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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
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From a press release
Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
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From a press release
Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
happy001
His proud parents... noooo:
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I expect his Parents may have something to say tho'. point:
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I expect his Parents may have something to say tho'. point:
redface:
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
happy001
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This started low and has somehow managed to go downhill! rubschin:
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Some achievement ~ even for us whistle:
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
happy001
Would you settle for practically perfect in every way?* whistle:
* Spelling not included.
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
I see, and what colour is the sky on the planet where you live. Obviously perfect has a different meaning there. I suspect its something along the lines of slaphead.... whistle:
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
I see, and what colour is the sky on the planet where you live. Obviously perfect has a different meaning there. I suspect its something along the lines of slaphead.... whistle:
The sky is always blue and my glass half full... cloud9:
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
happy001
Would you settle for practically perfect in every way?* whistle:
* Spelling not included.
How's about "Almost, nearly but not quite perfect in every way" ?
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I am sure LL would have a view on baldy's precise state of perfection eveilgrin:
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"Must try harder" I suspect.
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
noooo:
Define perfect... rubschin:
Me! cloud9:
happy001
Would you settle for practically perfect in every way?* whistle:
* Spelling not included.
How's about "Almost, nearly but not quite perfect in every way" ?
I could live with that... surrender:
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Rather like the junior blow job expert drumroll: