The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 08:17:28 AM
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Barman, pour these good folks a drink and have one yourself. £67 and a tenner on the lottery this Saturday. First win in a while
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Barman, pour these good folks a drink and have one yourself. £67 and a tenner on the lottery this Saturday. First win in a while
Yay! cloud9:
The drinks are on him! point:
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Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.
Barman, a pint of Talisker please. ;)
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Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.
Barman, a pint of Talisker please. ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle... shrugs:
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A magnum of your finest champagne!
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A magnum of your finest champagne preferably in gum form
Corrected
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Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.
Barman, a pint of Talisker please. ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle... shrugs:
1L with a straw then please.
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Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.
Barman, a pint of Talisker please. ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle... shrugs:
1L with a straw then please.
And a little paper brolly?
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Like a tiny toupee on a stick
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doh:
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Like a tiny toupee on a stick
So the cherry on a stick would just be a burnt baldy bonce then?
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Cheers dear boy, good fortune to you.
Barman, a pint of Talisker please. ;)
I only have it in a 750cl or 1l bottle... shrugs:
1L with a straw then please.
And a little paper brolly?
I think not. evil:
You are just being silly now.
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eeek: eeek: How much? eeek: eeek:
I better stick it on the plastic
(another lesson learnt)
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Velcro
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eeek: eeek: How much? eeek: eeek:
I better stick it on the plastic
(another lesson learnt)
No plastic! noooo:
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eeek: eeek: How much? eeek: eeek:
I better stick it on the plastic
(another lesson learnt)
No plastic! noooo:
You'll have to clean the bogs out instead. eveilgrin:
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Velcro
Is this the Merkin thread now?
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eeek: eeek: How much? eeek: eeek:
I better stick it on the plastic
(another lesson learnt)
No plastic! noooo:
You'll have to clean the bogs out instead. eveilgrin:
point:
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eeek: eeek: How much? eeek: eeek:
I better stick it on the plastic
(another lesson learnt)
No plastic! noooo:
You'll have to clean the bogs out instead. eveilgrin:
It could only happen to me. I come in here, share my good news, buy everybody a drink, and I end up out of pocket, and cleaning the bogs
Bloody lottery win!
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eeek: eeek: How much? eeek: eeek:
I better stick it on the plastic
(another lesson learnt)
No plastic! noooo:
You'll have to clean the bogs out instead. eveilgrin:
It could only happen to me. I come in here, share my good news, buy everybody a drink, and I end up out of pocket, and cleaning the bogs
Bloody lottery win!
With our extortionate interest rates you’d better get five numbers and the bonus ball next week! point:
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I'll get 'em in - drinks all round!
Sitting in the sun, Young's at hand, life is good.
Apart from work, which is utter, utter shite. Mrs TMR now allowing her staff to only come in for half a day - on full pay - such is the lack of work.
It's like a morgue...
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Hasn't your company received its share of Gordon's 50 billion quid yet? Would have expected them to be throwing new mortgages around to anyone who asks by now. whistle:
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Hasn't your company received its share of Gordon's 50 billion quid yet? Would have expected them to be throwing new mortgages around to anyone who asks by now. whistle:
Yes, I thought the banks would be stuffing the paperwork in top pockets like a spiv... ::)
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TBH 50 billion will probably keep the shareholders in bubbly for a few weeks ~ then they'll be back for more. ::)
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Bubbly and cigars - I bet TMR hasn't had to lower himself to a Youngs and roll-up for the past week or so... noooo:
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No shareholders at my place - and we don't need the cash injection. "The powers that be" have simply decided to follow the lead of the High Street Banks and only offer iffy rate, with sky high application fees.
Whilst I was fixing one PC today, for a lovely young filly, I overheard her colleague taking to a customer who wanted to borrow another ten grand. "Yes, we can do that, the product reservation fee for that two year fixed is £2495..." Needless to say, the customer declined the offer.
Two months ago, we had 1200 applications a week. Last week, we had 9...
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Sorry, 6 - corrected by Mrs TMR (still to be).