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Title: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 08:15:45 AM
Is about to be realised ..... I am off to the dentist for a filling. Wish me luck ~ I may be some time.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 08:16:48 AM
Can't you just drop them off and collect later?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 08:17:07 AM
Can't you just drop them off and collect later?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 08:20:52 AM
Best of luck Snoopy. I've been around 49 years now and I'm still petrified of the dentists. The last three times I went I had to have Valium injected in the arm. Each time I came out wondering what all the fuss was about, but the next time, completely petrified again
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 08:29:08 AM
Best of luck Snoopy. I've been around 49 years now and I'm still petrified of the dentists. The last three times I went I had to have Valium injected in the arm. Each time I came out wondering what all the fuss was about, but the next time, completely petrified again
Time for Nicks reversed-trousers tale methinks.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 08:31:44 AM
what a load of moaning scaredy cat men...i dont know! and it not even painful.  evil:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 08:31:58 AM
Very good recall DS. But it was only my underpants! eeek:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 08:33:12 AM
Very good recall DS. But it was only my underpants! eeek:

Now that is a clever trick.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
I am returned ~ underpants and all other clothing undisturbed, tooth filled and a very numb upper lip and nose. Yes it was a filling in the back of a front tooth (if that makes sense).
Thank you Nick for the suggestion ~ I wish I could.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 10:51:02 AM
I am returned ~ underpants and all other clothing undisturbed, tooth filled and a very numb upper lip and nose. Yes it was a filling in the back of a front tooth (if that makes sense).
Thank you Nick for the suggestion ~ I wish I could.
Welcome back!

The drinks are on... um I can't remember...  noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 10:51:58 AM
sh pointlesh washting it on him. Heyll only dwible it dohwn hish front.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 10:53:48 AM
sh pointlesh washting it on him. Heyll only dwible it dohwn hish front.
He does that anyway.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 11:03:16 AM
its soup for lunch for you....and a bib too... eyes:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 11:08:19 AM
Soup and a straw apparently ~ SWMBO has spoken  scared2:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 11:20:42 AM
Soup and a straw apparently ~ SWMBO has spoken  scared2:
Burnt tongue then?  noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 11:22:28 AM
'Spect so  confused:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 11:30:22 AM
 point:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 11:49:58 AM
i do think all men should read mr tgs story of going dentist from the archives, will put you at ease, as nothing at all to worry about, just be grateful it that end!  scared2:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 11:50:52 AM
Does anyone else think that Mrs TG's typing is sort of out of phase with the rest of the universe?






















Or is it just me?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 11:53:02 AM
Cat paws do not neat typing make...  noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 11:54:03 AM
Praps rubschin:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 11:54:11 AM
I suspect her brain moves faster than her fingers ~ or vice versa.

Her posts are a delight as well as sometimes a challenge ~ a bit like the Telegraph crossword
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 11:56:45 AM
I suspect her brain moves faster than her fingers ~ or vice versa.

Her posts are a delight as well as sometimes a challenge ~ a bit like the Telegraph crossword
Or Suduku?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 11:58:57 AM
me sad now everybody hates me....i am scouser you know i type as i think...like it or lump it... noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 11:59:32 AM
me sad now everybody hates me....i am scouser you know i type as i think...like it or lump it... noooo:

WE LIKE IT FFS!  Banghead
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:02:17 PM
me sad now everybody hates me....i am scouser you know i type as i think...like it or lump it... noooo:

My wheels have gone!
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 12:03:23 PM
me sad now everybody hates me....i am scouser you know i type as i think...like it or lump it... noooo:

My wheels have gone!
;D
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 12:03:34 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
nah not got any use for wheels, maybe you wallets though!
and please refrain from swearing in front of us ladies thank you.  razz:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:07:21 PM
Have you ever been to the Wirral?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:10:44 PM
which part the posh part or the no go areas? yep been to many a place over there still got family there.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:18:16 PM
POSH



























 noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:32:41 PM
you must live in either west kirby/heswall/hoylake areas then?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:34:41 PM
Near
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:48:07 PM
so next time i am on visit to my home town. i can pop in for cuppa?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: TG on May 07, 2008, 12:48:24 PM
so next time i am on visit to my home town. i can pop in for cuppa?

 eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 12:48:40 PM
so next time i am on visit to my home town. i can pop in for cuppa?
Ahem... the ironing?  ::)
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:49:06 PM
so next time i am on visit to my home town. i can pop in for cuppa?

Or a hob nob eveilgrin:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 12:49:20 PM
Everybody else seems to drop in on Nick to play with his big organ and nibble on a hobnob so why should the TGs be any different?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
i will have anything you wish to offer me, dont worry i am nice friendly scouser!
right ironing here i come......... bom
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:50:37 PM
What time are you coming here wenchy?
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 12:52:04 PM
What time are you coming here wenchy?

