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Title: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 01:06:55 PM
So The Boy has a tennis lesson to go to this morning at a location about 10 miles from here.Mrs Nick says she will take him and off they go.I mope around for a bit and then decide to go out. Exit house, lock door, go to open car. Car not there  eeek:

Mkrs Nick's car, however, is there! rubschin:

Why has she gone in my car? She hates my car? WHat is wrong with her car? rubschin:

Return to house. The phone rings. It is she. "The tennis is cancelled."

"Well come back then."

"I can't. Your car door is jammed open."  rubschin: eeek:

"OK (calmly). I will drive over there in your car and sort it out."

"You can't. My car keys are in my pocket." cussing: cussing: cussing:

I get a taxi!

When we get there I inspect the door. She has locked it open. I press the Unlocky button on the key fob and gently close the "jammed" door.

 8)

Mrs Nick is enraged by this. angry041:

I send her back in the taxi whilst I go off to a safe distance.

The taxi ride costs her £26 spider:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001


You have brightened a dull day. Thank you ......... and do thank Mrs Nick (when, if ever, it is safe to so do)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 01:18:24 PM
Just for once she has not mentioned the matter since I got back.She may be learning! lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 01:31:36 PM
Just for once she has not mentioned the matter since I got back.She may be learning! lol:

That's worrying ~ she must be plotting some dire vengeance  scared2:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 01:32:56 PM
Well that is her normal state!
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Mrs TG on May 11, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
Stick to bus, lot easier an cheaper!  eyes:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 01:39:25 PM
I will tell her that. The bus here on Sundays is once every 2 hours and it doesn't go to the right place! (It only goes to Scallypool)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Mrs TG on May 11, 2008, 01:48:15 PM
I lucky bus stop located 1 min from house buses every ten mins! Glad all that running round after kids is finished, hopefully they be running after me soon (be a long wait they in all various parts of country)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 02:14:39 PM
You have a "lucky bus stop"? rubschin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 02:15:55 PM
When I was a kid we used to reckon that bus tickets whose numbers added up to 21 were lucky.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 02:16:26 PM
Mrs TG is 47 noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 02:20:37 PM
Which adds up to 11  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2008, 02:21:06 PM
Which adds up to 11  whistle:
Which adds up to.. two...  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 02:22:09 PM
Good grief!

I am going totty spotting now eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Mrs TG on May 11, 2008, 03:31:56 PM
Mrs TG is 47 noooo:

Oopppppssss an here's me trying to say me only 25!
Yep lucky bustop it is when you dont have a car..dam lucky it near my abode too....
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 03:47:19 PM
WHat a strange day.Mrs Nick tells me that she is off to Libya soon where she will attend a banquet (sheeps'eyes and stuff I guess) with Colonel Gadhaffi eeek:

What can possbily go wrong?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 03:49:09 PM
From your point of view ~ nothing.


She may end up in a harem ................. but would that be a bad thing?  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 03:50:05 PM
Nah.All the Arabs she meets tell her that she isn't "fat enough" for them.

Must go out and buy her some chocolates whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 03:53:07 PM
 rubschin:  Arabs tend to prefer boys anyway. What is it they say? "Wimmin for reproduction, boys for pleasure".
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Pastis on May 11, 2008, 04:03:43 PM
I thought Gadaffi lived in a tent;  does Mrs Nick do camping?  ;D
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 06:12:06 PM
Not in general. It all sounds jolly interesting rubschin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Mrs TG on May 11, 2008, 06:17:24 PM
bloody ell what she going there for? the Arabs would love me i curvy voluptuous. is that why Mr tg keeps buying me choc!  scared2:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 06:18:19 PM
Werk
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2008, 06:20:40 PM
bloody ell what she going there for? the Arabs would love me i curvy voluptuous. fat is that why Mr tg keeps buying me choc!  scared2:
whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2008, 06:22:43 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Mrs TG on May 11, 2008, 06:27:35 PM
Werk

Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2008, 06:31:13 PM
 whistle: Not exactly sylph-like these days meself ~ still as the lady wife used to say "It takes a big hammer to drive in a big nail" eyes:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2008, 06:31:42 PM
Werk

Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Nick said it...  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Mrs TG on May 11, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
Werk

Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Nick said it...  whistle:


tut tut.....
Title: Re: WIMMIN!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2008, 06:44:07 PM
Werk

Wish i had job where they send me to intersting places! think i in the wrong job
Who said the "fat" word? you prefer bones than curves tut tut....... Angry9:
Nick said it...  whistle:


tut tut.....
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