The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:28:00 PM
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Nick 10:19:24 PM Viewing Who's Online.
Why are you always doing that? rubschin:
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How would you know? point:
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How would you know? point:
Wenchy told me! point:
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ANd how does she know?
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ANd how does she know?
Snoopy told her! point:
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This thread is going nowhere fast bs:
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This thread is going nowhere fast bs:
Tailgunner told he- oh... redface:
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Nick 10:19:24 PM Viewing Who's Online.
Why are you always doing that? rubschin:
He just likes to know what we are doing. Nowt wrong with that.
angry041:
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Nick 08:59:00 AM Viewing Who's Online.
redface:
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Nick 08:59:00 AM Viewing Who's Online.
redface:
It's an addiction isn't it? noooo:
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shrugs:
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Nick 08:59:00 AM Viewing Who's Online.
redface:
It's an addiction isn't it? noooo:
Maybe you should disable that particular function... whistle:
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Nick 08:59:00 AM Viewing Who's Online.
redface:
It's an addiction isn't it? noooo:
Maybe you should disable that particular function... whistle:
rubschin:
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Pretty please?
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Pretty please?
I'll look into it... whistle:
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Nick 10:04:50 AM Viewing Who's Online.
eveilgrin:
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Pretty please?
I'll look into it... whistle:
Hurry up!
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BM performing unknown action! Is he turning it off?
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HOw do you know?
Barman 10:17:59 AM Unknown Action
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BM performing unknown action! Is he turning it off?
whistle:
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evil:
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There are loads of buttons and switches back there! eeek:
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Bra Clips. Get back to work man!
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noooo:
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How would you know?
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I don't know what any of you are talking about here - but then again what's new there eh ::)
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I don't know what any of you are talking about here - but then again what's new there eh ::)
Morning LL cloud9:
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I don't know what any of you are talking about here - but then again what's new there eh ::)
Morning LL cloud9:
Morning BM eyes:
How's the speech practise? Can you deliver the verbal performance without pacing yet whistle:
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I don't know what any of you are talking about here - but then again what's new there eh ::)
Morning LL cloud9:
Morning BM eyes:
How's the speech practise? Can you deliver the verbal performance without pacing yet whistle:
noooo:
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ooooooooooo wat is this?
Guest 04:29:23 PM Unknown Action ?
Come on what does unknown action mean? whistle:
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It means we don't know what they are doing.
And really we don't but to me it suggests an attempt to look behind the curtain marked "Management Only" ~ which they cannot do as it is passworded.
None of those five guests are on the banned list, their IP addresses indicated that 2 came from one related source and the other three seem to have been from a different source but again related. This suggests that the guests were all automated "bots" searching the site, as happens many times a day, gathering information of use to the advertisers. Your details are safe as they cannot access them, they can only read the posts.
Frankly I would stop looking at what others are doing if it worries you ~ that's what I am here for.
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Two of the guests are now trying to register accounts. If they are "bots" they will not be able to so do.
Forget them.
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It means we don't know what they are doing.
And really we don't but to me it suggests an attempt to look behind the curtain marked "Management Only" ~ which they cannot do as it is passworded.
None of those five guests are on the banned list, their IP addresses indicated that 2 came from one related source and the other three seem to have been from a different source but again related. This suggests that the guests were all automated "bots" searching the site, as happens many times a day, gathering information of use to the advertisers. Your details are safe as they cannot access them, they can only read the posts.
Frankly I would stop looking at what others are doing if it worries you ~ that's what I am here for.
oooo very exciting, just that i never seen unknown action before so forgive me for being nosey.... scared2:
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It means we don't know what they are doing.
And really we don't but to me it suggests an attempt to look behind the curtain marked "Management Only" ~ which they cannot do as it is passworded.
None of those five guests are on the banned list, their IP addresses indicated that 2 came from one related source and the other three seem to have been from a different source but again related. This suggests that the guests were all automated "bots" searching the site, as happens many times a day, gathering information of use to the advertisers. Your details are safe as they cannot access them, they can only read the posts.
Frankly I would stop looking at what others are doing if it worries you ~ that's what I am here for.
oooo very exciting, just that i never seen unknown action before so forgive me for being nosey.... scared2:
Nothing to forgive old girl ..... if you don't know then ask. We may be flippant and even rude at times but we do care ~ honest. ;)
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It means we don't know what they are doing.
And really we don't but to me it suggests an attempt to look behind the curtain marked "Management Only" ~ which they cannot do as it is passworded.
None of those five guests are on the banned list, their IP addresses indicated that 2 came from one related source and the other three seem to have been from a different source but again related. This suggests that the guests were all automated "bots" searching the site, as happens many times a day, gathering information of use to the advertisers. Your details are safe as they cannot access them, they can only read the posts.
Frankly I would stop looking at what others are doing if it worries you ~ that's what I am here for.
oooo very exciting, just that i never seen unknown action before so forgive me for being nosey.... scared2:
Nothing to forgive old girl ..... if you don't know then ask. We may be flippant and even rude at times but we do care ~ honest. ;)
tis all exciting stuff aint it...i am very nosey inquisitive !
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I don't know what any of you are talking about here - but then again what's new there eh ::)
Morning LL cloud9:
Morning BM eyes:
How's the speech practise? Can you deliver the verbal performance without pacing yet whistle:
noooo:
WHen is this blasted wedding anyway. It seems to have been going on for months already
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Saturday next mate. BM flies to the UK tomorrow.
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Frankly I would stop looking at what others are doing if it worries you ~ that's what I am here for.
You worry all of us. scared2:
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Saturday next mate. BM flies to the UK tomorrow.
What's he going to do all week? rubschin:
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LL has a full itinerary planned you may be sure.
No real details to hand but I bet it will include lots of shopping, visiting of rellies and friends, rehearsals of ceremony, rehearsals of speech, lectures on deportment and behaviour, more shopping, a haircut (or polish) and above all the spending of money. whistle:
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LL has a full itinerary planned you may be sure.
No real details to hand but I bet it will include lots of shopping, visiting of rellies and friends, rehearsals of ceremony, rehearsals of speech, lectures on deportment and behaviour, more shopping, a haircut (or polish) and above all the spending of money. whistle:
And testing his oral abilities? (With the speech of course)
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Poor chap. I spect he just wants to go to the pub noooo:
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Mother of the Bride will not be denied her day.
Poor Barsteward doesn't stand a chance really. I feel almost sorry for him.noooo:
When my eldest girl got married (first time anyway) I had both a Mother of the Bride and a Stepmother of the Bride to contend with. Messy!
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What you lot said... poor me... sad24:
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The trick is to go on some important errands. Then go to the pub and come back with some story about traffic jams or whatever
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The trick is to go on some important errands. Then go to the pub and come back with some story about traffic jams or whatever
Pack of polo mints? rubschin:
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You bumped into an old friend and lost track of the time................. whistle:
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You bumped into an old friend and lost track of the time................. whistle:
Polo mints... to cover the smell of the London Pride... cloud9:
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But if your old friend offered to buy you a pint, you would have to reciprocate, naurally.
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But if your old friend offered to buy you a pint, you would have to reciprocate, naurally.
Of course! cloud9:
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Polo mints would be a dead giveaway when allied with the red nose. The odl friend trick is much better. YOu need to make up a convincing biography tho. Memorise an obituary
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You bumped into an old friend and lost track of the time................. whistle:
That one usually gets the full Gestapo treatment "What friend? How long have you known them? Male or Female? How come I've never met them? Where did you meet them? What did you say her name was?" etc etc etc.
Just stick to your name rank and number until the torture gets too much to stand.
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Preparation is important. That and a good memory............
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You bumped into an old friend and lost track of the time................. whistle:
That one usually gets the full Gestapo treatment "What friend? How long have you known them? Male or Female? How come I've never met them? Where did you meet them? What did you say her name was?" etc etc etc.
Just stick to your name rank and number until the torture gets too much to stand.
Oh yes... rubschin:
Polo mints then... whistle:
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That will get you the Polo mint interrrogation noooo:
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That will get you the Polo mint interrrogation noooo:
rubschin:
"I was peckish"
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You would get smited
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Get hold of a piece of chalk and place it behind your ear. Saunter in after your outing and when she says "Where the F*** have you been?" you say "I met this girl I used to know and we went back to her place and spent the afternoon having fantastic sex"
LL will then spot the chalk and say "Bloody liar! You've been in the pub playing darts haven't you?"
Break down and confess that indeed you nipped in for a pint and got asked to score a darts game.
She'll feel satisfied at having "caught you out" and need never know what you were really doing.
It's worked for me in the past.eyes: