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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:08:07 PM

Title: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:08:07 PM: Well, as far as prostrate cancer goes anyway.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Pass the tissues! eeek:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:11:33 PM: At Last! Some good news. whistle:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:17:52 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:11:33 PM
At Last! Some good news. whistle:

Bit late now though. Says up till age 50.

Anywho, since we are in the gutter how many euphemisms do we know for masturbation? rubschin:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 03:18:47 PM: I don't think I shall look in here again. eeek: Could all get a bit messy and I am wearing new shoes.
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:19:54 PM: IT'S A SIN!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sluggerotoole.com%2Fimages%2Fian_p.jpg&hash=5aa50e7119843a8bbed2961c0bda31f5aca3b73b)
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:21:40 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:19:54 PM
IT'S A SIN!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sluggerotoole.com%2Fimages%2Fian_p.jpg&hash=5aa50e7119843a8bbed2961c0bda31f5aca3b73b)

Yes. But good for you! happy088
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 03:22:56 PM: I'll be back later... whistle:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:23:42 PM: point:

SINNER!
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:24:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2008, 03:22:56 PM
I'll be back later... whistle:

Prostate exam is it?
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:25:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:23:42 PM
point:

SINNER!

Look on the bright side, he'll have more hairs on his palm than on his head. ;)
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 03:26:30 PM: lol: lol: lol:

Oh ick, now I've trodden in something. <hops off peering at sole>
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 16, 2008, 03:47:45 PM: The World's Largest Collection of
Masturbation Synonyms (http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html)
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 03:49:21 PM: Thanks Uncle ~ just what we needed.
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 03:50:44 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 16, 2008, 03:47:45 PM
The World's Largest Collection of
Masturbation Synonyms (http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html)

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Mozo on April 17, 2008, 05:28:01 AM: Having been masturbating since the age of twelve, I am now ninety two and still enjoying it, but I have to ask two serious questions.

Do you think I am forming an unhealthy habit and has this practise shortened my life?
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 05:58:36 AM: The answer to the first is no and the second? unquantifiable.

Robert Heinlein's take on the subject:

Quote
Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing -- and you don't have to go home in the cold.

But it's lonely.
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2008, 07:38:03 AM: This thread is going downhill fast, come along now chaps, pull yourselves together. noooo:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 08:31:57 AM: You're right DS, a bit of effort and things will perk up.
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 09:48:31 AM: whistle:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2008, 06:40:49 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 03:18:47 PM
I don't think I shall look in here again. eeek: Could all get a bit messy and I am wearing new shoes.

Not to worry you but I noticed that Baldymort vanished almost immediately after you said you were wearing new shoes...... eeek:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 17, 2008, 06:51:42 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2008, 06:40:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 03:18:47 PM
I don't think I shall look in here again. eeek: Could all get a bit messy and I am wearing new shoes.

Not to worry you but I noticed that Baldymort vanished almost immediately after you said you were wearing new shoes...... eeek:

Shaving his palms prolly. noooo:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2008, 06:55:07 PM: Explains where the hair transplant has been coming from whistle:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 17, 2008, 08:43:39 PM: Would it be wrong to state that I am currently apparently improving my health whilst simultaneously posting on this forum? Blessed indeed is the BlackBerry. As is House - nothing better than knocking one out over a surgical drama....
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: TG on April 17, 2008, 08:45:30 PM: Cuddy. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 17, 2008, 08:50:10 PM: And don't forget what starts at 11 o'clock...

Shocking detail... Though intruiging...