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Title: Wench replacement.
Post by: TG on May 13, 2008, 02:15:17 PM: Works cheap. No verbal abuse. You could use 'em as ashtrays / coat hangers etc? rubschin:

http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/multimedia/2008/05/gallery_roboexotica
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:17:39 PM: Will they clean the bogs as well? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:18:14 PM: sad24:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: TG on May 13, 2008, 02:19:24 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:17:39 PM
Will they clean the bogs as well? rubschin:

If you know their IP address you can get 'em to do anything. whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:20:59 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on May 13, 2008, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:17:39 PM
Will they clean the bogs as well? rubschin:

If you know their IP address you can get 'em to anything. whistle:
[smigger]
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2008, 02:27:14 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.technovelgy.com%2Fgraphics%2Fcontent06%2Fballbot-starwars.jpg&hash=9431f7895ebf3e1c1eaa28a5c119b970ee85f16a)
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:31:49 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgirlpower2.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F05%2Fchar_feng_image42.jpg&hash=3cdd5dcdd93431e6dc1165129265f4bd6c742b07)
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:38:24 PM: Wench’s replacement proudly shows off her first month’s salary.

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Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 02:41:36 PM: She seems to rust very quickly ......... Perhaps cleaning the bogs isn't a strong point. noooo:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 02:50:26 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:18:14 PM
sad24:

You can't replace the Wench, she's one of a kind evil:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:55:11 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 02:50:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:18:14 PM
sad24:

You can't replace the Wench, she's one of a kind evil:

My only friend! cloud9:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 02:55:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 02:41:36 PM
She seems to rust very quickly ......... Perhaps cleaning the bogs isn't a strong point. noooo:
Stronger than the current Wench... whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:59:15 PM: Doubt that! redface:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 03:05:01 PM: I like the metal tights.Does current wench have those?

Or a little helmet?

Is the new one cheaper

happy001 happy001 happy001

sorry
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 03:18:07 PM: I do have a hat with bells on if that would do?
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 03:21:07 PM: We know!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.happyhats.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fjesters%2Fjester_rimhorns.jpg&hash=24870c3e10923842b8cfb5097a4399807eb3a931)
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 03:26:49 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
We know!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.happyhats.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fjesters%2Fjester_rimhorns.jpg&hash=24870c3e10923842b8cfb5097a4399807eb3a931)

Very similar. Mine is more flat than that. Although my multi-coloured one is that sort of shape but without the horns at the front. redface:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 03:28:35 PM: Sorry, 'twas the only blue and white one I could find on 'tnet.
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 03:29:48 PM: Quite alright. The thought was there. Unlike the other bastewards on this thread!
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: TG on May 13, 2008, 03:31:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
Quite alright. The thought was there. Unlike the other bastewards on this thread!

eeek:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 03:53:59 PM: Scrubber needed. CHeap. ANd shapely eyes:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2008, 04:31:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2008, 03:05:01 PM
I. .have. .a little helmet

So we heard. whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 13, 2008, 05:28:00 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 02:50:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 02:18:14 PM
sad24:

You can't replace the Wench, she's one of a kind evil:

My only friend! cloud9:

im your friend too...everybody else picks on poor me...
need some girl power on this, lets get in this pub an drink em dry!
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 06:16:13 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
Quite alright. The thought was there. Unlike the other bastewards on this thread!
eeek:
You've had too much to drink... noooo:
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Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 06:19:01 PM: Not the way the beer here is watered down BM...

at least I hope its water......... eeek:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 06:19:55 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
Not the way the beer here is watered down BM...

at least I hope its water......... eeek:
noooo:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 06:21:52 PM: It isnt water? eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 06:25:30 PM: Gents Toilet AKA Beer Recycling Plant .................. There is a water shortage you know.
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 06:26:26 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 06:21:52 PM
It isnt water? eeek: sick2:
noooo:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 08:32:54 PM: Poor Wenchy noooo:

ANd Mr Wench

ANd his dodgy underpants
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 08:07:17 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
Not the way the beer here is watered down BM...

at least I hope its water......... eeek:

The ladies aren't drinking the beer. We have a special full proof stash! cloud9:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2008, 08:08:24 AM: rubschin: Maiden's water?
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2008, 08:16:19 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 08:07:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
Not the way the beer here is watered down BM...

at least I hope its water......... eeek:

The ladies aren't drinking the beer. We have a special full proof stash! cloud9:
But is it fool proof? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 09:08:42 AM: Must be seeing as you haven't found it! point:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2008, 09:14:02 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 09:08:42 AM
Must be seeing as you haven't found it! point:
doh:

