The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 01:06:55 PM
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So The Boy has a tennis lesson to go to this morning at a location about 10 miles from here.Mrs Nick says she will take him and off they go.I mope around for a bit and then decide to go out. Exit house, lock door, go to open car. Car not there eeek:
Mkrs Nick's car, however, is there! rubschin:
Why has she gone in my car? She hates my car? WHat is wrong with her car? rubschin:
Return to house. The phone rings. It is she. "The tennis is cancelled."
"Well come back then."
"I can't. Your car door is jammed open." rubschin: eeek:
"OK (calmly). I will drive over there in your car and sort it out."
"You can't. My car keys are in my pocket." cussing: cussing: cussing:
I get a taxi!
When we get there I inspect the door. She has locked it open. I press the Unlocky button on the key fob and gently close the "jammed" door.
8)
Mrs Nick is enraged by this. angry041:
I send her back in the taxi whilst I go off to a safe distance.
The taxi ride costs her £26 spider:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
You have brightened a dull day. Thank you ......... and do thank Mrs Nick (when, if ever, it is safe to so do)
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Just for once she has not mentioned the matter since I got back.She may be learning! lol:
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Just for once she has not mentioned the matter since I got back.She may be learning! lol:
That's worrying ~ she must be plotting some dire vengeance scared2:
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Well that is her normal state!
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Stick to bus, lot easier an cheaper! eyes:
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I will tell her that. The bus here on Sundays is once every 2 hours and it doesn't go to the right place! (It only goes to Scallypool)
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I lucky bus stop located 1 min from house buses every ten mins! Glad all that running round after kids is finished, hopefully they be running after me soon (be a long wait they in all various parts of country)
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You have a "lucky bus stop"? rubschin:
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When I was a kid we used to reckon that bus tickets whose numbers added up to 21 were lucky.
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Mrs TG is 47 noooo:
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Which adds up to 11 whistle:
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Which adds up to 11 whistle:
Which adds up to.. two... whistle:
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Good grief!
I am going totty spotting now eveilgrin:
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Mrs TG is 47 noooo:
Oopppppssss an here's me trying to say me only 25!
Yep lucky bustop it is when you dont have a car..dam lucky it near my abode too....
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WHat a strange day.Mrs Nick tells me that she is off to Libya soon where she will attend a banquet (sheeps'eyes and stuff I guess) with Colonel Gadhaffi eeek:
What can possbily go wrong?
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From your point of view ~ nothing.
She may end up in a harem ................. but would that be a bad thing? whistle:
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Nah.All the Arabs she meets tell her that she isn't "fat enough" for them.
Must go out and buy her some chocolates whistle:
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rubschin: Arabs tend to prefer boys anyway. What is it they say? "Wimmin for reproduction, boys for pleasure".
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I thought Gadaffi lived in a tent; does Mrs Nick do camping? ;D
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Not in general. It all sounds jolly interesting rubschin:
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bloody ell what she going there for? the Arabs would love me i
curvy voluptuous. is that why Mr tg keeps buying me choc! scared2:
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Werk
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bloody ell what she going there for? the Arabs would love me i curvy voluptuous. fat is that why Mr tg keeps buying me choc! scared2:
whistle:
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scared:
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Werk
Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
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whistle: Not exactly sylph-like these days meself ~ still as the lady wife used to say "It takes a big hammer to drive in a big nail" eyes:
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Werk
Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Nick said it... whistle:
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Werk
Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Nick said it... whistle:
tut tut.....
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Werk
Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Nick said it... whistle:
tut tut.....
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