The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 02:14:54 PM

Title: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 02:14:54 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7354470.stm

The tubes are going on strike again next week.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 02:30:48 PM
I'm an 'overground' commuter fortunately.

The Tube is a good service but it's so overcrowded all the time. Where do all these people come from?
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:31:34 PM
I'm an 'overground' commuter fortunately.

The Tube is a good service but it's so overcrowded all the time. Where do all these people come from?
Poland?
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 02:31:49 PM
Pakistan mainly I believe
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 02:33:23 PM
Certainly very little English is heard.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 02:45:35 PM
I hate the tube with a passion. It is the main reason why working in the city has never really been an option for me. That and a fear of escalators.  redface:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 02:48:14 PM
All understandable ~ that's why I used to drive in ~ but then I did qualify for a key to the management car park.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 02:49:26 PM
I don't drive either.  redface:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 02:50:55 PM
That and a fear of escalators.  redface:

I'm sorry but, GOOD GRIEF WOMAN!

Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
I used to drive from maidenhead to hyde Park corner every day rather than catch the train...  noooo:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
I hate the tube with a passion. It is the main reason why working in the city has never really been an option for me. That and a fear of escalators.  redface:
Boo!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.filemagazine.com%2Fthecollection%2Farchives%2Fimages%2Fescalator.jpg&hash=c392478c0448383406b1d75867f3cff64b38ceab)
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 02:56:17 PM
S'not funny! Those long ones at the tube are especially horrid. Going up is okish but going down them  scared2: I have to hide behind Mr Wench with my head stuck in his back.  redface:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:57:47 PM
S'not funny! Those long ones at the tube are especially horrid. Going up is okish but going down them  scared2: I have to hide behind Mr Wench with my head stuck in his back.  redface:
Boo!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.techeblog.com%2Fimages%2Fescalator_1.jpg&hash=61641a25610a78f7b8db888fe28832aad10e2cda)
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 02:58:28 PM
S'not funny! Those long ones at the tube are especially horrid. Going up is okish but going down them  scared2: I have to hide behind Mr Wench with my head stuck in his back.  redface:
Boo!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.techeblog.com%2Fimages%2Fescalator_1.jpg&hash=61641a25610a78f7b8db888fe28832aad10e2cda)

 sick2:

I've come over all queer just looking at the picture.  noooo:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:59:09 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 03:02:46 PM
When I was little I got my shoe lace stuck in the bit at the bottom where it disapears to go round again. I thought I was going to get sucked in and gut into slivers.  scared2:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 03:03:31 PM
I was only thinking this morning as I left Liverpool Street (via the stairs) that short escalators should be switched off.

It would save energy and maybe reduce obesity a little.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 03:06:11 PM
When I was little I got my shoe lace stuck in the bit at the bottom where it disapears to go round again. I thought I was going to get sucked in and gut into slivers.  scared2:
Where you?  eeek:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 03:07:36 PM
Well obviously not!  ::) I did freak out though and pressed the panic button.  redface:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 03:26:55 PM
Well obviously not!  ::) I did freak out though and pressed the panic button.  redface:
Oh...
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 03:29:58 PM
Well obviously not!  ::) I did freak out though and pressed the panic button.  redface:
Oh...

And sixteen old wimmin were pitched forward and broke a variety of limbs.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 03:32:00 PM
The old lady behind my Mum did stumble apparently.  redface:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
Have you noticed that odd sensation you get when you walk onto an escalator which isn't working.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 03:35:41 PM
Have you noticed that odd sensation you get when you walk onto an escalator which isn't working.  rubschin:
Yes!  ;D
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 03:36:10 PM
Yes. The one when you think "Funny, I know I'm not drunk so why do I feel as if my legs have turned to jelly?"
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 03:38:14 PM
But why?
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 03:46:53 PM
I think because your brain expects that the stopped escalator will be moving. The brain works in a funny way at times and sometimes denys the evidence of your eyes.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 03:53:17 PM
Probably wouldn't happen to Wenchy then.  ;)
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 03:53:44 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 03:58:30 PM
Not sure if she would be able to see her feet















What with all the shopping she'd be carrying (he added quickly).
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2008, 04:05:18 PM
I think you've had getting any more scraps from Wenchy now hound. Looks like you are stuck with Baldymorts fare  point:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 04:06:47 PM
I think you've had getting any more scraps from Wenchy now hound. Looks like you are stuck with Baldymorts fare  point:


Don't care ~ A nice Granny is going to email me some jelly. razz:
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Just One More on April 18, 2008, 04:54:19 PM
But why?

It's summat to do with the curved "riser", normal stairs/steps have vertical risers, escalators don't (apparently)

One thing I put it down to is the patterning of the metal which give me a slight dizzy feeling, a bit like when you iron a close-striped shirt.
Title: Re: Book a couple of days off Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 04:55:50 PM
A bit like epilepsy ten. I can buy that idea.