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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 11:21:51 AM

Title: Story Time
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2007, 11:21:51 AM
Okay, this is how it works for those of you that haven?t heard 'I?m sorry I haven?t a clue' on Radio 4.

Link (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/clue.shtml)

I start the story with one word ? you each add one word (note, just one word Wenchy ::)) to the story and we see where it takes us.

The theme of this story is ?going to the pub? ? I?ll start with?

We
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didn't
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OLGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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licks
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admonishment
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:13:05 PM
Can we try again please. This is, at best, ungrammatical!
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 23, 2007, 12:14:19 PM
Ungrammatical! Is that the best way you can think of to describe this?
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:14:58 PM
Yes
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2007, 12:15:10 PM
ok. New sentence begins with...

Plumbing
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2007, 12:17:19 PM
OLGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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into
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pipes
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piddle
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down
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Wenches
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ample
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bottom
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haemotological
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contusions
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CLEAR!
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manky
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produce.
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it
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Arthurian
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levels
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hats
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being
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unfashionably
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arriving
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late.

End of.
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Chimpanzees
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silky
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52DD's
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Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2007, 07:23:19 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2007, 07:30:36 PM
MORNINGTON CRESCENT






































 drumroll:
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Post by: ice and a slice on May 24, 2007, 07:43:27 PM
That's 2 words!!!
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Hamleys
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jetty
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Post by: Nick on May 25, 2007, 01:16:48 PM
will this never end?
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2007, 01:16:48 PM
will this never end?
I think you just ended it...  point:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 01:22:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2007, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2007, 01:16:48 PM
will this never end?
I think you just ended it...  point:
So you buy the drinks  happy001 point:
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 01:34:00 PM
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Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2007, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2007, 01:16:48 PM
will this never end?
I think you just ended it...  point:
So you buy the drinks  happy001 point:
lol: happy001  point:  drumroll:
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 01:48:01 PM
 eastdrink048
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their
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latest
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game
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caused
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severe
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wind
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emanating
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various
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directions
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the
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in
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sprinkles
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whipped
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single....
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pasteurised
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frequently
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fenced
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off
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unwittingly
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as
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homogeneous
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authentic
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yet
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strangely
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bloated
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grannies
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Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2007, 07:51:54 PM
muffs.


* I do miss Barman's summations... hic *
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Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2007, 07:53:13 PM
keep
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suppurating
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and
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never
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really
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seem
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Post by: Barman on May 28, 2007, 07:06:57 AM
The latest game instantly caused severe wind emanating from various directions including the voluminous yet pungent and unfathomable just desserts smothered in all kinds of sprinkles and whipped single pasteurised fresh never sold honestly but frequently fenced off unwittingly disguised as homogonous authentic pro-biotic yet strangely bloated grannies muffs keep suppurating and never really seem

to
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appeal
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to
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any
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Aliens
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who
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dared
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enter
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Sigourney Weaver
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 censored:
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from
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her
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watertight
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drawers  doors  redface:
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discovered
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when
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rummaging
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amongst
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her
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drawer
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catalogues
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of
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Vinyl
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carpets
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burning
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desperately
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because
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friction
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burns
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are
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unpleasant
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especially
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on
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the
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nose
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when
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rubbing
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someone's
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shagpile
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scrapes
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off
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superfluous
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yet
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unpleasant
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Post by: Barman on May 29, 2007, 11:48:41 AM
and
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smelly
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multi-coloured
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vomit
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supplied
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by
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wedding
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peach
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underpants
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wearing
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and
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tearing
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in
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sympathy
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with
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those
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others
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that
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stretched
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beyond
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elastic
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bounderies
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2007, 02:50:59 PM
of
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 29, 2007, 02:52:48 PM
time
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Post by: Nick on May 29, 2007, 03:09:44 PM
Mornington Crescent. Will this never end?
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Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2007, 03:22:43 PM
no
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Post by: Barman on May 29, 2007, 03:23:57 PM
said
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Nick
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 29, 2007, 03:40:03 PM
who
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desperately
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needed
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Post by: Barman on May 29, 2007, 03:43:13 PM
some
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Post by: Bar Wench on May 29, 2007, 03:47:35 PM
peace
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2007, 03:49:28 PM
which
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2007, 03:50:42 PM
he
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 29, 2007, 03:51:15 PM
desperately
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2007, 03:51:59 PM
passionately
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2007, 04:10:41 PM
won't
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
get.

Crescington Morn  drumroll:
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2007, 04:41:08 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 29, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
get.

Crescington Morn  drumroll:

Bravo lad, a fine move.

I will just have a gin and tonic as it is a bit early yet.

The others will let you know in due course.
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2007, 04:52:43 PM
Ice and a slice in that? Or d'you want to go commando?  eyes:
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2007, 04:58:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 29, 2007, 04:52:43 PM
Ice and a slice in that? Or d'you want to go commando?  eyes:

The Wench knows my standard preference. whistle:
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2007, 07:20:56 AM
Okay, this is what we came up with?

Quote from: Us lot
The latest game instantly caused severe wind emanating from various directions including the voluminous yet pungent and unfathomable just desserts smothered in all kinds of sprinkles and whipped single pasteurised fresh never sold honestly but frequently fenced off unwittingly disguised as homogonous authentic pro-biotic yet strangely bloated grannies muffs keep suppurating and never really seem to appeal to any Aliens who dared enter Sigourney Weaver (censored) from underneath her watertight doors discovered surprisingly when rummaging amongst her drawer catalogues of vinyl carpets burning desperately because friction burns are unpleasant especially on the nose when rubbing someone?s shagpile scrapes off superfluous yet unpleasant and smelly multi?coloured vomit supplied by wedding peach underpants wearing and tearing in sympathy with those others that stretched beyond elastic boundaries of time no said Nick who desperately needed some peace which he desperately passionately won?t get.

How ?bout a competition to see who can make the best story from it just by adding punctuation and say an additional ten words of your choosing?   whistle:
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2007, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2007, 07:20:56 AM
How ?bout a competition to see who can make the best story from it just by adding punctuation and say an additional ten words of your choosing? 
surrender:
You are Joyce Grenfell re-incarnated.

What is the first prize, a romantic dinner with wench?
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 30, 2007, 08:20:47 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2007, 08:13:09 AM
What is the first prize, a romantic dinner with wench?

And the second prize is...



two romantic dinners with Wenchy.

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Hat, coat, door
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Bar Wench on May 30, 2007, 11:24:36 AM
 censored: evil: censored: evil: censored: evil: censored: evil: censored:
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2007, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 30, 2007, 11:24:36 AM
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No dear, you have to use all the words from the original story plus up to ten of your own?  noooo:
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2007, 11:28:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2007, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 30, 2007, 11:24:36 AM
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No dear, you have to use all the words from the original story plus up to ten of your own?  noooo:

I take it "Sausage Surprise" is off the bar snacks menu today?
Title: Re: Story Time
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2007, 11:39:08 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2007, 11:28:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2007, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 30, 2007, 11:24:36 AM
censored: evil: censored: evil: censored: evil: censored: evil: censored:
No dear, you have to use all the words from the original story plus up to ten of your own?  noooo:

I take it "Sausage Surprise" is off the bar snacks menu today?
Forever...  noooo: