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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 19, 2008, 11:58:44 AM
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I have just been sorting out the washing (clean)
The Boy has a whole sack full of tishirts and trousers and socks
I have a msall stock of jeans and t shirts
Mrs Nick has 4 pairs of pyjamas and 37 pairs of knickers!! This is a week's worth of washing FFS!!
I suspect she is taking in washing for the neighbours and making me do it.
I reckon I can muster about 10 pairs of underpants in varying stages of decay.
So why does she have 37 in the wash and about another 200 pairs in her THREE knicker drawers?
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I have just been sorting out the washing (clean)
The Boy has a whole sack full of tishirts and trousers and socks
I have a msall stock of jeans and t shirts
Mrs Nick has 4 pairs of pyjamas and 37 pairs of knickers!! This is a week's worth of washing FFS!!
I suspect she is taking in washing for the neighbours and making me do it.
I reckon I can muster about 10 pairs of underpants in varying stages of decay.
So why does she have 37 in the wash and about another 200 pairs in her THREE knicker drawers?
Skid mark phobia?
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Suggest Mrs Nick puts trousers/skirt/jeans on before looking in the mirror and asking "does my bum look big in this"? Then suggest that the knickers aren't the problem.
Then run, run, run...
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IMHO The only thing a woman needs knickers for is to keep her ankles warm. whistle:
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Because we change our knickers if we change our outfits and if we have a shower. Unlike blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours. sick2:
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blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours = Mr Wench
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blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours = Mr Wench
Why do his need changing that often?
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Too much curry or general over-excitement.
Most certainly the former noooo:
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If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again? Banghead
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If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty
I like the IF, and I note the inevitability of the cruddiness.
Speak for yerself! eveilgrin:
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If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again? Banghead
To save on the ironing? Mind you, who irons kecks. rubschin:
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Who irons? eeek:
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My MIL irons socks!!
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Life is too short. I was playing with my sewing machine at the weekend and had to get the iron out to press seams. Neither of us could remember where it lived. redface:
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Bachelor days cloud9:
Put on a slightly damp shirt, breathe out and watch the wrinkles disappear (or go the sexy dry cleaner over the road cloud9:)
I only iron in hotels!
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If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again? Banghead
I have carried out a kennel wide investigation and whilst the THW is happy to have dirty knicks pilling up under her bed for evermore Mrs S agrees with you word for word Wenchy and that was before I told her what you had said, although she did think that 200 pairs was probably a tad too many ("bordering on the obsessional" I think was her phrase)
Reason for wearing jeans, at my advanced age, is that I belong to a generation that believes that Jeans = No underwear or socks ..... trouble is I am now at an age when I cannot remember who it was who first advocated that theory so you'll just have to take my word for it.
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I only iron in hotels!
Iron as verb or noun? whistle:
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Verb of course you naughty man!
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Verb of course you naughty man!
whistle:
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LL irons everything... noooo:
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I thought she might. lol: Might explain the baldness. rubschin:
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Must burn!
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I thought she might. lol: Might explain the baldness. rubschin:
diepig: ?
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That has to be the only time that emoticon will ever come in handy! lol:
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That's pretty much what I thought lol:
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I thought she might. lol: Might explain the baldness. rubschin:
noooo: