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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 12:16:41 PM

Title: Barman
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 12:16:41 PM: What are we to do? noooo:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 12:17:03 PM: He is a lost cause I fear.
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 12:17:57 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 12:17:03 PM
He is a lost cause I fear.
Why? sad24:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 12:53:41 PM: char067
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2008, 07:26:18 PM: I have it on good authority (Fat Kev, he works for the council)that rubbing your head with an oily wench works wonders eyes:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2008, 04:45:54 AM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2008, 07:26:18 PM
I have it on good authority (Fat Kev, he works for the council)that rubbing your head with an oily wench works wonders eyes:
eyes:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 06:00:03 AM: It has to be a consenting oily wench so...
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2008, 06:11:16 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 06:00:03 AM
It has to be a consenting oily wench so...
rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2008, 07:39:12 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 06:00:03 AM
It has to be a consenting oily wench so...

Is that consenting to the oiling or to the rubbing?
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 09:50:36 AM: I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT

Bugger it! ...... In my experience they are self lubricating ............... sorry but it had to be said.
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2008, 10:52:11 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 09:50:36 AM
I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT

Bugger it! ...... In my experience they are self lubricating ............... sorry but it had to be said.
tsk, tsk... noooo:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 10:55:02 AM: redface: 'strue tho'
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Bar Wench on April 17, 2008, 11:00:55 AM: That line is drawing ever closer!
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 11:02:04 AM: razz:
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Bar Wench on April 17, 2008, 11:03:05 AM: I feel a yearning to send Mrs Snoopy tat!
Title: Re: Barman
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 11:03:38 AM: shocked003