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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 12:16:34 PM
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WHERE IS IT!!!!
I have searched high and low for fructis anti-dandruff shampoo and it is NOWHERE! I have been looking for eight weeks now!
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You could alway ask BM to see if he can find you some, you wouldnt have to worry about him using it either.
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WHERE IS IT!!!!
I have searched high and low for fructis anti-dandruff shampoo and it is NOWHERE! I have been looking for eight weeks now!
Has 'im indoors 'idden it?
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WHERE IS IT!!!!
I have searched high and low for fructis anti-dandruff shampoo and it is NOWHERE! I have been looking for eight weeks now!
Buy the cheap supermarket own brand - 5l for 23p - it's all made from the same detergent... whistle:
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Didn't they withdraw that because peoples skulls were dissolving or summat?
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Wenchy has dandruff eeek:
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I don't have dandruff because I use THE SHAMPOO!!!!!
It is the only one I have ever found that works. sad24:
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Well they always list the ingredients on the back of the bottle.You could make your own.Make sure you use aqua. They always put that in!
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You are of no use to me Nicholas. angry041:
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Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Coco Betaine, Dimethicone, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydroxystearyl Cetyl Ether, Cocamide Mipa, Butylparaben, Camelia Sinensis, Carbomer, Citric Acid, Citrus Limonum, DMDM Hydantoin, Ethylparaben, Methylparaben, Niacinamide, Phenoxyethanol, Piroctone Olamine, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Pyridoxine HCI, Pyrus Malus, Saccharum Officinarum, Sodium Cetearyl Sulfate, Sodium Methylparaben, Parfum.
I see I was right about the aqua!!
The rest of it looks like a formula for explosives. Does it detonate when you use it?
Anyway, would you like to know where to get some?
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Sodium Laureth Sulfate gives you mouth ulcers... whistle:
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Only if you drink it!
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Ahem! http://www.boots.com/onlineexperience/flexible_template_2006.jsp?classificationid=1002111
Yes Nick we all know about Aqua. Mrs S#2 makes and sells soap, bath oils etc and they all contain Aqua! It's f'ing water! Banghead
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Only if you drink it!
nooo... they put it in toothpaste too noooo:
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Ahem! http://www.boots.com/onlineexperience/flexible_template_2006.jsp?classificationid=1002111
I'm not an idiot do you not think I've tried there! Banghead
Yes Nick we all know about Aqua. Mrs S#2 makes and sells soap, bath oils etc and they all contain Aqua! It's f'ing water! Banghead
And very nice soap it is too! cloud9:
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http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html (http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html)
whistle:
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http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html (http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html)
whistle:
Have you seen how much the shipping is!?!?
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http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html (http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html)
whistle:
Have you seen how much the shipping is!?!?
doh:
Just shave your head then... noooo:
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That is an option. rubschin:
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You are of no use to me Nicholas. angry041:
You aren't using him properly Wenchy, save him till you need to do any disaster testing. That's his forte. whistle:
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http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html (http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/garnier-fructis-antidandruff-shampoo-250ml-p-2038.html)
whistle:
Have you seen how much the shipping is!?!?
No. But if it is that urgent.............
We wouldn't want you going around leaving a trail behind you noooo:
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You are of no use to me Nicholas. angry041:
You aren't using him properly Wenchy, save him till you need to do any disaster testing. That's his forte. whistle:
I have a propane cylinder
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Try Asda Own Brand Anti Dandruff Shampoo ~ we all use it. Works well, even on the THW
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Mix it with a bowl of fruit first though
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Is that a normal breakfast in Nick Towers then? whistle:
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Try Asda Own Brand Anti Dandruff Shampoo ~ we all use it. Works well, even on the THW
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noooo: Didn't work. Even vosene has stopped working. sad24:
I am down to the last bottle. When that runs out I will pay the grossly extortionate shipping. sad24:
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Try Asda Own Brand Anti Dandruff Shampoo ~ we all use it. Works well, even on the THW
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noooo: Didn't work. Even vosene has stopped working. sad24:
I am down to the last bottle. When that runs out I will pay the grossly extortionate shipping. sad24:
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BM could lend you his spare wig
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I love my hair. sad24:
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I love my hair. sad24:
But it doesn't love you... noooo:
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No my scalp doesn't love me!
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Why not ask the people that make it ~ according to their site (i) they still make it and (ii) they would LOVE to hear from you
This page for 'phone numbers and/or mail http://www.garnier.co.uk/_en/_gb/services/contacts.aspx
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Thank-you! cloud9: Hadn't thought of that!
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Thank-you! cloud9: Hadn't thought of that!
::)
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They probably only supply it in a tanker, though noooo:
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They probably only supply it in a tanker, though noooo:
They could use Wenchy as a case study... rubschin:
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They won't supply direct. Banghead
Have I tried large supermarkets and chemists. Yes
Have I tried online. Yes
Well, then the best thing to do is find your small local chemist and see if they can order it in for you. Banghead I don't think I have a small local chemist! Banghead
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They won't supply direct. Banghead
Have I tried large supermarkets and chemists. Yes
Have I tried online. Yes
Well, then the best thing to do is find your small local chemist and see if they can order it in for you. Banghead I don't think I have a small local chemist! Banghead
Right now, tell us what you think of their holding company's strapline? Because you're worth it! ;)
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If that fails, try the Neutrogena T-Gel, the brown stuff. It smells like engine oil but works well!
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Try Asda Own Brand Anti Dandruff Shampoo ~ we all use it. Works well, even on the THW
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noooo: Didn't work. Even vosene has stopped working. sad24:
I am down to the last bottle. When that runs out I will pay the grossly extortionate shipping. sad24:
Sure i seen it in shops round here we could send you some if you get desperate.....i use nice posh shampoo, mr tg gets basics as mens hair not worth spending out on! eyes:
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They won't supply direct. Banghead
Have I tried large supermarkets and chemists. Yes
Have I tried online. Yes
Well, then the best thing to do is find your small local chemist and see if they can order it in for you. Banghead I don't think I have a small local chemist! Banghead
They don't mean a dwarf!!
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Try this instead...
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Tried our village pharmacy for you ~ they deny that Garnier even make an Anti Dandruff Shampoo in the Fructis range Banghead.
Will try other chemists in other villages (they are all independents around here so no big chain buying policy) over the week and see what I can find.
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http://www.auravita.com/products/aura/LORE11201.asp?RefId=220&adid=LORE11201 (http://www.auravita.com/products/aura/LORE11201.asp?RefId=220&adid=LORE11201)
£2.49 for 250ml - in stock.
Kind Regards
Your personal shopper lol:
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But have you seen what they charge for postage? eeek:
(I haven't looked, but Wenchy is on a budget)
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If she buys 10 bottles for £24 then delivery will be £10.
Economies of scale for larger orders.
Wenchy needs outweigh their households budget requirements in this instance Nick lol:
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Alternatively!
http://www.earthclinic.com/CURES/seborrheic_dermatitis.html#HYDROGENPEROXIDEACVCURE (http://www.earthclinic.com/CURES/seborrheic_dermatitis.html#HYDROGENPEROXIDEACVCURE)
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If she buys 10 bottles for £24 then delivery will be £10.
Economies of scale for larger orders.
Wenchy needs outweigh their households budget requirements in this instance Nick lol:
rubschin:
That is certainly worth thinking about! I hadn't thought about it that way! The place Nick pointed me at was £7 for four! 10 bottles for £10 certainly makes more sense. I shall have to discuss it with the budget controller. redface:
Snoops you are a saint but really don't put yourself on my account! redface:
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Alternatively
http://www.fekewigs.com/brands.htm (http://www.fekewigs.com/brands.htm)
And I can see Barman in this one
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noooo:
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If she buys 10 bottles for £24 then delivery will be £10.
Economies of scale for larger orders.
Wenchy needs outweigh their households budget requirements in this instance Nick lol:
rubschin:
That is certainly worth thinking about! I hadn't thought about it that way! The place Nick pointed me at was £7 for four! 10 bottles for £10 certainly makes more sense. I shall have to discuss it with the budget controller. redface:
Snoops you are a saint but really don't put yourself on my account! redface:
Is there a word missing here or has the budget controller got a sideline?
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If she buys 10 bottles for £24 then delivery will be £10.
Economies of scale for larger orders.
Wenchy needs outweigh their households budget requirements in this instance Nick lol:
rubschin:
That is certainly worth thinking about! I hadn't thought about it that way! The place Nick pointed me at was £7 for four! 10 bottles for £10 certainly makes more sense. I shall have to discuss it with the budget controller. redface:
Snoops you are a saint but really don't put yourself on my account! redface:
Is there a word missing here or has the budget controller got a sideline?
I've put everything on her account... eyes:
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Mr Wench controls the purse strings, its the only way to curtail Wenchy's tat buying activities... whistle:
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I'm not sure I can cope with the thought of Wenchy and strings.
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Wenchy, does it have "Dandruff fighter" written on the front?
Assuming your local Morrisons carries the same lines as my local one, they have it. £1.76 for 250ml here.
If yours doesn't stock it, I can mail some on
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Are you sure you have dandruff Wenchy ? Sometimes you can get a dry flaky scalp by using a shampoo that is too strong. Try using a baby shampoo instead.
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I'VE GOT SOME! cloud9:
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Of course she has dandruff. At Xmas we shake her over the pub tree for effect eveilgrin:
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I'VE GOT SOME! cloud9:
happ096
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Of course she has dandruff. At Xmas we shake her over the pub tree for effect eveilgrin:
Yes, yes, absolutely. For effect. whistle:
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I'VE GOT SOME! cloud9:
happ096
Work colleague found it for me! cloud9:
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I'VE GOT SOME! cloud9:
happ096
Work colleague found it for me! cloud9:
How many people have you had looking for it?
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I'VE GOT SOME! cloud9:
happ096
Work colleague found it for me! cloud9:
How many people have you had looking for it?
Well I know of one who has a baldy bonce who always feels slightly uncomfortable in that aisle. redface: Glad you found it Wenchy
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I'VE GOT SOME! cloud9:
happ096
Work colleague found it for me! cloud9:
How many people have you had looking for it?
Some. redface:
You are all very sweet. cloud9:
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Would it be inappropriate to enquire, at this juncture, whether this is pubic dandruff?
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scared:
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Would it be inappropriate to enquire, at this juncture, whether this is pubic dandruff?
No, stupid boy. ::) noooo:
Shaved=No dandruff
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Would it be inappropriate to enquire, at this juncture, whether this is pubic dandruff?
No, stupid boy. ::) noooo:
Shaved=No dandruff
Shaved or mowed?
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Would it be inappropriate to enquire, at this juncture, whether this is pubic dandruff?
No, stupid boy. ::) noooo:
Shaved=No dandruff
Shaved, waxed or plucked?
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You lot are just rude :-)
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Yup! tunble:
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cloud9:
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cloud9:
Those trafficators are a bit over the top tho... noooo: