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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:15:46 AM

Title: ENvy
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:15:46 AM

I just received the following e mail from someone I have worked with on and off for about 12 years

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Just a brief note to let you know I am now (having delivered my final report at 12.00 noon today) an ex-consultant.  Liz and I will be disappearing to the French farmhouse for the month of May to create a break before our new life as … who knows what ?

 

Thanks for all your wit and kindnesses, and please remember to take me out of your group e-mail lists.

Bastardo!!

(He and his Mrs get pensions totalling £90K a year) cussing:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2008, 11:18:58 AM

But you have ....................... errr....................... US  cloud9:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:20:50 AM

He has a house in London, a house in Leeds, a house in France, a massive pension...................

I could go on! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2008, 11:23:11 AM

But has he got us ~ or a big dick?

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:23:53 AM

I am told he has got a big dick too.

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2008, 11:24:34 AM

I am beginning to hate the b@st@rd evil:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2008, 11:25:00 AM

Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:23:53 AM

I am told he has got a big dick too.

Is it his though?

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:25:46 AM

No, he bought it off the interweb from some German! evil:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2008, 11:28:23 AM

Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2008, 11:25:46 AM

No, he bought it off the interweb from some German! evil:

Still, given your Concert Grande in the music room, he is probably suffering from pianist envy in return.

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2008, 11:32:23 AM

 drumroll:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 12:18:00 PM

What kind of treat do you want tomorrow, snoopy?

I have a BONIO!

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2008, 12:24:56 PM

 eeek:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2008, 12:51:31 PM

Be afraid Snoop, be VERY afraid.........  point:

Title: Re: ENvy
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2008, 01:01:28 PM

Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2008, 12:18:00 PM

What kind of treat do you want tomorrow, snoopy?

I have a BONIO!

Don't turn your back on him Snoopy, although it will probably have worn off by the morning.