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Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 08:52:24 AM
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I walked into the kitchen this morning in the middle of her being interviewed ont he radio.
I heard the whining voice
I heard the platitudinous crap she was spouting
I heard the NuSpeak
I though "That must be Jacqui Smith." and Lo, so it was.
WHat have we done to deserve all this NuSHite?
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I walked into the kitchen this morning in the middle of her being interviewed ont he radio.
I heard the whining voice
I heard the platitudinous crap she was spouting
I heard the NuSpeak
I though "That must be Jacqui Smith." and Lo, so it was.
WHat have we done to deserve all this NuSHite?
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Heard this shite myself, and suddenly Wogan became an attractive alternative. Then I shook my 'ed and turned the bloody thing off.
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I walked into the kitchen this morning in the middle of her being interviewed ont he radio.
I heard the whining voice
I heard the platitudinous crap she was spouting
I heard the NuSpeak
I though "That must be Jacqui Smith." and Lo, so it was.
WHat have we done to deserve all this NuSHite?
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I heard her too… you have to admire the interviewers keeping their cool like that. I would have lent over the desk, slapped her hard on the face and said ‘will you just answer the fucking question?’
cussing:
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BBC Headline
Smith pledges more terror police
scared2:
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I dont want more terror police, what I want is regular police and even PSCO's who do there job without being bleedin' pedantic over it.
Got back from work last night to find a letter from one of our PSCO's waiting for me telling me that she was aware that residents were using traffic cones to make sure that they had somewhere to park when they went out and that she was going to be checking if anyone was still doing it as it is an arrestable offence.
Now they do this because we are within walking distance from the city centre which means that cheapskate arses tend to park on our and the surrounding streets so they dont have to fork out to stay in a car park.
Look love, I dont drive but I understand that the residents would like to be able to apark in fron to their onw houses so that they can be sure their cars are SAFE!!! as there have been some thefts lately. If you want to stop people from doing this then pull your finger out and do something to stop the light fingered scrotes. cussing:
Out of the PCSO's I've come across down here so fat I can only think of one that I would trust to get anything done and thats because I've known her for a while now and she is aiming to get into the force proper.
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Their uniforms don't fit.
The only cops I see round here are in heated cars eating doughnuts.
They should arrest Jacqui Smith for being a liar!
Can y ou be arrested for being an idiot yet?If so: Blears and Kelly and Miliband.
Oh fuck it, raid the Cabinet meeting!
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Looking on the bright side it could be worse, we could have Aussie police here instead:
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australian police were left red-faced by a handcuffed man who escaped in a patrol car on Tuesday while two officers were inspecting evidence outside.
The man, wanted over a series of break-ins, escaped custody in Brisbane, in the northern state of Queensland, just minutes after he was handcuffed and placed in the back of the unmarked police car.
"Police then began examining the contents of a bag found in his possession. They did that at the rear of the police car," Queensland Police Deputy Commissioner Ian Stewart told reporters, naming the suspect as Mark Robert Nolan, aged 29.
"During that time, it appears Nolan got into the front of the police car and turned the police car on and driven off," Stewart said. He said Nolan was handcuffed with his hands in front of his body.
The car was found an hour later, without Nolan, a police spokeswoman later said.
happy001
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Stop it.It's in the serious area.
If I put the following words into the post GCHQ will pick itup and we shall all be arrested:
Blears
Kelly
Kill
Bomb
Aircraft
BA
BAA
Bottom
Suicide
Hail Allah
My brothers!
Circumcise the women
Then marry them off
Then chop off men's hands for being, um, lustful
Cos it'S TITMONDAY and we all love that
Apart from muslims who seldom see one (or 2)
Airliner
tower
BANG
Beard
Slightly wild cold eyes
etc.
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Its the same deal with phone calls being monitored by Menwith Hill if memory serves.
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Nice knowing you!
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He, he, he… they’re in trouble for flouting local election rules about announcements before an election! point:
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Good! I'm sick and tired of them all.
They are all lying, scheming, patronising, self-centred bastards.
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Good! I'm sick and tired of them all.
They are all lying, scheming, patronising, self-centred bastards.
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Seconded!
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Seriously, I'm not one for violence (it is the last refuge of the incompetent after all) But I just want to punch each and every one of them.
I cannot watch any of them on the TV without getting angry. cussing:
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Problem is we havent got a viable opposition. I'm tempted to suggest that we start a campaign to get everyone voting MRLP at the next election. After all their manifesto makes more sense than Gordo's
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I despise this government
thank you
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I despise this government
thank you
Seconded...