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Title: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 10:44:24 AM

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Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 10:45:04 AM
Is it Zara Phillips?
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2008, 10:48:55 AM
Hell's Bells ! That is hideous.


This guy seemed to have jumped into the shallow end of the gene pool (so to speak)

Pier jumper 'may not walk again'  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7398041.stm)
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 10:53:14 AM
I will admit I did similarly stupid jumps when I was a kid, before they called it tombstoning. Looking recently at where I used to jump from I can't believe just how lucky I was.  redface:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 10:55:26 AM
Beachy Head?
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 11:01:15 AM
Not unless the Falmouth coastline was a hell of a lot bigger when I was a kid than it is now  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2008, 11:27:46 AM
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Despite the stoic expression, Henry wished he had taken the advice against entering the beauty contest before the stitches were taken out.

Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 11:32:27 AM
I will admit I did similarly stupid jumps when I was a kid, before they called it tombstoning. Looking recently at where I used to jump from I can't believe just how lucky I was.  redface:

As did I. We went to visit a couple of years ago and I was horrified at what I used to jump from.  noooo:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2008, 11:33:53 AM
I will admit I did similarly stupid jumps when I was a kid, before they called it tombstoning. Looking recently at where I used to jump from I can't believe just how lucky I was.  redface:

As did I. We went to visit a couple of years ago and I was horrified at what I used to jump from.  noooo:

Funny enough I felt much that same when going thorugh an old address book recently  redface:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 11:34:01 AM
I will admit I did similarly stupid jumps when I was a kid, before they called it tombstoning. Looking recently at where I used to jump from I can't believe just how lucky I was.  redface:

As did I. We went to visit a couple of years ago and I was horrified at what I used to jump from.  noooo:
char062
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 11:36:01 AM
I will admit I did similarly stupid jumps when I was a kid, before they called it tombstoning. Looking recently at where I used to jump from I can't believe just how lucky I was.  redface:

As did I. We went to visit a couple of years ago and I was horrified at what I used to jump from.  noooo:

Funny enough I felt much that same when going thorugh an old address book recently  redface:

An ex added me as a friend on facebook recently. What on earth was I thinking!  noooo:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 11:37:06 AM
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What on earth was he thinking

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 11:37:57 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 11:41:39 AM
An ex added me as a friend on facebook recently. What on earth was I thinking!  noooo:

Was the TV on in the background at the time? After all you could have been distracted by an advert for a tat sale?
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Pastis on May 13, 2008, 11:47:34 AM
Wenchy, have you done Twitter yet?    rubschin:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 11:49:19 AM
I fear she has  noooo:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 11:50:01 AM
Wenchy, have you done Twitter yet?    rubschin:
Of course she has!  ::)
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 11:51:42 AM
I though he said twit. SOrry.
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 11:52:35 AM
Wenchy, have you done Twitter yet?    rubschin:

Of course I have! ::)
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 11:54:39 AM
Wenchy, have you done Twitter yet?    rubschin:

Of course I have! ::)
point:

It is a wonder that you have time to do your work here... hold on tho.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 11:57:51 AM
Wenchy, have you done Twitter yet?    rubschin:

Of course I have! ::)
point:

It is a wonder that you have time to do your work here... hold on tho.  rubschin:

I have work to do here?  eeek:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:01:11 PM
Wenchy, have you done Twitter yet?    rubschin:

Of course I have! ::)
point:

It is a wonder that you have time to do your work here... hold on tho.  rubschin:

I have work to do here?  eeek:
ye-es...  ::)
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 12:02:31 PM
Berek has used the bogs again  noooo:

Get your suit on


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Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 12:03:51 PM
Berek has used the bogs again  noooo:

Get your suit on


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It can't be my turn again already!
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 12:09:55 PM
Its simple Wenchy, just lob a couple of bottles of BM's home brew in there and follow it up with a lit match.







Just make sure you have your running shoes on first.
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
I'm all out of hime brew - I need to start a new batch...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 12:11:52 PM
NASA have another shuttle launch soon the BM?  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:14:14 PM
As soon as I get back from The Wedding... I'll get it going...  scared2:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
Where are you brewing it, here or the med?









I just need to work out a minimum safe distance.
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:18:04 PM
Where are you brewing it, here or the med?









I just need to work out a minimum safe distance.
Cyprus - you'll be fine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 12:19:04 PM
I dont know, Nick was talking about having a holiday in the Med not that long back.......  scared2:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 01:06:14 PM
LIBYER
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 01:23:24 PM
LIBYER
Safe there...  whistle:
Title: Re: Its the shallow gene pool caption competition
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2008, 01:46:58 PM
Our globe trotting chef is on holiday there at the moment.