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Title: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 07:23:49 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2YXur0.jpg&hash=192f0edf609038ebe30baaf35273fbaeca4d5e31) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2YXur0)
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2008, 10:11:11 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.televisionheaven.co.uk%2Fmagicroundabout2.jpg&hash=0437fe0614f368bc8b602f622d027a131207a6b6)
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 07:16:58 AM: I thought it would be a chance to combine her trampolining skills with a range of other activities. eyes:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2008, 08:50:00 AM: Wenchy will have a boy for sure... whistle:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 08:51:02 AM: Because she eats so much, praps?
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2008, 08:53:18 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2008, 08:51:02 AM
Because she eats so much, praps?
whistle:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 09:48:04 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fscared003.gif&hash=f1d4b0cc865ffe650379fbd410c69314bc0b5bd0)
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2008, 09:48:46 AM: scared:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 09:50:34 AM: May I join you? scared:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2008, 10:06:57 AM: And me. scared2:

scared:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2008, 10:07:46 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2008, 10:06:57 AM
And me. scared2:

scared:

It's only a two seater... noooo:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2008, 10:08:12 AM: She's gone anyway... surrender:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2008, 10:09:56 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2008, 10:08:12 AM
She's gone anyway...
...to fetch something sharp. scared2:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 10:11:47 AM: Like her tongue! drumroll:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on April 23, 2008, 10:20:51 AM: We are not amused and are considering further action. We are considering calling for a mass bobbiting. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 10:21:35 AM: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Also Mr Wench

scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Quote
calling for

She learns! scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 10:26:38 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fscared007.gif&hash=721c0d72a899c8f4f444faad9d25395eb4417734)
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on April 23, 2008, 10:27:36 AM: It isn't so much the hurt and anger but the disapointment that I feel that is so upseting. noooo:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 10:28:50 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fscared001.gif&hash=b6b3e9febc68a06ae6e1a7e2c173958a5f1fb2c0)Ouch!
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 10:29:45 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 23, 2008, 10:27:36 AM
It isn't so much the hurt and anger but the disapointment that I feel that is so upseting. noooo:

Her spelling has gone all dodgy! scared2:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 10:32:56 AM: That'll be the anger clouding her otherwise impeccable brain, the brain that sits inside her lovely head, behind that pretty face, framed by lustrous locks of dark (not blonde) hair.
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Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 10:33:55 AM: Slurp all you like.

We are doomed! eeek:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 10:38:29 AM: surrender:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4w7an00vGI
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2008, 11:15:34 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 23, 2008, 10:27:36 AM
It isn't so much the hurt and anger but the disapointment that I feel that is so upseting. noooo:

Just ignore them Wemchy, I'm guessing it must be pension day and they've overdone it on Sanatogen whistle:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 11:29:55 AM: evil:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 11:32:02 AM: evil: Indeed ~ what happened to male solidarity when it is needed?
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 11:39:09 AM: I have some emails from people offering me help with that.Should I forward them to you?
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2008, 11:41:41 AM: What can I say, I was brought up to be a gentleman so joining you lot to gang up on poor wenchy didnt feel right.

Besides I dont want to be Bobbited... noooo:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 11:43:55 AM: Quote
I was brought up to be a gentleman

So sue your parents! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2008, 11:49:35 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
What can I say, I was brought up to be a gentleman so joining you lot to gang up on poor wenchy didnt feel right.

Besides I dont want to be Bobbited... noooo:
Creep... noooo:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2008, 11:49:50 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2008, 11:39:09 AM
I have some emails from people offering me help with that.Should I forward them to you?

evil:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2008, 05:38:18 PM: You would think that given his normal parade of calamities Nick would accept all the help he could get, no matter where from... whistle:
Title: Re: A Present for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2008, 06:44:48 PM: I shall forward all my "YOU TOO CAN STRETCH YOUR TODGER" emails to you from now on whistle: