
The young ladies that called me Silver Fox don’t remember the 70s…  eyes:

Judging from this picture of you at the reception are you sure they werent plastered and calling you Sam Fox as a joke?  whistle:

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noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 04:36:21 PM
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"Bo" Barman tries to laugh off hand-cloning scandal.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 04:37:26 PM
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"Bo" Barman tries to laugh off hand-cloning scandal.

noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 05, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
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BM decides that opening up a Grayson Perry franchise in Cyprus might hold the future
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 05:44:38 PM
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BM decides that opening up a Grayson Perry franchise in Cyprus might hold the future

noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 03:11:46 PM
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on June 09, 2008, 03:15:49 PM
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...?  whistle:

Yes please.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2008, 03:17:34 PM
Living dangerously BM?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 09, 2008, 03:23:46 PM
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...?  whistle:

i wana see wedding pic!  angry041:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 03:28:01 PM
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...?  whistle:

i wana see wedding pic!  angry041:
And the speech?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 03:28:24 PM
Living dangerously BM?
You're only young once Uncle...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 03:34:02 PM
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...?  whistle:

She looks bloody good! I was impressed!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2008, 03:36:57 PM
Living dangerously BM?
You're only young once Uncle...  whistle:

And not likely to get older  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2008, 03:52:10 PM
He's old enough...I'm surprised no-one has tried to carbon date him yet...
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 03:54:59 PM
He's old enough...I'm surprised no-one has tried to carbon date him yet...
Indeed... birthdays seem to get closer together...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2008, 03:56:23 PM
We could cut him in half and count the rings.  ;)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 04:02:20 PM
We could cut him in half and count the rings.  ;)
eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2008, 04:04:16 PM
I thought shite came in layers, not rings?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 04:45:11 PM
I thought shite came in layers, not rings?
evil:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2008, 05:19:45 PM
Soppy old sod. You know I love you.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 06:44:00 PM
Soppy old sod. You know I love you.
eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2008, 07:10:49 PM
Kidney deep :-)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 05:01:23 AM
Kidney deep :-)
eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 07:42:37 AM
Kidney deep :-)
eeek:

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 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: chocolatepudding on June 10, 2008, 07:52:48 AM
With chocolate pudding for dessert?    angel1
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 09:57:31 AM
With chocolate pudding for dessert?    angel1

Of course!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 12:53:39 PM
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not?  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
Meh. Can take it or leave it.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 12:59:09 PM
Meh. Can take it or leave it.
You've seen it!  Banghead
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 12:59:59 PM
I know.  ::)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:01:38 PM
I know.  ::)
Have you seen the video tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:04:27 PM
FotB speech?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:05:02 PM
FotB speech?
No... bastards!  Banghead
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:07:08 PM
Que?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:08:21 PM
I know.  ::)
Have you seen the video tho...  whistle:

No but I have decided it doesn't exist so I am not concerned.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:08:41 PM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:

I want a video now... as it went so well like...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:09:33 PM
FotB?

Is it on You TUbe yet?  point:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
I know.  ::)
Have you seen the video tho...  whistle:

No but I have decided it doesn't exist so I am not concerned.  cloud9:
Oh but it does...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:15:26 PM
It does not!                                    It does not                            It does not
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:16:40 PM
.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:18:15 PM
It does not!                                    It does not                            It does not

All 153Mbytes of it...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:20:35 PM
que?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:20:46 PM
Well put it up on youtube then!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:22:17 PM
youtube

Sounds rude!
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:22:59 PM
Your mind really is running on the one track gutter today isn't it!  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 01:28:54 PM
Your mind really is running on the one track gutter today isn't it!  eeek:

Today?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
It seems worse than usual somehow.  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 02:28:59 PM
shrugs:
Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 02:40:03 PM
Smut, like beauty, is usually in the eye of the beholder.















Yes the pun was intentional
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 10, 2008, 04:39:16 PM
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not?  cussing:

come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 04:48:27 PM
Smut, like beauty, is usually in the eye of the beholder.





