The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on April 16, 2008, 01:14:04 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm
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I wonder if I could claim a small penis as a disability whistle:
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See also...
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3457.0
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He couldn't be arsed to read all that other cr*p!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm
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I wonder if I could claim a small penis as a disability whistle:
But you can!
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He couldn't be arsed to read all that other cr*p!
for "cr*p" put " shite "
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm
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I wonder if I could claim a small penis as a disability whistle:
But you can!
Unfortunately I failed the examination lol:
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Which reminds me of a story about a lady of ill repute, a duffle coat and an ossifer of the law.
Many , many years ago, whilst drinking in a rather seedy pub I was attracted to a lady sporting a rather attractive camel coloured duffle coat. I was pissed I must admit, but you know what beer and raging hormones can do. I seem to remember that the duffle coat was the only attractive thing about her .
Nevertheless I invited her outside so that I could give her the benefit having crossed her palm with coins of the realm. Being an arrogant young squaddie I gave her the stock warning, "When I flop it out dahling, dont stare at it too long, it senses fear" She sniggered, I sensed that someone else had been using my fav chat-up line.
Being of the Catholic persuasion I was well into the rythmn method when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a bobby who subsequently arrested me for having an offensive person on my weapon. Oh happy days!
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Which reminds me of a story about a lady of ill repute, a duffle coat and an ossifer of the law.
Many , many years ago, whilst drinking in a rather seedy pub I was attracted to a lady sporting a rather attractive camel coloured duffle coat. I was pissed I must admit, but you know what beer and raging hormones can do. I seem to remember that the duffle coat was the only attractive thing about her .
Nevertheless I invited her outside so that I could give her the benefit having crossed her palm with coins of the realm. Being an arrogant young squaddie I gave her the stock warning, "When I flop it out dahling, dont stare at it too long, it senses fear" She sniggered, I sensed that someone else had been using my fav chat-up line.
Being of the Catholic persuasion I was well into the rythmn method when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a bobby who subsequently arrested me for having an offensive person on my weapon. Oh happy days!
Was she a slaphead then? rubschin:
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What? Do you want us to remain on-topic?
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That'll be the day. surrender:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9G-PL2BpOk
whistle:
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Banghead
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9G-PL2BpOk
whistle:
;D