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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on April 16, 2008, 01:14:04 PM

Title: Poor slaphead
Post by: Berek on April 16, 2008, 01:14:04 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm

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I wonder if I could claim a small penis as a disability  whistle:
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
See also...

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3457.0
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 01:47:31 PM
He couldn't be arsed to read all that other cr*p!
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 01:49:03 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm

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I wonder if I could claim a small penis as a disability  whistle:

But you can!
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Berek on April 16, 2008, 01:50:45 PM
He couldn't be arsed to read all that other cr*p!

for "cr*p" put " shite "
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 01:51:16 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm

 drumroll:

I wonder if I could claim a small penis as a disability  whistle:

But you can!


Unfortunately I failed the examination  lol:
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 17, 2008, 07:41:07 PM
Which reminds me of a story about a lady of ill repute, a duffle coat and an ossifer of the law.
Many , many years ago, whilst drinking in a rather seedy pub I was attracted to a lady sporting a rather attractive camel coloured  duffle coat. I was pissed I must admit, but you know what beer and raging hormones can do. I seem to remember that the duffle coat was the only attractive thing about her .
Nevertheless I invited her outside so that I could give her the benefit having crossed her palm with coins of the realm. Being an arrogant young squaddie I gave her the stock warning, "When I flop it out dahling, dont stare at it too long, it senses fear" She sniggered, I sensed that someone else had been using my fav chat-up line.
Being of the Catholic persuasion I was well into the rythmn method when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a bobby who subsequently arrested me for having an offensive person on my weapon. Oh happy days!
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 05:41:36 AM
Which reminds me of a story about a lady of ill repute, a duffle coat and an ossifer of the law.
Many , many years ago, whilst drinking in a rather seedy pub I was attracted to a lady sporting a rather attractive camel coloured  duffle coat. I was pissed I must admit, but you know what beer and raging hormones can do. I seem to remember that the duffle coat was the only attractive thing about her .
Nevertheless I invited her outside so that I could give her the benefit having crossed her palm with coins of the realm. Being an arrogant young squaddie I gave her the stock warning, "When I flop it out dahling, dont stare at it too long, it senses fear" She sniggered, I sensed that someone else had been using my fav chat-up line.
Being of the Catholic persuasion I was well into the rythmn method when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a bobby who subsequently arrested me for having an offensive person on my weapon. Oh happy days!
Was she a slaphead then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 18, 2008, 07:49:04 AM
What? Do you want us to remain on-topic?
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: TG on April 18, 2008, 07:50:39 AM
That'll be the day.  surrender:
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 08:40:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9G-PL2BpOk

 whistle:
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: TG on April 18, 2008, 08:41:34 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Poor slaphead
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 18, 2008, 09:51:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9G-PL2BpOk

 whistle:
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