You are in a better mood today then? whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM: Now lets just get one little thing clear Banghead
There will be no staff firing whilst I am away evil:
Wenchy stays because we love her ........................ well I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont cussing:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:05:12 PM: Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
Now lets just get one little thing clear Banghead
There will be no staff firing whilst I am away evil:
Wenchy stays because we love her ........................ well I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont cussing:

sad24:

But, but, but, but, but, but, but I stuck up for Wenchy.....
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 06:08:49 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
Now lets just get one little thing clear Banghead
There will be no staff firing whilst I am away evil:
Wenchy stays because we love her ........................ well I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont cussing:

sad24:

But, but, but, but, but, but, but I stuck up for Wenchy.....
You're out first then! point:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:15:23 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
Now lets just get one little thing clear Banghead
There will be no staff firing whilst I am away evil:
Wenchy stays because we love her ........................ well I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont cussing:

sad24:

But, but, but, but, but, but, but I stuck up for Wenchy.....

Yes you did Mr GM - so you definately stay (FOREVER) and also have a free 2 pints of ale of your choice and put it on MY tab smile:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 06:17:20 PM: Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:15:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
Now lets just get one little thing clear Banghead
There will be no staff firing whilst I am away evil:
Wenchy stays because we love her ........................ well I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont cussing:

sad24:

But, but, but, but, but, but, but I stuck up for Wenchy.....

Yes you did Mr GM - so you definately stay (FOREVER) and also have a free 2 pints of ale of your choice and put it on MY tab smile:
noooo: You're gone for sure... noooo:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:18:19 PM: cloud9:

Tell you what, make it 2 pints of Clandenny Whiskey and we'll sneak it on Baldy's tab. Everyone else seems to be doing that anyway... whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:18:42 PM: shocked003

Before you go ~ where have you left the key to the bonio cupboard?

Oh ~ And have a nice time, missing you already etc

Don't forget the KEY!
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 06:20:18 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
shocked003

Before you go ~ where have you left the key to the bonio cupboard?

Oh ~ And have a nice time, missing you already etc

Don't forget the KEY!
I never liked him... noooo:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:21:39 PM: Snoop dont worry, if all else fails pour a little of that hair tonic I've been flogging to bm into the lock. Should eat through the metal in an hour or so whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:34:27 PM: Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont

I don't!

eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM: I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:37:05 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:34:27 PM
Quote from: Landlady on May 15, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
I do anyway and blow the rest of you if you dont

I don't!

eyes: eyes: eyes:

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Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:38:22 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Well he missed it and I couldn't let it go to waste. whistle:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:40:04 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Well he missed it and I couldn't let it go to waste. whistle:

Oh no he didn't ~ but there are times when discretion is the better part of valour (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fshocked002.gif&hash=275f4715cb1fba1042c9fd5df54247f07e5a31e2)
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:40:57 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Well he missed it and I couldn't let it go to waste. whistle:
Oh no he didn't ~ but there are times when discretion is the better part of valour (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fshocked002.gif&hash=275f4715cb1fba1042c9fd5df54247f07e5a31e2)
If you say so....
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:42:15 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Well he missed it and I couldn't let it go to waste. whistle:

Oh no he didn't ~ but there are times when discretion is the better part of valour (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fshocked002.gif&hash=275f4715cb1fba1042c9fd5df54247f07e5a31e2)

Only because LL has the key to the bonio cupboard otherwise it would be open season for you point:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:42:35 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Well he missed it and I couldn't let it go to waste. whistle:
Oh no he didn't ~ but there are times when discretion is the better part of valour (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fshocked002.gif&hash=275f4715cb1fba1042c9fd5df54247f07e5a31e2)
If you say so....

I didn't get where I am today by biting the hand that feeds me.
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 15, 2008, 07:03:24 PM: Wales? You say that like it an achivement! :-)
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:05:47 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:42:35 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 06:35:21 PM
I'm surprised Darwin, I'd expected the hound to be the one to reply to that. noooo:
Well he missed it and I couldn't let it go to waste. whistle:
Oh no he didn't ~ but there are times when discretion is the better part of valour (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fshocked002.gif&hash=275f4715cb1fba1042c9fd5df54247f07e5a31e2)
If you say so....

I didn't get where I am today by biting the hand that feeds me.
Yes you do! i still have plasters... cussing:
Title: Re: Wench replacement.
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 07:11:23 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 15, 2008, 07:03:24 PM
Wales? You say that like it an achivement! :-)

It's my mission. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fchar151.gif&hash=968e7210fa22e636a93c6b4be4c88a237e6687ce)

Anyway it is slightly better than (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fchar162.gif&hash=d26f6e122fc0321db9bafb42cfdc18d6b7da7971)