As Snoopy and Wenchy aren't normally around at this time, have you left the key under the plant pot next to the door as Snoopy and Wenchy aren't normally around at this time. I'll leave the money next to the till whistle:No you won't! cussing:
. . . the carry-on bag.
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned ;DIndeed... I'm a glass half full man... whistle:
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned ;DIndeed... I'm a glass half full man... whistle:
We all knew that as well. BangheadYour positive mental attitude for which you are renowned ;DIndeed... I'm a glass half full man... whistle:
The chances are that you'll lose your luggage. Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.
The only thing I need for "THE BIG DAY" is my speech... I have about thirty copies of it on my person and in my hand luggage... whistle:The chances are that you'll lose your luggage. Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.
In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
The only thing I need for "THE BIG DAY" is my speech... I have about thirty copies of it on my person and in my hand luggage... whistle:The chances are that you'll lose your luggage. Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.
In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
The only thing I need for "THE BIG DAY" is my speech... I have about thirty copies of it on my person and in my hand luggage... whistle:The chances are that you'll lose your luggage. Pack your wedding suit and speech in the carry-on bag.
In all seriousness this is wise advice. Everything else can be replaced fairly cheaply but pack stuff for "THE BIG DAY" in your carry on.
You are going nekid? eeek:
I doubt it.Cats and dog! shocked003
Haven't you left yet? Who is feeding the cats and the dog? You haven't forgotten to make arrangements I hope
evil: We'll manage I expect ::)All is well... cloud9:
Your positive mental attitude for which you are renowned ;DIndeed... I'm a glass half full man... whistle:
"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Nothing so vulgar... noooo:"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Nothing so vulgar... noooo:"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Yes, sharing complaints about aircraft noise an' all that...Nothing so vulgar... noooo:"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Yes, sharing complaints about aircraft noise an' all that...Nothing so vulgar... noooo:"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
Indeed... that's what I told them...Yes, sharing complaints about aircraft noise an' all that...Nothing so vulgar... noooo:"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
rubschin: Hobnobs in the kitchen and all that?
Just a sort of nodding over the garden fence type of knowing then?
I can imagine ~ mind you, I always said it was a bloody silly place to build a castle, right under the flight path like.
rubschin: Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.
rubschin: Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.
Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Just bring your pyjamas…rubschin: Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.
Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Just bring your pyjamas…rubschin: Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.
Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Don’t try and ditch it in the Thames at Windsor tho – you’d never get a Lanc in down there ‘cos of the bridges and stuff…
Dump it in that fucking great rowing lake at Eton where they removed twenty trillion tonnes of hardcore before filling it all back in again… Banghead
Just bring your pyjamas…rubschin: Shouldn't be too diffcult ~ we only have to follow the river like.
Can we ditch in it? I have my water wings.
Don’t try and ditch it in the Thames at Windsor tho – you’d never get a Lanc in down there ‘cos of the bridges and stuff…
Dump it in that fucking great rowing lake at Eton where they removed twenty trillion tonnes of hardcore before filling it all back in again… Banghead
I'm sure Snoops could fly under bridges. I seen it on the telly. Admittedly that was Spitfire which is somewhat smaller but you never know till you try.
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim redface:)
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim redface:)
eeek:
You are kidding me!?!?!
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim redface:)
eeek:
You are kidding me!?!?!
Dont worry about him. I have a spare set of water wings.
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim redface:)
eeek:
You are kidding me!?!?!
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim redface:)
eeek:
You are kidding me!?!?!
'Fraid not ~ one skill I never mastered I am ashamed to say. Not from want of trying but somehow it just never clicked with me. I have spent a fortune on my 5 kids trying to have them taught, both at school and privately but they seem to have the same problem. The eldest daughter managed to teach herself but not until she was in her mid twenties.
The pilot has no intention of ditching unless we are shot down. (He can't swim redface:)
eeek:
You are kidding me!?!?!
'Fraid not ~ one skill I never mastered I am ashamed to say. Not from want of trying but somehow it just never clicked with me. I have spent a fortune on my 5 kids trying to have them taught, both at school and privately but they seem to have the same problem. The eldest daughter managed to teach herself but not until she was in her mid twenties.
eeek:
How odd!
Mr Wench isn't great either. Lots of splashing and not much floating. I can't remember not being able to swim! But then having your own pool probably helps with that. redface:
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I grew up near this Bridge.
"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
Low key... ;)"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
That's odd, I was having tea with Liz last Tuesday & she never mentioned you. Are they invited to the wedding or are you keeping it 'low key'
"Home to Windsor"!!!Of course... redface:
Do you know Liz & Phil personally like?
http://www.nqsouthern.com/digitalpublication/digitalpublications/index.cfm?dpid=231§ion_id=1919&article_id=5155
I grew up near this Bridge.
Hello Miss Piggy ~ or should that now be Mrs Piggy?
What brings you to this den of thieves and vagabonds?
Not that it isn't nice to see you 'cos it is.
Ah ~ The little woman waiting for her Hunter/Gatherer to ..........errrrrrrr...................................
Bring home the Bacon one assumes.
How's married life? Any different?
Ah ~ The little woman waiting for her Hunter/Gatherer to ..........errrrrrrr...................................
Bring home the Bacon one assumes.
How's married life? Any different?
Fish cakes actually..... rubschin:
Married life currently seems much like unmarried life - however, we've got less money now!!!!
And just for the record, BM's speech was FANTASTIC ;D and LL looking utterly stunning...infact so much so, some of Mr Piggy's friends dubbed her "yummy Mummy" redface: Even BM was dubbed the "Silver fox" by a large proportion of my girlie friends!!! ;D
Buy a sewing machine eveilgrin:
Better than Bald Eagle I guess. point:rubschin:
Better than Bald Eagle I guess. point:rubschin:
yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox... cloud9:
The young ladies that called me Silver Fox don’t remember the 70s… eyes:Better than Bald Eagle I guess. point:rubschin:
yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox... cloud9:
Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
We are NEVER going to hear the end of this ::)No... prepare yourselves... whistle:
We are NEVER going to hear the end of this ::)
The young ladies that called me Silver Fox don’t remember the 70s… eyes:Better than Bald Eagle I guess. point:rubschin:
yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox... cloud9:
Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
noooo:The young ladies that called me Silver Fox don’t remember the 70s… eyes:Better than Bald Eagle I guess. point:rubschin:
yes... okay I'll give them that... Silver Fox... cloud9:
Wasn't that the paint colour that really damaged Ford in the 70's when it fell off tens of thousands of Cortinas and Capris?
Judging from this picture of you at the reception are you sure they werent plastered and calling you Sam Fox as a joke? whistle:
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"Bo" Barman tries to laugh off hand-cloning scandal.
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BM decides that opening up a Grayson Perry franchise in Cyprus might hold the future
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...? whistle:
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...? whistle:
And the speech?Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...? whistle:
i wana see wedding pic! angry041:
Living dangerously BM?You're only young once Uncle... whistle:
Who wants to see a picture of LL pole dancing at the hen night...? whistle:
Living dangerously BM?You're only young once Uncle... whistle:
He's old enough...I'm surprised no-one has tried to carbon date him yet...Indeed... birthdays seem to get closer together... noooo:
We could cut him in half and count the rings. ;)eeek:
I thought shite came in layers, not rings?evil:
Soppy old sod. You know I love you.eeek:
Kidney deep :-)eeek:
Kidney deep :-)eeek:
With chocolate pudding for dessert? angel1
Meh. Can take it or leave it.You've seen it! Banghead
I know. ::)Have you seen the video tho... whistle:
FotB speech?No... bastards! Banghead
I know. ::)Have you seen the video tho... whistle:
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…point:
Oh but it does... whistle:I know. ::)Have you seen the video tho... whistle:
No but I have decided it doesn't exist so I am not concerned. cloud9:
All 153Mbytes of it... whistle:It does not! It does not It does not
Your mind really is running on the one track gutter today isn't it! eeek:
shrugs:Tsk, tsk... noooo:
Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not? cussing:
Smut, like beauty, is usually in the eye of the beholder.
Yes the pun was intentional
I'm waiting until everybody is begging... whistle:Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not? cussing:
come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
I'm waiting until everybody is begging... whistle:Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not? cussing:
come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
yes... surrender:I'm waiting until everybody is begging... whistle:Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not? cussing:
come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
Don't wait up then. whistle:
We know you will give in eventually.
yes... surrender:I'm waiting until everybody is begging... whistle:Do you want to see this bloody pictue or not? cussing:
come on where is it? and the wedding pics and fotb speech? i await with excitement.. eyes:...
Don't wait up then. whistle:
We know you will give in eventually.
LL defies gravity... whistle:
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LL defies gravity... whistle:
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LL defies gravity... whistle:
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happ096
Splendid!
Where is the pole going to be fitted in the pub (the shiny metal pole, not Piotr the washer-upper of course)?
LL defies gravity... whistle:
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happ096
Splendid!
Where is the pole going to be fitted in the pub (the shiny metal pole, not Piotr the washer-upper of course)?
Superglue? rubschin:
Returning to the original topic I see George W will be dropping by on Sunday. More chaos at Heathrow. Why can't he just go home?The original topic? eeek:
SO, superglue or wires?Extremely strong thighs… eyes:
SO, superglue or wires?Extremely strong thighs… eyes:
Oh yes.. eyes:SO, superglue or wires?Extremely strong thighs… eyes:
God is that really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Oh yes.. eyes:SO, superglue or wires?Extremely strong thighs… eyes:
God is that really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
Could make a few bob eh... whistle:Oh yes.. eyes:SO, superglue or wires?Extremely strong thighs… eyes:
God is that really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
god she is well lovely! is that her new hobby then? eyes:
Could make a few bob eh... whistle:Oh yes.. eyes:SO, superglue or wires?Extremely strong thighs… eyes:
God is that really yr LL ? she looks rather good! me jealous.... sad24:
god she is well lovely! is that her new hobby then? eyes:
SO, superglue or wires?
Private dancer whistle: dum de de dum dum
You haven't seen the bill yet! point:Private dancer whistle: dum de de dum dum
Not very when your old man post pics of it on the interweb!
Not that I'm complaining. eyes:
When we had a TV i always watched that. What happened to Reg Hollis in the end?It was someone elses end actually.
Whose? eeek: