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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2008, 11:10:56 AM

Title: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2008, 11:10:56 AM
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Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2008, 11:58:13 AM
You see, if you talk to machines, like I do, and listen to their feelings... feed and nurture them.. you'll find they perform much better.
Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2008, 12:00:05 PM
"You're fired"
Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2008, 03:37:38 PM
"Oh go on, just pull it. One had seconds of Wenchies '5-bean casserole' for lunch"
Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2008, 06:57:17 PM
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So if mother puts her head in there and one presses the red button one will inherit the crown....
Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2008, 06:59:32 PM
Prince Charles visits his first Kwik Fit Emporium and asks local working class man with dirty hands to take the French number plates  off , completely wipe his fingerprints and remove every trace of this being a white Fiat  - my good man.
Title: Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2008, 09:13:08 PM
Prince Charles visits his first Kwik Fit Emporium and asks local working class man with dirty hands to take the French number plates  off , completely wipe his fingerprints and remove every trace of this being a white Fiat  - my good man.
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