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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Sour Puss on May 25, 2007, 02:26:18 PM

Title: NEVER GET OLD!
Post by: Sour Puss on May 25, 2007, 02:26:18 PM

     

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.  lol:

 She was a right sort for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter
 threesome ?   eyes:

 I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."  noooo:

 So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".  ;D  ;D lol:

 I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

 "Mum!....you awake ?"   eeek: evil: scared2:

Title: Re: NEVER GET OLD!
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2007, 02:27:51 PM

I'd smite you if that wasn't so damn near the truth of an experience of many, many years ago.