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Title: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 06:29:27 PM: Off you go chaps!
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
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Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:34:35 PM: Is this just for things to add to Nick's to do list or can it include safety advice as well whistle:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2008, 06:56:03 PM: whacky007
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:06:23 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
Is this just for things to add to Nick's to do list or can it include safety advice as well whistle:
Anything that Mrs. Nick should know... whistle:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 07:07:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:06:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
Is this just for things to add to Nick's to do list or can it include safety advice as well whistle:
Anything that Mrs. Nick should know... whistle:

happy001

And you think she would listen? point:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:08:33 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 07:07:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:06:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
Is this just for things to add to Nick's to do list or can it include safety advice as well whistle:
Anything that Mrs. Nick should know... whistle:

happy001

And you think she would listen? point:
Once the soot has cleared... whistle:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2008, 07:42:58 PM: SHe is presently hunting for mice!
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:45:59 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2008, 07:42:58 PM
SHe is presently hunting for mice!
Dead... the anti-mossie machine killed them... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick002.gif&hash=1aadf330a6822d0bba32319ef54bfdab13278de6) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:23:39 AM: Well it is having no effect on the mozzies evil:

I may have to adjust it a bit!
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: TG on May 16, 2008, 07:32:00 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:23:39 AM

I may have to adjust it a bit!

Are you sure thats wise?
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 07:32:46 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:23:39 AM
Well it is having no effect on the mozzies evil:

I may have to adjust it a bit!
noooo:
Call an expert Nick...
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
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Oh Oh eeek:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 07:44:59 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2008, 07:38:42 AM
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Oh Oh eeek:
;D
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
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Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 07:50:11 AM: Quote from: tailgunner on May 16, 2008, 07:49:12 AM

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Nick, that's you that is... whistle:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 07:52:15 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:23:39 AM
Well it is having no effect on the mozzies evil:

I Know why! eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM: The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2008, 08:01:35 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:

David Blunkett fondling your head ..... noooo:

It's too early in the morning for such thoughts sick2:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 08:07:04 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:
How do they get through your hair? rubschin:

Wait a minute... you don't think... of course! ;D

Baldynick!

happy001
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:07:46 AM: It is well known that midges like people with a full head of hair, which is why you are not similarly afflicted.
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 08:09:37 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:07:46 AM
It is well known that midges like people with a full head of hair, which is why you are not similarly afflicted.
point: point: point:

You're as bald as a coot! happy001

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Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:14:11 AM: Is that a coot?
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 08:15:18 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:14:11 AM
Is that a coot?
No.... just your little airfield for midges... ;D
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:29:19 AM: Lend us a wig, baldy! evil:

Or perhaps Wenchy can supply some shavings. I have glue!
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 08:31:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:29:19 AM
Lend us a wig, baldy! evil:

Or perhaps Wenchy can supply some shavings. I have glue!
Haven't you got enough to comb over? rubschin:

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Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:32:03 AM: I have golden tresses!
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 08:32:36 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:32:03 AM
I have golden tresses!
Of course, of course... point:
Title: Re: FAO Mrs Nick
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 08:49:45 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2008, 08:01:35 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
The midges are bad this year too. My head is so covered in bumps it would take David Blunkett about a week to read it! evil:

David Blunkett fondling your head ..... noooo:

It's too early in the morning for such thoughts sick2:

You are only jealous cos he has not offered to fondle you.

Not that he has offered to fondle me, I hasten to add.

Do you like Labradors?