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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:29:52 PM

Title: More Th>n munters
Post by: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:29:52 PM
These tossers have obviously got it in for me. evil:
Not content with chasing me for £6600 following their claim against me 5 bloody years ago, they have now sent me, not one, not two, not three, not four, but FIVE seperate letters claiming that I owe them for unpaid household insurance policies for each of the last 5 years that I haven't or indeed HAD since 2003, and if I don't stump up £176 forthwith, they'll cancel my non existant current policy without further notice. happy001

Half witted dumb brained cretinous bunch of munters.
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 12:30:54 PM
But such stupidity only helps your case if they try to go to court.
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2008, 12:38:27 PM
Can I make a suggestion. Given the litigious society that we live in write back to them saying you are starting legal action for the stress caused by them demanding money for property you no longer own and an accident that was cleared up years ago. See how they react to that.
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:47:08 PM
Even their own solicitors 'Sue N Scarper Ltd.,' are a bunch of wasters, threatening to take me to court if I don't produce my documents within 14 days, following 'the accident' back in May 2003.
I wrote back a terse but humourous..ish letter, stating that it was in fact a bloody THEFT, not an accident, and they have no right to demand sight of them....not that I've still got a 5 year old certificate anyway. I don't collect tat.
That was 2 weeks ago, and my demand for an urgent reply, by return, confirming that the car was never recovered has not been forthcoming so far.
Another one will be winging it's way to them this weekend, threatening them with legal action for harrasment. evil:
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Just rung this clan of incompitant bastards, and they inform me that their 'computers have gone down,' so they can't help at present.
Problee cus' so many of us are ringing you to complain no doubt, you rancid termites. Banghead
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2008, 01:03:55 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Just rung this clan of incompitant bastards, and they inform me that their 'computers have gone down,' so they can't help at present.
Problee cus' so many of us are ringing you to complain no doubt, you rancid termites. Banghead

Would you like to send them one of my famous "Slurry Hampers"?

Only £25.
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 02:32:18 PM
Bargain DS ~ do you deliver to the House of Commons?
Title: Re: More Th>n munters
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2008, 07:19:01 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2008, 02:32:18 PM
Bargain DS ~ do you deliver to the House of Commons?
There is a standing order.  whistle: