The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Sour Puss on May 25, 2007, 02:31:24 PM
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A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. cloud9:
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" noooo:
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." lol:
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 53-year-old arse?" confused:
point:" Your name never came up," she replied. drumroll: