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Title: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2008, 11:58:44 AM
I have just been sorting out the washing (clean)

The Boy has a whole sack full of tishirts and trousers and socks

I have a msall stock of jeans and t shirts

Mrs Nick has 4 pairs of pyjamas and 37 pairs of knickers!! This is a week's worth of washing FFS!!

I suspect she is taking in washing for the neighbours and making me do it.

I reckon I can muster about 10 pairs of underpants in varying stages of decay.

So why does she have 37 in the wash and about another 200 pairs in her THREE knicker drawers?

Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2008, 11:37:42 PM
I have just been sorting out the washing (clean)

The Boy has a whole sack full of tishirts and trousers and socks

I have a msall stock of jeans and t shirts

Mrs Nick has 4 pairs of pyjamas and 37 pairs of knickers!! This is a week's worth of washing FFS!!

I suspect she is taking in washing for the neighbours and making me do it.

I reckon I can muster about 10 pairs of underpants in varying stages of decay.

So why does she have 37 in the wash and about another 200 pairs in her THREE knicker drawers?


Skid mark phobia?
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 20, 2008, 05:37:21 PM
Suggest Mrs Nick puts trousers/skirt/jeans on before looking in the mirror and asking "does my bum look big in this"? Then suggest that the knickers aren't the problem.

Then run, run, run...
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2008, 05:47:04 PM
IMHO The only thing a woman needs knickers for is to keep her ankles warm. whistle:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 21, 2008, 07:39:58 AM
Because we change our knickers if we change our outfits and if we have a shower. Unlike blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours.  sick2:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 09:18:00 AM
blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours = Mr Wench
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2008, 09:27:14 AM
blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours = Mr Wench
Why do his need changing that often?
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 09:33:43 AM
Too much curry or general over-excitement.

Most certainly the former noooo:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 21, 2008, 09:57:50 AM
If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again?  Banghead
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 10:07:23 AM
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If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty

I like the IF, and I note the inevitability of the cruddiness.

Speak for yerself! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: TG on April 21, 2008, 10:08:02 AM
If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again?  Banghead

To save on the ironing? Mind you, who irons kecks.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 21, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
Who irons?  eeek:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 10:13:54 AM
My MIL irons socks!!
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 21, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
Life is too short. I was playing with my sewing machine at the weekend and had to get the iron out to press seams. Neither of us could remember where it lived.  redface:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 10:35:41 AM
Bachelor days cloud9:

Put on a slightly damp shirt, breathe out and watch the wrinkles disappear (or go the sexy dry cleaner over the road cloud9:)

I only iron in hotels!
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2008, 11:11:50 AM
If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again?  Banghead


I have carried out a kennel wide investigation and whilst the THW is happy to have dirty knicks pilling up under her bed for evermore Mrs S agrees with you word for word Wenchy and that was before I told her what you had said, although she did think that 200 pairs was probably a tad too many ("bordering on the obsessional" I think was her phrase)

Reason for wearing jeans, at my advanced age, is that I belong to a generation that believes that Jeans = No underwear or socks ..... trouble is I am now at an age when I cannot remember who it was who first advocated that theory so you'll just have to take my word for it.
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2008, 11:38:09 AM
I only iron in hotels!
Iron as verb or noun?  whistle:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 11:38:53 AM
Verb of course you naughty man!
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2008, 11:41:52 AM
Verb of course you naughty man!
whistle:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2008, 01:04:46 PM
LL irons everything...  noooo:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 21, 2008, 01:08:26 PM
I thought she might.  lol: Might explain the baldness.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2008, 01:23:58 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Must burn!
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2008, 01:43:52 PM
I thought she might.  lol: Might explain the baldness.  rubschin:


diepig: ?
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 21, 2008, 01:45:14 PM
That has to be the only time that emoticon will ever come in handy!  lol:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2008, 01:45:51 PM
That's pretty much what I thought  lol:
Title: Re: Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
I thought she might.  lol: Might explain the baldness.  rubschin:
noooo: