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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 07:32:46 PM

Title: One for Wenchy
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 07:32:46 PM

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly; him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. '

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Title: Re: One for Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2008, 07:52:41 PM

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: One for Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2008, 06:23:21 AM

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: One for Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on April 01, 2008, 07:52:49 AM

Soo true.  lol: