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Title: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:14:34 PM
The
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:17:31 PM
end
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 12:21:08 PM
often
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:22:26 PM
penetrates
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
Olga's
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:24:31 PM
mother's
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:26:52 PM
brother's
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:27:41 PM
navel
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with
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:29:23 PM
a
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 12:31:36 PM
force
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:31:58 PM
that
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:32:12 PM
was
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2007, 12:34:07 PM
reminiscent
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 12:34:52 PM
of
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:35:22 PM
a
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:36:09 PM
large
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:36:51 PM
light-sabre!
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:37:31 PM
and
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:38:30 PM
there
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2007, 12:39:20 PM
wasn't
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:40:53 PM
anyone
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:41:44 PM
who
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2007, 12:42:48 PM
considered
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:43:38 PM
Barman
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Post by: Berek on May 23, 2007, 12:44:35 PM
obnoxious
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2007, 12:44:52 PM
or
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:45:12 PM
even
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:45:21 PM
wanker-like
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:46:46 PM
except
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:47:07 PM
Nick
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:48:39 PM
The end often penetrates Olga?s mother?s brother?s naval with a force that was reminiscent of a large light-sabre and there wasn?t anyone who considered Barman obnoxious or even wanker-like except nick

who
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:49:31 PM
who
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:49:56 PM
felt
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Post by: Mr Happy on May 23, 2007, 12:51:00 PM
boys.

EDIT (Sorry Forgot the full stop)
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:52:13 PM
should
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:52:40 PM
be
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 12:53:05 PM
seen
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:53:47 PM
in
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 12:54:45 PM
lederhosen
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 12:56:57 PM
although
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 01:04:28 PM
girls
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 01:06:13 PM
preferred
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:06:36 PM
him
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 01:10:51 PM
when
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:11:28 PM
he
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2007, 01:14:24 PM
worked
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:15:21 PM
The end often penetrates Olga?s mother?s brother?s naval with a force that was reminiscent of a large light-sabre and there wasn?t anyone who considered Barman obnoxious or even wanker-like except nick who felt boys should be seen in lederhosen although girls preferred him when he worked

away
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
from
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2007, 01:17:30 PM
distractions
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:18:49 PM
of
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 01:21:34 PM
saucepans
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:29:48 PM
and
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 01:31:49 PM
sausages
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
and
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 01:35:05 PM
kippers
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:35:54 PM
which
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 01:38:18 PM
smell
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
like
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 01:42:06 PM
Snoopy!
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 01:43:48 PM

Snoopy's
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 01:50:57 PM
house
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 02:08:03 PM
MAID
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 02:09:48 PM
on
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 02:10:40 PM
HIS
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 02:11:07 PM
knees
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 02:11:31 PM
UNDER
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 02:12:45 PM
the
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 02:25:37 PM
socks
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 02:28:53 PM
of
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 02:31:25 PM
Beelzebub.

Phew
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: Virtual Pub literary club
The end often penetrates Olga?s mother?s brother?s naval with a force that was reminiscent of a large light-sabre and there wasn?t anyone who considered Barman obnoxious or even wanker-like except nick who felt boys should be seen in lederhosen although girls preferred him when he worked away from distractions of saucepans and sausages and kippers which smell like Snoopy! Snoopy?s House maid on his knees under the socks of Beelzebub.

Good grief  noooo:
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 02:45:39 PM
said
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 02:46:03 PM
the
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 02:46:09 PM
smite
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 02:46:27 PM
.
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 02:48:14 PM
hardened
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 03:11:00 PM
haunches
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 03:11:47 PM
happen
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Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 03:39:05 PM
when
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Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2007, 04:04:34 PM
Wench
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2007, 04:40:44 PM
sucks
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 04:48:56 PM
Fishermens'
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 04:58:24 PM
Friends!

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 07:51:14 PM
Thank-you Nick for saving my blushes there.
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 11:22:35 PM
A new story - The upcoming Bank Holiday weekend

starts with:

Darling?
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 07:39:19 AM
Lawn
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Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2007, 08:23:40 AM
tennis
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 08:41:42 AM
elbows
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 08:52:57 AM
caused
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 08:59:51 AM
embarrassing
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 09:27:54 AM
flatulence
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 09:38:51 AM
despite
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 09:42:30 AM
putting
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 09:47:50 AM
knitted
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2007, 10:10:10 AM
underwear
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 10:25:33 AM
scratching
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2007, 10:26:11 AM
someone's
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 11:25:05 AM
otherwise
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Post by: Barman on May 24, 2007, 02:02:15 PM
pristine
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2007, 02:12:43 PM
bottom
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Post by: Barman on May 24, 2007, 02:24:24 PM
and
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 02:25:11 PM
elbow
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 02:45:18 PM
joints
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 02:45:49 PM
rust
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 02:46:30 PM
coloured
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2007, 02:50:08 PM
peaks
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 02:51:12 PM
overlooking
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Post by: Barman on May 24, 2007, 03:18:25 PM
massive
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2007, 05:49:08 PM
hoodies
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 06:17:10 AM
and
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Post by: ice and a slice on May 25, 2007, 07:25:33 AM
hooligans
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 07:54:41 AM
who
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 08:16:47 AM
create
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 08:17:25 AM
a
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:24:26 AM
spectacular
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 09:27:48 AM
vernacular
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:29:04 AM
which
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:32:48 AM
indemnifies
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:38:57 AM
them
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:40:42 AM
against
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:44:04 AM
large
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:46:37 AM
orifices
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
because
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:55:50 AM
litigation
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 10:04:12 AM
proved
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 10:08:09 AM
them
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 10:20:37 AM
excessively
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Post by: ice and a slice on May 25, 2007, 10:57:31 AM
prone
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 10:58:03 AM
to
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 11:01:08 AM
contracting
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 11:01:31 AM
severe
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 11:02:07 AM
cases
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 11:02:43 AM
of
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 11:03:41 AM
elephantitis
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 11:04:16 AM
which
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 11:04:42 AM
engorged
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 11:05:28 AM
without
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 11:49:16 AM
any
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 11:53:50 AM
explosions
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 12:00:06 PM
caused
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 12:03:30 PM
through
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Post by: ice and a slice on May 25, 2007, 12:37:55 PM
capillary
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 12:38:25 PM
action
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 12:40:46 PM
beneath
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 01:06:12 PM
their
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 01:10:18 PM
surprisingly
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 01:50:43 PM
large
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 02:11:39 PM
droopy
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:18:05 PM
BREASTS!









Mornington Crescent!
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:18:05 PM
BREASTS!









Mornington Crescent!
No, labia was the correct answer.  point:
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:23:01 PM
Bugger.
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 02:26:12 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:23:01 PM
Bugger.
No darling, front bottom.  ::)
Title: Re: New story time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:28:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2007, 02:26:12 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:23:01 PM
Bugger.
No darling, front bottom.  ::)

Ahhhhh. Maybe that's why ...... hmmmmm ....... interesting.