The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on April 20, 2008, 06:37:46 AM
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[Cynic mode] Imagine "news" like this coming out just before publishing his story.[Cynic mode]
Like anybody would be interested?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3780550.ece
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Vomiting my arse! cussing:
Gorging on vast amounts of food is clearly true – we can see where it all stayed…
Note to self: Make sure Prescott is last on the rope in case he stretches it.
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there are quite a few who should be swinging in the breeze
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there are quite a few who should be swinging in the breeze
Just make sure we put prezzer up last eh?
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With all due respect he is still spinning. "Still weighs over fifteen stone" means nothing but implies between 15 and 16 stone, erring toward the lower end, and that is clearly utter bollox! Frankly it is a non-story apart from the fact it reveals that he has been telling lies for so long he no longer recognises the truth ~ which at least confirms what we all thought.
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I absolutley love this story - one of the best things I have read in a long time lol:
It's all so obvious now - the reason he was such an old leach was because he had to eat everything in sight - including his secretary - sheer brilliance lol: lol: lol:
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Welcome back.Been busy werking, no doubt eveilgrin:
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Welcome back.Been busy werking, no doubt eveilgrin:
I have honestly been working very hard of late sad24:-
but thanks noticing my absence cloud9:
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We've all missed you Miss D. Welcome back cloud9:
Its actually been a typo in the article, he hasnt suffered from bulemia, is munchausen's-bullemia. A condition where the lying fat scrote suffering from the confition is compelled to stuff their face as if it was theri last meal and then come up with completely ridiculous medical conditions to explain whey they are the size of the Michellin man.
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Hi GM
Are you not feeling very supportive towards your fellow man this morning lol:
Poor poor Mr P - he has a condition you know. He can help it. It's not his fault.
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Supportive of Prezza? Who do you think I am? Schwarzenegger? I'd need a team of industrial cranes to support that useless tub of lard. I admit I could stand to lose a couple of pounds but at least I havent tried blaming it on an eating disorder without actually looking into the the symptoms. Bulemics tend to be THIN, the only way he could look thin again would be in a hall of mirrors. whistle:
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Don't anorexic's tend to be thin - bulimic's just tend to be full lol:
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I just keep thinking how fat he would have been if he hadn't been bulemic. eeek:
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Fraid not Miss D. Bulemics stuff themselves then force themselces to regurgitate everything they've just eaten. An ex of mine is anorexic and I've worked with people who have bulemia in the past and Gutzilla certainly doesnt match them.
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I just keep thinking how fat he would have been if he hadn't been bulemic. eeek:
He would have exploded. That's how Orson Welles died. eeek:
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I feel we are moving ever closer to another video clip of Mr Creosote here.
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Could have been a viable alternative to the nuclear deterrent. Behave or we'll drop the Prezza of Mass Destruction on you... eeek:
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That would make quite a splash!
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Clean up would be easy though Nick, we just send you in with a microwave. Going on past experience the whole place would be immolated in minutes. whistle:
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Nice word, "immolated"
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Nice word, "immolated"
Indeed, one of my favourites.
"Comestible" is another I should like to see used in this thread.
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"Comestible" is another I should like to see used in this thread.
I can't be arsed to look it up - what does it mean?
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If my memory of Monty Python sketches is accurate I think it means edible. whistle:
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::) Suitable to be eaten. Something that is suitable to be consumed. E.G. Chocolate
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::) Suitable to be eaten. Something that is suitable to be consumed. E.G. Chocolate
Thank you for breaking it down into a language I can understand lol:
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E lo how ar u|?
r u o k
wee lyke u
etc and other teenage shite noooo:
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asib thanx (tic). Dtb
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asib thanx (tic). Dtb
Miss D seems to be making as much sense as usual then rubschin:
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asib thanx (tic). Dtb
wtf?
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F U N E X
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Good grief!
The youth of today!
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F U N E X
9 V F E 10 M
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Car Reg?
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Car Reg?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ
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White square? rubschin:
(blocked by company firewall)
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White square? rubschin:
(blocked by company firewall)
The Two Ronnies... Swedish for beginners...
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Every couple of months my Mum leaves that skit on my answer machine. She is in hysterics everytime. That is what living alone with only a dog for company does for a mind. noooo:
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I dont want to worry you Wenchy but there is strong evidence that madness is hereditary... noooo:
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Every couple of months my Mum leaves that skit on my answer machine. She is in hysterics everytime. That is what living alone with only a dog for company does for a mind. noooo:
noooo:
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I dont want to worry you Wenchy but there is strong evidence that madness is hereditary... noooo:
Oh I already have the hereditary bit! lol: This is an added extra!
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That is what living alone with only a dog for company does for a mind.
eyes: eyes: eyes:
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That is what living alone with only a dog for company does for a mind.
eyes: eyes: eyes:
noooo:
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I was expecting that from Snoop not Darwin eeek:
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censored:
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I know its upsetting that Darwin beat you too it but there's no need for language like that hound eeek:
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I'm also bulemic, but I keep forgetting to throw up drumroll:
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That would be the Alzheimer's then
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In truth, Prescott is Anorexic not Bulimic.
He just doesn't eat enough to maintain his natural pie-eating, benefit sponging, Northern monkey weight of 50 stone.
The vomiting it caused by looking at Mrs P and realising he is stuck with it.
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In truth, Prescott is Anorexic not Bulimic.
He just doesn't eat enough to maintain his natural pie-eating, benefit sponging, Northern monkey weight of 50 stone.
The vomiting it caused by looking at Mrs P and realising he is stuck with it.
I would imagine Mrs P has it too
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In truth, Prescott is Anorexic not Bulimic.
He just doesn't eat enough to maintain his natural pie-eating, benefit sponging, Northern monkey weight of 50 stone.
The vomiting it caused by looking at Mrs P and realising he is stuck with it.
I would imagine Mrs P has it too
;D