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Title: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 11:19:56 PM
3rd-5th May!

Event Particulars
The following events are on Every Day at the fair.


Horticultural displays and attractions including Gardening Question Time and NAFAS. WHO?
Helicopter Rides.
Falconry Displays.
Shopping Mall & Craft Marquee.
Mind, Body & Soul Pavilion.
Chainsaw Carver.  tell 'The Boy' Nick! lol:
Ferret Racing.
150 Trade Stands.
 Pony Sanctuary.
Punch & Judy.
 

 
Daily Events
Saturday


Flyball canine competitions
Morris Dancing   sick2:
Pig/Sheep Racing
Chirpy the Clown ...that'll be me then. cussing:
Brass Band
Lawnmower Racing
 Sunday

Sheep Dog / Duck Demonstrations
Flyball Canine Competitions
Duck/Goat Racing  cloud9:
Pianist...'The Boy'?
Lawnmower Racing
Morris Dancing   sick2: sick2:
 Monday

Open Dog Show
Tug-of-War
Brass Band
GROWLER display and demonstration. tunble:


What fun we'll have ey? ::)
 

 
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2008, 07:11:44 AM
3rd-5th May! ...


Helicopter Rides.
Falconry Displays.

What could go wrong?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 07:14:16 AM
3rd-5th May! ...


Helicopter Rides.
Falconry Displays.

What could go wrong?  rubschin:
I'm sure it will be fine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Bar Wench on April 15, 2008, 07:41:43 AM
NAFAS - National Association of Flower Arranging Societies?
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 07:54:28 AM
You Googled that Wenchy!  whistle:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 08:20:02 AM
I love Punch & Judy  cloud9:
Being allowed to do all that screaming out when the crocodile makes an appearance - fab  ;D
Will have to come along and 'borrow' a small child - I'll be the tarty blond in leopard skin print sitting front row  razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 08:21:51 AM

Will have to come along and 'borrow' a small child

I can think of two or three you could 'borrow' on a more permanent basis.  ::)
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 08:26:41 AM

Will have to come along and 'borrow' a small child

I can think of two or three you could 'borrow' on a more permanent basis.  ::)

Love too  cloud9: Have already borrowed Wenchy on a permenant 2nd daughter basis...............

Am looking forward to the YaYa (Greek for grandmother) status (well sometime in the future AFTER the wedding) so that I can dig out all the singalong nursery music - opps song of 'The Court of King Carackulus' just sprung into the head  redface: (Can anyone find it on the web for me, I'd be greatful!! - making gucky stuff in the kitchen for Papouss (Greek for Granddad) to eat - jumping in puddles etc etc

Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Bar Wench on April 15, 2008, 08:28:53 AM
You Googled that Wenchy!  whistle:

Wife of Boss is a flower arranger.
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 08:31:26 AM

Will have to come along and 'borrow' a small child

I can think of two or three you could 'borrow' on a more permanent basis.  ::)

Love too  cloud9: Have already borrowed Wenchy on a permenant 2nd daughter basis...............

Am looking forward to the YaYa (Greek for grandmother) status (well sometime in the future AFTER the wedding) so that I can dig out all the singalong nursery music - opps song of 'The Court of King Carackulus' just sprung into the head  redface: (Can anyone find it on the web for me, I'd be greatful!! - making gucky stuff in the kitchen for Papouss (Greek for Granddad) to eat - jumping in puddles etc etc



Grandparenthood is not all it's cracked up to be noooo:

It brings age and wrinkles and other unwanted stuff.
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2008, 09:30:26 AM
You Googled that Wenchy!  whistle:

Wife of Boss is a flower arranger.

"Good with colours"?
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 09:53:46 AM

Will have to come along and 'borrow' a small child

I can think of two or three you could 'borrow' on a more permanent basis.  ::)

Love too  cloud9: Have already borrowed Wenchy on a permenant 2nd daughter basis...............

Am looking forward to the YaYa (Greek for grandmother) status (well sometime in the future AFTER the wedding) so that I can dig out all the singalong nursery music - opps song of 'The Court of King Carackulus' just sprung into the head  redface: (Can anyone find it on the web for me, I'd be greatful!! - making gucky stuff in the kitchen for Papouss (Greek for Granddad) to eat - jumping in puddles etc etc



You owe me a Bonio LL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Lw1bDdwgs
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 09:58:12 AM
LL This version will have you in stitches and might even please BM ........ Though why the young lady feels it necessary to do that with her bosom is beyond me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4sRyNP3UQ
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 10:20:45 AM
LL This version will have you in stitches and might even please BM ........ Though why the young lady feels it necessary to do that with her bosom is beyond me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4sRyNP3UQ

Thank you  cloud9:
Bm has just come up to my office and found me 'joining in' but I have to say WE don't normally do the bosom wobbling thing  noooo: but I did just now  whistle: actually made me laugh - Thank you  cloud9:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 10:21:16 AM
LL This version will have you in stitches and might even please BM ........ Though why the young lady feels it necessary to do that with her boosm is beyond me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4sRyNP3UQ
SNOOPY!  ::)

I thought, 'what's that sound coming from LL's office?'

She's sitting there doing all the actions...  noooo:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 10:23:12 AM
<snigger>
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 10:27:38 AM
[slowly rolls-up newspaper]
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 10:28:42 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 10:49:56 AM
[slowly rolls-up newspaper]

I think that's for me  eeek: He thinks I've now definately lost it  ::)
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 01:00:08 PM
We can hardly wait for this exciting event.Come to think of it we have friends staying that weekend. We could take them.Landowner gets me freee tickets
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 04:47:45 PM
We can hardly wait for this exciting event.Come to think of it we have friends staying that weekend. We could take them.Landowner gets me freee tickets

I'll just barge in regardless, GROWLER style.

I have a cunning plan for this forthcoming weekend of immense joy and activity, and it may involve going the ale 'ouse after too.

Is it being organised by the pikeys again? ::)
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 04:49:25 PM
Goodplan. I imagine pikeys are involved. And you can walk into the site free by, um, cunningly bypassing the ticket booth
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 04:56:21 PM
by, um, cunningly bypassing the ticket booth

via 'The Swamp' lol:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 05:02:34 PM
And about 6 other entry points!
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 05:12:06 PM
And about 6 other entry points!

Well let's hope the gates are still on their hinges by Monday night, unlike last year. ::)
Head honcho had his Range Rover nicked iirc, and someone cut the helium advertising blimp free.
 3 grands worth apparently. Wonder where it finally landed? rubschin:

P'raps Snoops would care to visit us with his tribe? eeek:

Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 05:20:44 PM
We could sneak them in the back way!

Then the puppies would cost him a fortune on rides and Mrs Snoopy would go on a shopping spree
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 05:23:41 PM
We could sneak them in the back way!

Then the puppies would cost him a fortune on rides

Yes. Most dishonest devious.
The 'puppies will be wailing with delight in 'The Sawmp', lightening their fathers wallet. whistle:

That helicopter ride looks fun too...if you fancy certain death if it conks out mid flight. ::)
He could p'raps arrange to be taken home on it?
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 05:24:25 PM
Well thank you gentlemen for that gracious invitation.
Must confess I am more than tempted.
Some minor problems to overcome, like my lack of mobility but the idea is being given active consideration.
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 06:25:52 PM
We could sneak them in the back way!

Then the puppies would cost him a fortune on rides

Yes. Most dishonest devious.
The 'puppies will be wailing with delight in 'The Sawmp', lightening their fathers wallet. whistle:

That helicopter ride looks fun too...if you fancy certain death if it conks out mid flight. ::)
He could p'raps arrange to be taken home on it?

I have been there too many times.Bankruptcy beckons!
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 06:30:45 PM
Nothing would persuade me to go up in a helicopter ~ ever.
I have seen what happens when the rotors cease to ........errrrr .......... rotate. noooo:
Title: Re: Roll up. Nicks hometown entertainment!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2008, 06:31:34 PM
Nothing would persuade me to go up in a helicopter ~ ever.
I have seen what happens when the rotors cease to ........errrrr .......... rotate. noooo:

Or continue to rotate, but at different speeds?