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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 17, 2008, 06:53:52 PM

Title: Marriage
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2008, 06:53:52 PM

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."


Boy: "That's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."


Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."

Title: Re: Marriage
Post by: Bar Wench on May 19, 2008, 10:55:44 AM

 evil:

Title: Re: Marriage
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 10:56:38 AM

You only say that Wenchy because you recognise its truth

Title: Re: Marriage
Post by: Bar Wench on May 19, 2008, 10:57:33 AM

Mr Wench has plenty of problems pre-me. Most relating to his Mother!

Title: Re: Marriage
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 11:00:13 AM

Is she a member of the LaLeche League? eeek:

Title: Re: Marriage
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 11:07:07 AM

Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2008, 11:00:13 AM

Is she a member of the LaLeche League? eeek:

Nah ~ Far too soured from the sound of it.

Title: Re: Marriage
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2008, 09:08:04 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 19, 2008, 10:57:33 AM

Mr Wench has plenty of problems pre-me. Most relating to his Mother!

Her name's not Jocasta is it?  rubschin: