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Title: Marriage #2
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2008, 06:54:49 PM

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," his wife replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune!"

Title: Re: Marriage #2
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2008, 01:33:04 PM

 lol:

Which reminds me, I once met Debbie McGee; Mrs Merton's question to her was very, very appropriate, given the state of her other half.

Title: Re: Marriage #2
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 01:36:03 PM

I believe he wore a wig
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVfxKai.jpg&hash=4a3b177898463b31d78d60feba91af944dd00d10) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVfxKai)

Intersting word, wig. Origins?

Title: Re: Marriage #2
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2008, 01:45:51 PM

I believe he did; she was very spangley and he was small. He also kept trying to be funny  noooo:





Wig... Periwig... Periwyke... Perruque  cool14:

Title: Re: Marriage #2
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 06:41:34 PM

Etymology!

Title: Re: Marriage #2
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2008, 09:01:17 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2008, 06:41:34 PM

Etymology!

Is that the linguist's equivalent of Mornington Crescent?

Title: Re: Marriage #2
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 06:20:15 AM

A cunning reply whistle: