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Title: Have one on me
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 08:17:28 AM
Barman, pour these good folks a drink and have one yourself. £67 and a tenner on the lottery this Saturday. First win in a while
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 08:18:35 AM
Barman, pour these good folks a drink and have one yourself. £67 and a tenner on the lottery this Saturday. First win in a while
Yay!  cloud9:

The drinks are on him!  point:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 08:30:16 AM
Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.

Barman, a pint of Talisker please.  ;)
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 09:02:59 AM
Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.

Barman, a pint of Talisker please.  ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle...  shrugs:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 09:05:35 AM
A magnum of your finest champagne!
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 09:07:53 AM
Quote
A magnum of your finest champagne preferably in gum form
Corrected
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 09:08:21 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 09:16:54 AM
redface:
point:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 09:35:43 AM
Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.

Barman, a pint of Talisker please.  ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle...  shrugs:
1L with a straw then please.
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 09:47:11 AM
Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.

Barman, a pint of Talisker please.  ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle...  shrugs:
1L with a straw then please.
And a little paper brolly?
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:20:09 AM
Like a tiny toupee on a stick
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 10:25:39 AM
doh:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 10:41:14 AM
Like a tiny toupee on a stick

So the cherry on a stick would just be a burnt baldy bonce then?
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 10:53:00 AM
Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.

Barman, a pint of Talisker please.  ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle...  shrugs:
1L with a straw then please.
And a little paper brolly?
I think not. evil:

You are just being silly now.
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 12:43:43 PM
 eeek: eeek: How much?  eeek: eeek:

I better stick it on the plastic

(another lesson learnt)
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:45:07 PM
Velcro
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 12:46:56 PM
eeek: eeek: How much?  eeek: eeek:

I better stick it on the plastic

(another lesson learnt)
No plastic!  noooo:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 12:50:12 PM
eeek: eeek: How much?  eeek: eeek:

I better stick it on the plastic

(another lesson learnt)
No plastic!  noooo:

You'll have to clean the bogs out instead.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 12:54:18 PM
Velcro

Is this the Merkin thread now?
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 12:55:49 PM
eeek: eeek: How much?  eeek: eeek:

I better stick it on the plastic

(another lesson learnt)
No plastic!  noooo:

You'll have to clean the bogs out instead.  eveilgrin:
point:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
eeek: eeek: How much?  eeek: eeek:

I better stick it on the plastic

(another lesson learnt)
No plastic!  noooo:

You'll have to clean the bogs out instead.  eveilgrin:

It could only happen to me. I come in here, share my good news, buy everybody a drink, and I end up out of pocket, and cleaning the bogs

Bloody lottery win!
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 01:30:41 PM
eeek: eeek: How much?  eeek: eeek:

I better stick it on the plastic

(another lesson learnt)
No plastic!  noooo:

You'll have to clean the bogs out instead.  eveilgrin:

It could only happen to me. I come in here, share my good news, buy everybody a drink, and I end up out of pocket, and cleaning the bogs

Bloody lottery win!
With our extortionate interest rates you’d better get five numbers and the bonus ball next week!  point:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2008, 03:59:19 PM
I'll get 'em in - drinks all round!

Sitting in the sun, Young's at hand, life is good.

Apart from work, which is utter, utter shite. Mrs TMR now allowing her staff to only come in for half a day - on full pay - such is the lack of work.

It's like a morgue...
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 04:01:49 PM
Hasn't your company received its share of Gordon's 50 billion quid yet? Would have expected them to be throwing new mortgages around to anyone who asks by now.  whistle:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 04:11:03 PM
Hasn't your company received its share of Gordon's 50 billion quid yet? Would have expected them to be throwing new mortgages around to anyone who asks by now.  whistle:
Yes, I thought the banks would be stuffing the paperwork in top pockets like a spiv...  ::)
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 04:14:37 PM
TBH 50 billion will probably keep the shareholders in bubbly for a few weeks ~ then they'll be back for more.  ::)
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
Bubbly and cigars - I bet TMR hasn't had to lower himself to a Youngs and roll-up for the past week or so...  noooo:
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2008, 04:36:31 PM
No shareholders at my place - and we don't need the cash injection. "The powers that be" have simply decided to follow the lead of the High Street Banks and only offer iffy rate, with sky high application fees.

Whilst I was fixing one PC today, for a lovely young filly, I overheard her colleague taking to a customer who wanted to borrow another ten grand. "Yes, we can do that, the product reservation fee for that two year fixed is £2495..." Needless to say, the customer declined the offer.

Two months ago, we had 1200 applications a week. Last week, we had 9...
Title: Re: Have one on me
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2008, 05:28:28 PM
Sorry, 6 - corrected by Mrs TMR (still to be).