If all is on offer is a measly hobnob then never!

I'd expect at least turkish delight icecream! I have it on good authority that it is lovely stuff!
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 12:56:58 PM
What time are you coming here wenchy?

If all is on offer is a measly hobnob then never!

I'd expect at least turkish delight icecream! I have it on good authority that it is lovely stuff!
Ahem... Cypriot Delight please...  whistle:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:58:05 PM
What time are you coming here wenchy?

If all is on offer is a measly hobnob then never!

I'd expect at least turkish delight icecream! I have it on good authority that it is lovely stuff!
Ahem... Cypriot Delight please...  whistle:

So I hear!
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 01:11:30 PM
Don't care what it is called!
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 01:33:03 PM
He ate the lot. Now he is at the dentist
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
He ate the lot. Now he is at the dentist

Didn't eat any ~ can't stand ******** Delight. It was bought for SWMBO and she reports it to have been "wonderful"
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 01:43:49 PM
He ate the lot. Now he is at the dentist

Didn't eat any ~ can't stand ******** Delight. It was bought for SWMBO and she reports it to have been "wonderful"
Good man!  happy088

Cypriot or T*****h delight is abhorrent.  sick2:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 01:46:49 PM
He ate the lot. Now he is at the dentist

Didn't eat any ~ can't stand ******** Delight. It was bought for SWMBO and she reports it to have been "wonderful"

I'd say she was a lady of taste, but you know, she married you!  eeek:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 01:54:04 PM
He ate the lot. Now he is at the dentist

Didn't eat any ~ can't stand ******** Delight. It was bought for SWMBO and she reports it to have been "wonderful"

I'd say she was a lady of taste, but you know, she married you!  eeek:


Everyone is allowed one mistake.  evil:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 01:54:54 PM
How many kids was it?  point:  ;)




Ahhhh I needed a good laugh.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 01:55:46 PM
How many kids was it?  point:  ;)




Ahhhh I needed a good laugh.
You should read my speech then!  lol:

Oh, I forgot... you don't want to help now do you?  point:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 01:58:29 PM
 ::)

I'm still waiting for the funny/humiliating story you were going to send me as raw material so I could go all Sam Seaborn on it!
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 01:59:11 PM
::)

I'm still waiting for the funny/humiliating story you were going to send me as raw material so I could go all Sam Seaborn on it!
Who she?  shrugs:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 02:01:06 PM
Google is your friend.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 02:01:32 PM
::)

I'm still waiting for the funny/humiliating story you were going to send me as raw material so I could go all Sam Seaborn on it!
Who she?  shrugs:

He is a character in The West Wing

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Seaborn
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 02:03:36 PM
I SAID GOOGLE IS HIS FRIEND! How will he learn if you just spoon feed him the answers?  noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 02:03:58 PM
Google is your friend.
Indeed! duirty pictures and stuff at the click of a but- Oh, I see...  redface:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 02:07:04 PM
I SAID GOOGLE IS HIS FRIEND! How will he learn if you just spoon feed him the answers?  noooo:

Him? Learn? ~ he is beyond redemption I'm afraid.  noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 02:08:11 PM
So it would seem.  noooo:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 02:13:14 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2008, 06:09:02 PM
One of the guys I work with has it on his dentists records that he is absolutely terrified of the dentist. As a result they dose him up with something that makes him extremely happy, mellow and dopey for hours after each visit...
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 06:20:06 PM
One of the guys I work with has it on his dentists records that he is absolutely terrified of the dentist. As a result they dose him up with something that makes him extremely happy, mellow and dopey for hours after each visit...
Talisker?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2008, 06:21:47 PM
Morphine or something of that ilk I think.

If you want to try a whiskey though, there is a new place opened near to me now that has sells the Clan Denny blends. One is a blend of all the Islay whiskeys and is sooooooooo smooth  cloud9:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 06:26:58 PM
Morphine or something of that ilk I think.

If you want to try a whiskey though, there is a new place opened near to me now that has sells the Clan Denny blends. One is a blend of all the Islay whiskeys and is sooooooooo smooth  cloud9:
A blend???  eeek:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 06:27:26 PM
Morphine or something of that ilk I think.

If you want to try a whiskey though, there is a new place opened near to me now that has sells the Clan Denny blends. One is a blend of all the Islay whiskeys and is sooooooooo smooth  cloud9:
A blend???  eeek:

 sick2:
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2008, 06:31:43 PM
While I wouldnt normally touch a blended whiskey with a barge pole I am finding this one extremly drinkable.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
Better than nowt anyway.
Title: Re: My biggest fear
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2008, 06:33:57 PM
True, seeing as they let you sample most of the wines and some of the other goods before you decide you want to but any I'm enjoying trying stuff I'd normally ignore.