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Title: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:06:23 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7359889.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7359889.stm)

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"We were euphoric afterwards, walking around the city and then sipping champagne and chatting away in our hotel suite until the early hours.

"Chatting". Sure. ANother lying politician! evil:

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:22:16 PM

I 'spect it's true. Would you want to bed either of them?  noooo:

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:23:27 PM

Not him, no. Why?

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:25:47 PM

Well I expect she kept talking to avoid going to bed with him. Prolly getting married for the same reason. She gets her passport and he won't get his leg-over. We all know that stops once the wedding band slips over her finger.

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:27:12 PM

Tell Wenchy! eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:28:57 PM

Nah ~ She has a good arrangement.

He's Welsh and as a bonus she gets the wool. ;)

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:31:35 PM

Wenchy and I are now an item.SHe has seen the error of her ways and is coming here to help with some, er, patio work.

I have new underpants


and so on






















also some chocolate

































this may all go wrong

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:32:39 PM

The best laid plans (& Patios) of mice and men etc.................

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:45:43 PM

Wenchy turns out to be larger than I thought.

A lot larger scared2:

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 01:48:20 PM

Keep digging then  ::)

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 04:05:58 PM

JCB arriving soon. noooo:

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2008, 04:15:10 PM

I can just imagine the proposal:

Lembik: "Will you marry me"
Cheeky bint: "YES TES! I'll become English"
Lembik: "What did you say?"
Cheeky Bint: "Oops....er....I was so excited I replied in Romanian"
Lembik: Ah, that's ok then.

 point:

Title: Re: Man with silly name shags twin
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2008, 07:26:00 PM

Read mylips

"My name is Mrs Lembit Opik and I am, um English. IsanoldEnglish name, yes?"