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Title: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 09:11:11 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tv-host-found-dead-three-months-after-death-of-his-fiance-808626.html?CMP=KNC-google_news&HBX_OU=50&HBX_PK=mark%20speight

Mrs Growler erupted into a fit of ferocious rage at me just because I went "ummmm" upon hearing this.
In a slightly suspicious tone granted, but hey, you know me, I don't take ANYTHING at face value.
Caught me slightly unawares, so I'm now currently in a bad mood.
Apparently I'm a 'nasty piece of work with a vicious mind' eeek:

I just said UMMMMMMM FFS! Banghead
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 15, 2008, 07:42:20 AM
Ahhh yes but it was your tone! I could tell from here!  ;)
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 07:59:59 AM
Ahhh yes but it was your tone! I could tell from here!  ;)

Well how many different ways can you go "UMMMM' then?
Give me strength. Banghead

I must be the only person in the world that can get himself into very deep shit by not actually saying a word. I didn't even open me mouth ffs!
She was bloody furiously livid with me. One of the fastest rages I've witnessed her fly into  EVER. eeek:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 15, 2008, 08:01:22 AM
Mr Wench can get into trouble just for thinking things!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 08:15:06 AM
Mr Wench can get into trouble just for thinking things!  eveilgrin:

He is not alone  confused:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 08:17:03 AM
Mr Wench can get into trouble just for thinking things!  eveilgrin:

He is not alone  confused:

Or for that matter 'lookng' a certain way  whistle:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 08:18:58 AM
Mr Wench can get into trouble just for thinking things!  eveilgrin:

He is not alone  confused:

Or for that matter 'lookng' a certain way  whistle:

In simply typing things in here even. ;)
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 08:20:08 AM
I've even been known to scratch my nose in "that" way. Apparently I "meant" something  shrugs:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 08:21:12 AM
Mr Wench can get into trouble just for thinking things!  eveilgrin:

He is not alone  confused:

Or for that matter 'lookng' a certain way  whistle:

In simply typing things in here even. ;)

Obviously wasn't LOOKING at what I was typing - was I  redface:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 08:22:51 AM
I've even been known to scratch my nose in "that" way. Apparently I "meant" something  shrugs:

Don't body language specialists say 'scratching or touching' the nose is an indication that the person is thinking or about to tell an 'untruth'  eeek:

Nuff said me thinks  whistle:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 08:25:05 AM
It was simply a bloody itch  cussing:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 08:27:20 AM
It was simply a bloody itch  cussing:

That's what you say  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Bar Wench on April 15, 2008, 08:28:10 AM
It was simply a bloody itch  cussing:

You were scratching your nose when you said that weren't you!
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 08:31:47 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 08:43:32 AM
I've even been known to scratch my nose in "that" way. Apparently I "meant" something  shrugs:

Don't body language specialists say 'scratching or touching' the nose is an indication that the person is thinking or about to tell an 'untruth'  eeek:

Nuff said me thinks  whistle:

What if it's your bum then?
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 08:49:35 AM
"Sniff! ~ Typical man, can't leave himself alone for two minutes!"

"but me arse itched darling"

"That's no excuse for such behaviour in front of my mother/the vicar/me/etc"

"but I was in the kitchen, on me own and had an itch that I scratched ~ you just happened to walk in as I did it"

"SNIFF! ~ Well I HATE to think what you'd have been up to if I hadn't come in when I did"

Got the Tee Shirt and the divorce papers to prove it mate.
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2008, 09:04:14 AM
Yup. If I so much as DARE scratch my head, I've got 'nits' apparently. ::)
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 10:46:56 AM
I did a 'scratch 'n sniff' in the car the other day... she looked at me as if it were unnatural or something...  noooo:
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Landlady on April 15, 2008, 11:31:51 AM
I did a 'scratch 'n sniff' in the car the other day... she looked at me as if it were unnatural or something...  noooo:

I looked at you as if you were ''unnaturally sad'' - which when you do that kind of thing you are  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: I only went "ummm"?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2008, 04:48:44 PM
I did a 'scratch 'n sniff' in the car the other day... she always looks at me as if it am unnatural or something...  noooo:

Corrected Baldymort  point: