The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on May 09, 2008, 10:23:40 AM
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Just received a letter and business card from a chap trying to sell me a franking machine. (Pitney Bowes - dubious company)
He had BSc (Hons) after his name.
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It's the way it goes. Half the population under 30 HAVE to go to "university" before 2010. That's a target, innit?
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Clearly a poseur.
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Is that a cunning euphemism? rubschin:
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Is that a cunning euphemism? rubschin:
Statement of fact. Nobody but a poseur would put his degree on his business card.
Think "Doctor" John Read .... Think "Doctor" Mo Mowlem
Poseur = A person who behaves in an affected way in order to impress others.
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I have two of mine on my business card redface:
But then I am not flogging stamps
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I have two of mine on my business card redface:
But then I am not flogging stamps
But then you are selling what you have qualified in. Actually that is all you are selling. Very different matter.
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I went to a concert last night - the Bandmaster had BMus (Hons) after his name.
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Like BMus up Scotty. Was it that bad?
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Like BMus up Scotty. Was it that bad?
Actually it was excellent - The Band of the Brigade of Gurkhas. cloud9:
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Did they stand on chairs?
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I have two of mine on my business card redface:
But then I am not flogging stamps
I had to have a special card printed for a contract I did in Korea; English on the front, Korean on the back, plus letters after my name, plus stating that I was "President" of the Company - the Company being err... Me! Very bizarre redface:
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Did they stand on chairs?
No, but they were all tiny.
Great start to the concert – a warning about turning your mobile off while one of tham brandished his knife… scared2:
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I have two of mine on my business card redface:
But then I am not flogging stamps
I had to have a special card printed for a contract I did in Korea; English on the front, Korean on the back, plus letters after my name, plus stating that I was "President" of the Company - the Company being err... Me! Very bizarre redface:
President Pastis.We salute you.I am, sometimes, a Director. (looks in vain for swanky emoticon)
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Brother Wench had some made up for me with Princess Wench on them. redface:
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So you will go down well then.
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I have two of mine on my business card redface:
But then I am not flogging stamps
I had to have a special card printed for a contract I did in Korea; English on the front, Korean on the back, plus letters after my name, plus stating that I was "President" of the Company - the Company being err... Me! Very bizarre redface:
President Pastis.We salute you.I am, sometimes, a Director. (looks in vain for swanky emoticon)
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Very useful!
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I was saving it for Mr Dance but you did ask.
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evil:
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So you will go down well then.
You are slipping in far too many sly references to fellatio in recent posts Mr Nick.
Consider your cover blown. evil:
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So you will go down well then.
You are slipping in far too many sly references to fellatio in recent posts Mr Nick.
Consider your cover blown. evil:
And that's not all that has been blown. lol:
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Ask Wenchy! eyes: