The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on April 21, 2008, 06:49:46 AM
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A colleague has just come in this morning complaining about his weekend. He had to travel up country to go and sort out a problem with his mother-in-law. She's thrown her boyfriend out after accusing him of having an affair
She's 82, he's 86!
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At that age I'd leave them to sort their own problems.
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I often used to think it was just teenagers who loved the dramarama of loving and dumping but the older I get the more I see that it is just more of the same regardless of age. noooo:
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A colleague has just come in this morning complaining about his weekend. He had to travel up country to go and sort out a problem with his mother-in-law. She's thrown her boyfriend out after accusing him of having an affair
She's 82, he's 86!
Something in me says this is excellent news.
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I often used to think it was just teenagers who loved the dramarama of loving and dumping but the older I get the more I see that it is just more of the same regardless of age. noooo:
How could you be so cruel as to dump me in the pub, in front of everyone.
I am beyond consolation. cry:
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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My grandfather remarried at 88.
He died on his honeymoon eeek:
To make matters worse we inherited a new "granny" who no one knew, but we were still required to visit her on alternate Sundays for years evil:
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Well you wouldn't want to be left out of the will?
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We have someone in our place who bought a house in November and still hasn't moved in noooo:
Monday's are the worse - they usually follow a whole weekends worth of tales of woe of what the Polish builders have cocked up the most this time. Classics include drilling through newly fitted electrics in the kitchen, tiling that has all fallen off, a new staircase that has had to be completely ripped out again etc etc etc.
Much as you listen to others tales with disbelief it is also quite reaffirming to appreciate how 'normal' your life is lol:
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Well you wouldn't want to be left out of the will?
I was only 8 at the time. You may have a point. I hadn't thought of that rubschin:
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We have someone in our place who bought a house in November and still hasn't moved in noooo:
Monday's are the worse - they usually follow a whole weekends worth of tales of woe of what the Polish builders have cocked up the most this time. Classics include drilling through newly fitted electrics in the kitchen, tiling that has all fallen off, a new staircase that has had to be completely ripped out again etc etc etc.
Much as you listen to others tales with disbelief it is also quite reaffirming to appreciate how 'normal' your life is lol:
rubschin:
Yeeees, normal, of course. whistle:
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We have someone in our place who bought a house in November and still hasn't moved in noooo:
Monday's are the worse - they usually follow a whole weekends worth of tales of woe of what the Polish builders have cocked up the most this time. Classics include drilling through newly fitted electrics in the kitchen, tiling that has all fallen off, a new staircase that has had to be completely ripped out again etc etc etc.
Much as you listen to others tales with disbelief it is also quite reaffirming to appreciate how 'normal' your life is lol:
Didnt know nick had set up a home improvement company. whistle:
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I am dealing with roofers, thank you very much evil: evil: evil:
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I am dealing with roofers, thank you very much evil: evil: evil:
Not again Nick eeek:
Are you secretly working for Watchdog or Trading Standards by any chance????
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I wish I was. It would cost me less! evil:
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I am dealing with roofers, thank you very much evil: evil: evil:
Is that some kind of ailment?
"Gor blimey Guv'nor, me Roofers is playing up something chronic today"
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Could "roofers" be the opposite of "Chalfonts" ?
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In this instance ~ no ~ nor Farmers
It is a very old house and needs maintenance. Which is a shame because there could have been a million jokes. whistle:
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Could "roofers" be the opposite of "Chalfonts" ?
A sensible suggestion.
"Roofer's Lair"=Receding hair. whistle:
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In this instance ~ no ~ nor Farmers
It is a very old house and needs maintenance. Which is a shame because there could have been a million jokes. whistle:
999,999
redface:
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In this instance ~ no ~ nor Farmers
It is a very old house and needs maintenance. Which is a shame because there could have been a million jokes. whistle:
999,999
redface:
I was thinking more along the "Bats in his belfry" line. redface: 999,998