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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on April 23, 2008, 11:57:33 AM
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There was a stand at the entrance to the building this morning holding umbrella bags. I've never heard of them before but they are for putting your wet umbrella in to stop it dripping on the floor. A dripping umbrella could cause a slipping hazard apparently .
Is this more health and safety madness or a good idea?
(I didn't use one)
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Umbrelladoms!
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There was a stand at the entrance to the building this morning holding umbrella bags. I've never heard of them before but they are for putting your wet umbrella in to stop it dripping on the floor. A dripping umbrella could cause a slipping hazard apparently .
Is this more health and safety madness or a good idea?
(I didn't use one)
Madness... what happens to the water in the bag when you remover your umbrella in the evening?
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What's wrong with an old fashioned elephant's foot?
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You can't leave you umbrella by the door because it will get nicked!
And no one keeps the covers that they come with so I think this is a splendid plan.
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I'm glad I'm growing old .... this world is getting beyond me. noooo:
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I've had a message from the building manager asking that we encourage our staff to use them so I guess the uptake wasn't that great this morning.
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Umbrelladoms!
I thought they were extinct, something about a meteor?
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Umbrelladoms!
I thought they were extinct, something about a meteor?
doh:
No, GOS that's pterodildos you're thinking of... noooo:
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Umbrelladoms!
I thought they were extinct, something about a meteor?
doh:
No, GOS that's pterodildos you're thinking of... noooo:
Didn't Lickalotapusses use those?
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Umbrelladoms!
I thought they were extinct, something about a meteor?
doh:
No, GOS that's pterodildos you're thinking of... noooo:
Didn't Lickalotapusses use those?
rubschin:
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Good Grief!
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Won't these bags need other bags to store them in (safely)?
This is like a Hall of Mirrors surrender:
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The sale pitch:
The new Wet Umbrella Bag has been designed to eliminate dangerous, slippery floors in your store by allowing your customers to store their wet, dripping umbrellas in an easy to use plastic bag... Say goodbye to unsightly and unsafe wet floors by using our Wet Umbrella Bags during rainy or snowy conditions.. The bags are packed 1,000 bags per case in a safe, easy-open carton that eliminates any need for cutting by your store personnel... Our free-standing dual dispensers can be conveniently placed at each entrance to help ensure the bags are available for every customer... Your customers will appreciate your thoughtfulness while your safety team and insurance agent will applaud your proactive stance...
::)
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What shite!
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The sale pitch:
The new Wet Umbrella Bag has been designed to eliminate dangerous, slippery floors in your store by allowing your customers to store their wet, dripping umbrellas in an easy to use plastic bag... Say goodbye to unsightly and unsafe wet floors by using our Wet Umbrella Bags during rainy or snowy conditions.. The bags are packed 1,000 bags per case in a safe, easy-open carton that eliminates any need for cutting by your store personnel... Our free-standing dual dispensers can be conveniently placed at each entrance to help ensure the bags are available for every customer... Your customers will appreciate your thoughtfulness while your safety team and insurance agent will applaud your proactive stance...
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Shades of Mr Barnum methinks
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That nice Gordon Brown might have something to say about the use of plastic bags...
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That nice Gordon Brown might have something to say about the use of plastic bags...
All these are made with plastic bags/old placcy bits and pieces
http://www.hahnkunststoffe.de/siteadminpublic/eShop/privatUebersicht.php?kategorienr=0&language=en
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Yes ~ the nice continentals are years ahead of us in this recycling business. ::)
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Quite so. They recycle shite and send us French cars! eveilgrin:
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Ahem! evil:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kentelms.co.uk%2Fimages%255Ccars%255CPicassoVTXWickedRed.jpg&hash=fbdfecc223fa9ad2cf29177aaee3d38ba09c9760)
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Yours Snoopy?
I owned a Clio for over 12 years.
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It sat on his drive and would not start. Otherwise it would have three days noooo:
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Yours Snoopy?
I owned a Clio for over 12 years.
Well yes and no. I do have a red Picasso but not the actual one in the picture. That was taken from a website of a maindealer.
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Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes! cussing:
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Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes! cussing:
Well! I didn't expect it to come out that big eeek: .... as the actress said to the bishop.
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Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes! cussing:
Well! I didn't expect it to come out that big eeek: .... as the actress said to the bishop.
My Interming is really s l o w at the moment too... sad24:
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Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes! cussing:
Well! I didn't expect it to come out that big eeek: .... as the actress said to the bishop.
What's that puddle underneath? Has it got a leak? Or did you exercise one of your rear legs on it?
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redface:
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What's that puddle underneath? Has it got a leak? Or did you exercise one of your rear legs on it?
That'd be because he didn't bag his umbrella... allegedly
And bugger. Why didn't I think of the idea. I mean... selling a bag to catch water :)
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I used to know a man who designed cardboard boxes for a living.
At the time I thought ~ Bugger, why didn't I etc
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What's that puddle underneath? Has it got a leak? Or did you exercise one of your rear legs on it?
That'd be because he didn't bag his umbrella... allegedly
And bugger. Why didn't I think of the idea. I mean... selling a bag to catch water :)
Should have gone to Dragons Den.
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What's that puddle underneath? Has it got a leak? Or did you exercise one of your rear legs on it?
That'd be because he didn't bag his umbrella... allegedly
And bugger. Why didn't I think of the idea. I mean... selling a bag to catch water :)
Should have gone to Dragons Den.
Was his name George then? rubschin: