The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on April 23, 2008, 07:06:35 AM
-
Nice to see that Google are joining in the mass celebrations we'll all be having in England today
Happy St George's Day. I'm off to slay a dragon
-
Does that mean Mrs Nick should be scared2:
I am pleased to report that our proper local pub is decked in flags and is having a special lunch later.Various local porkers are dressing up as John Bull and the like. May try to get some pics! lol:
-
I'm with the school of thought that says dump St George who was a foreign bugger (if he even existed) and get Edward the confessor back in to do the job. He did a perfectly good job until some bugger changed it (Edward 3rd was it? Bastard). Always turned up on time etc.
Pious bugger and you can even visit his grave at westminster abbey. happy088
-
I suspect most saints are foreign in one way or another ( rubschin:). Mind you there is a school in Liverpool called after St Julie eeek:
What next? St Kevin?
I dimly recall that hte last Pope had a sort of Saints clearout. Got rid of lots.
How does that work then?
"Good Morning St Hilary. You recall that we made you a saint? Good. Well you're fired. You can just be an ordinary dead person now.OK? NEXT!"
-
Did you hear the poem they’ve commission for the day on Today this morning?
Utter shite. noooo:
-
Brian Patten.I quite liked it, but that's just me.
I had a very odd experience with him and Roger McGough once (though not in my kitchen I hasten to add). It concerned a redhead eyes:
-
Brian Patten.I quite liked it, but that's just me.
I had a very odd experience with him and Roger McGough once (though not in my kitchen I hasten to add). It concerned a redhead eyes:
I thought it was schoolboy standard... noooo:
-
How much do you get for a poem? rubschin:
-
Depends who is paying.
McGough is rolling in dosh. Not sure about Patten.
Oh no. I was joking, but it't true He taught at St Kevin's Comprehensive School, Kirby,
-
It concerned a redhead eyes:
More details please eeek:
-
Long story! eveilgrin:
-
St Julie=Patron saint of teenage mothers
St Kevin=Patron saint of benefit claims
-
Long story! eveilgrin:
We have all day... whistle:
-
St Julie=Patron saint of teenage mothers
St Kevin=Patron saint of benefit claims
Is there a Saint Darren yet?
-
St Julie=Patron saint of teenage mothers
St Kevin=Patron saint of benefit claims
Is there a Saint Darren yet?
He's the patron saint of chav drivers. He's a bit overworked though.
-
Is there a patron saint of roofers?
-
Is there a patron saint of roofers?
Try St Jude (Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes) ;)
-
Bastardo!
One has just asked "Can I use your toilet?"
I said, "What is the alternative?"
-
Youngs at £2 a pint, any main meal for a fiver (pre-booked) and a draw for a £100 bar tab. cloud9:
I shall be leaving for the pub very soon.
-
This £2 a pint is hard work...
-
I've been on the Bishops Finger all evening... and now a Guinness (or three) to finish me off... whistle:
-
Is there a patron saint of roofers?
Try St Jude (Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes) ;)
Surely that would be Nick's parton saint, or didnt they have enough patience... whistle:
-
Que?
-
Is there a patron saint of roofers?
Try St Jude (Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes) ;)
Surely that would be Nick's parton saint, or didnt they have enough patience... whistle:
No ~ this would be a Parton Saint
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbp0.blogger.com%2F_0yqweQqiZjs%2FRrJXGanfroI%2FAAAAAAAAACA%2F6kfFbbaquB8%2Fs400%2FDolly-Parton-Photograph-C10101809.jpeg&hash=120b5ef73d225cdc540649a49d7429c9409a7b60)