Yes the pun was intentional

 lol: lol:

Pearls before swine.  ::)
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not?  cussing:

come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
I'm waiting until everybody is begging...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not?  cussing:

come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
I'm waiting until everybody is begging...  whistle:

Don't wait up then.  whistle:

We know you will give in eventually.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:25:26 PM
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not?  cussing:

come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
I'm waiting until everybody is begging...  whistle:

Don't wait up then.  whistle:

We know you will give in eventually.
yes...  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 10, 2008, 07:14:01 PM
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not?  cussing:

come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
I'm waiting until everybody is begging...  whistle:



Don't wait up then.  whistle:

We know you will give in eventually.
yes...  surrender:

you want some naughty pics?
pics of TG as a kid? Name your price... cussing:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 08:06:05 AM
LL defies gravity...  whistle:

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Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: chocolatepudding on June 13, 2008, 09:19:14 AM
Returning to the original topic I see George W will be dropping by on Sunday.   More chaos at Heathrow.   Why can't he just go home?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 13, 2008, 09:38:59 AM
LL defies gravity...  whistle:

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happ096
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2008, 10:12:45 AM
LL defies gravity...  whistle:

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happ096

Splendid!

Where is the pole going to be fitted in the pub (the shiny metal pole, not Piotr the washer-upper of course)?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2008, 10:37:33 AM
LL defies gravity...  whistle:

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happ096

Splendid!

Where is the pole going to be fitted in the pub (the shiny metal pole, not Piotr the washer-upper of course)?

Superglue?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 13, 2008, 10:48:03 AM
LL defies gravity...  whistle:

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happ096

Splendid!

Where is the pole going to be fitted in the pub (the shiny metal pole, not Piotr the washer-upper of course)?

Superglue?  rubschin:

I am not going there!  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 01:52:13 PM
Returning to the original topic I see George W will be dropping by on Sunday.   More chaos at Heathrow.   Why can't he just go home?
The original topic?  eeek:

Oh dear, oh dear no....  noooo:

You have a lot to learn about 'The Off Topic my dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2008, 01:54:42 PM
SO, superglue or wires?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 01:58:04 PM
SO, superglue or wires?
Extremely strong thighs…  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 05:16:36 PM
SO, superglue or wires?
Extremely strong thighs…  eyes:

God is that  really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 09:36:23 PM
SO, superglue or wires?
Extremely strong thighs…  eyes:

God is that  really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Oh yes..  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 14, 2008, 09:36:52 AM
SO, superglue or wires?
Extremely strong thighs…  eyes:

God is that  really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Oh yes..  eyes:

god she is well lovely! is that her new hobby then? eyes:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2008, 11:35:51 AM
SO, superglue or wires?
Extremely strong thighs…  eyes:

God is that  really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Oh yes..  eyes:

god she is well lovely! is that her new hobby then? eyes:
Could make a few bob eh...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2008, 11:42:13 AM
SO, superglue or wires?
Extremely strong thighs…  eyes:

God is that  really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Oh yes..  eyes:

god she is well lovely! is that her new hobby then? eyes:
Could make a few bob eh...  whistle:

If you fancy keeping hold of your nuts I should stop right there mate.  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 08:27:14 AM
SO, superglue or wires?

No there was no use of superglue or wires or double sided sticky tape or staples or anything like that - it was sheer grit and determination that as the oldest there (even outdated the damn instructor by at least 15 years) and obviously representing the VP wrinkly club I was going to give it a jolly good bash......................Personally I think the youngeys had problems gripping the pole (oh err mister) cos they don't have thigh muscel strength due to lack of walking skills like wot we have  eeek:

Thanks to those who said wel done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It actually was pretty good fun  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
So it will be a nightly performance now then?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 11:03:11 AM
Private dancer  whistle: dum de de dum dum
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 11:11:35 AM
Private dancer  whistle: dum de de dum dum

Not very when your old man post pics of it on the interweb!

Not that I'm complaining.  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 05:21:11 PM
Private dancer  whistle: dum de de dum dum

Not very when your old man post pics of it on the interweb!

Not that I'm complaining.  eyes:
You haven't seen the bill yet!  point:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
When we had a TV i always watched that. What happened to Reg Hollis in the end?
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2008, 10:50:45 AM
When we had a TV i always watched that. What happened to Reg Hollis in the end?
It was someone elses end actually.
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 11:02:45 AM
Whose?  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Will I Lose At Terminal 5 Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
Whose?  eeek:

I have forgotten.  redface: