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Title: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:15:33 PM: He tries for a combover, but LL reminds him it looks stupid and mows it off with her mower.

Both worry about their fate in T5 shortly(despite the fact that no one will insure baggage going through "state-of-the-art" T5 cos it's crap) so LL fears for her MOTB outfit and insists on taking it hand luggage. Even the hat!

And BM's wig

I could go on!
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:17:01 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:15:33 PM
He tries for a combover, but LL reminds him it looks stupid and mows it off with her mower.

Both worry about their fate in T5 shortly(despite the fact that no one will insure baggage going through "state-of-the-art" T5 cos it's crap) so LL fears for her MOTB outfit and insists on taking it hand luggage. Even the hat!

And BM's wig

I could go on!
Are you bored?

LL is in the air on the way to Heathrow T1 whistle:

I have just finished work and am home alone... eyes:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:20:03 PM: LET'S PARTY cloud9:. THE DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE. cloud9: GET THAT GOAT ON THE BARBY! cloud9:

WHY IS LL ALWAYS IN THE AIR? rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:22:49 PM: 'Cos it's too far to swim ::)
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:23:44 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
'Cos it's too far to swim ::)
Indeed Snoopy...
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: TG on April 22, 2008, 01:24:29 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:23:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
'Cos it's too far to swim ::)
Indeed Snoopy...

I could ban him for you BM. Would you like me to? eyes:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:24:36 PM: YOu could grease her and save money (at the same time)
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:26:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
YOu could grease her and save money (at the same time)
She'd take weeks to get there... noooo:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:27:39 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
YOu could grease her and save money (at the same time)
She'd take weeks to get there... noooo:

Broomstick is quicker eh?
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:28:32 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
YOu could grease her and save money (at the same time)
She'd take weeks to get there... noooo:

Give her a propellor. Think Thunderball! noooo:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:31:14 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:28:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
YOu could grease her and save money (at the same time)
She'd take weeks to get there... noooo:

Give her a propellor. Think Thunderball! noooo:
I think you must have soot on your brain today... noooo:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:33:26 PM: No

Vaselina

You are sad because LL is in the air. Shall I start a therapy thread?
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:33:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
No

Vaselina

You are sad because LL is in the air. Shall I start a therapy thread?
I'll be okay thanks... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:34:37 PM: I insist!
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 01:35:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:34:37 PM
I insist!
Off you go then... ::)
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:40:09 PM: That's a thought Nick! Therapy!!!!

Scoop up some of that black gloopy mud from the marsh across the road from you, fill an old tin bath with it and charge ladies to wallow in it as a beauty therapy. We'll have that roof paid for in a couple of weeks, sooner if I take some piccies (using the Fish-eye lens)and flog 'em to some of Berek's magazine publishers.
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:42:20 PM: DIvert LL here and I will gladly smear her! eyes:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:46:19 PM: Tsk! That's no good. We can't charge LL.
Business first ~ pleasure later.
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2008, 02:06:40 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
Shall I start a therapy thread?

Well I've been saying for years now that you need all the help you can get Nick whistle:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2008, 02:35:48 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2008, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
Shall I start a therapy thread?

Well I've been saying for years now that you need all the help you can get Nick whistle:
point:
Title: Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2008, 02:50:43 PM: Actually Nick if you want to help I have an experiment I want to try. Can you give me a set of numbers for the Saturday lottery draw. If I'm right, as long as you dont buy the ticket as well the numbers will be the jackpot. whistle: