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Title: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
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<snigger>

A Big boy called Nick made me post this.
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2008, 04:32:27 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2008, 12:59:19 AM
 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2008, 06:13:53 AM
He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged  rubschin:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 06:40:02 AM
He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged  rubschin:
whistle:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 05:20:39 PM
He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged  rubschin:

Are you suggesting that Wenchy is really LL in disguise, making Mr Wench our Baldy Barman?  eeek:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2008, 05:22:13 PM
 shrugs: I only supply the gags ~ you interpret then anyway you want.
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 05:26:52 PM
I didnt interpret the cartoon Snoop, just questioned JOM's interpretation so I'd know whether or not to get to a minimum safe distance.  scared2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2008, 05:33:46 PM
Oh! In that case "Run for your lives"
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 05:43:09 PM
If it wasnt for the fact that I dont know what would be more dangerous I'd consider standing by Nick instead of legging it as he seems to be Wench proof. This could be as a result of decades of surviving catastrophies.
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2008, 07:48:46 PM
He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged  rubschin:

Are you suggesting that Wenchy is really LL in disguise, making Mr Wench our Baldy Barman?  eeek:

Can I plead the fifth?

My comments referred to the bloke in the cartoon ONLY

 scared: Tell me when it's safe to come out
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 09:51:13 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 10:26:01 AM
<snigger>
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 10:46:59 AM
 whistle:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 10:55:26 AM
And you all wonder why I have been scarce recently!  noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2008, 11:24:47 AM
And you all wonder why I have been scarce recently!  noooo:

 happy100
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 12:21:49 PM
And you all wonder why I have been scarce recently!  noooo:


I 'spect your dainty and pert little bottom would fall straight through!













Can I have that extra Bonio now please
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 12:56:10 PM
You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Well half a bone is better than none ~ as I was trying to explain to Mrs S only the other night  redface:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 12:58:31 PM
You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Can I have a cream egg please?  cloud9:
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Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
Well half a bone is better than none ~ as I was trying to explain to Mrs S only the other night  redface:

 eeek:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 01:33:12 PM
You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Can I have a cream egg please?  cloud9:
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If you can pry them out of Mr Wench's hands you can have them all. I think they are  sick2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2008, 01:35:33 PM
Do my eyes decieve me? There is a form of Chocolate that Wenchy doesnt like?  eeek:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 01:38:34 PM
It's not the choc ~ it's the fondant filling  sick2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2008, 01:38:48 PM
It's because they are eggs.Reminds her of her mum noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 01:39:44 PM
It's not the choc ~ it's the fondant filling  sick2:

Exactly! In fact when I have been desperate and that is all there has been in the house I have been known to remove the filling and eat just the shell.
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 01:54:11 PM
You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Can I have a cream egg please?  cloud9:
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If you can pry them out of Mr Wench's hands you can have them all. I think they are  sick2:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! They are, um yumster!  whistle:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 01:56:26 PM
No they are vomititious.
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 01:58:02 PM
No they are vomititious.
No, I think you'll find they are yumalicious!  cloud9:

I bought a box of six from Debenahms on Monday and ate the lot...  cloud9:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 01:58:53 PM
How were you in Debenhams!?!?!  eeek:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 02:01:55 PM
How were you in Debenhams!?!?!  eeek:
Debenhams in Pafos...  whistle:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 02:09:53 PM
ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 02:13:15 PM
ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!?!?
No!  ::)

I was in Debenhams ion Pafos in Cyprus...  noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 02:15:54 PM
Sorry you were serious. They have a Debenhams in Cyprus?!?!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2008, 02:38:22 PM
Except they call it Zorbanhams over there  whistle:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 02:39:14 PM
Sorry you were serious. They have a Debenhams in Cyprus?!?!?!?  eeek:
Of course... and M&S, Macdonalds, Burger King, KFC, etc.  cloud9:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 02:39:46 PM
Oh and Next and loads of others wot I can't remember...  noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2008, 02:49:06 PM
Yes but you have luxury apartments from £80k. Even I could afford that mortgage  cussing:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 02:49:43 PM
Even I could afford it and that is saying something!
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
I'm curretnyl trying to work out if I can telecommute. If I can work out how to justify that to the management then Spain here I come.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 03:07:24 PM
In those circumstances it is well worth it!
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins ~ and that was just after she had eaten her school lunch.
She is still stick thin evil:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 03:43:01 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 03:43:17 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 03:47:08 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:

One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 03:51:56 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:

One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say!  noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 03:53:27 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:

One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say!  noooo:

Do you want me to type it for you?
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 03:56:54 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:

One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say!  noooo:

Do you want me to type it for you?
If you dare...  scared2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 03:59:42 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:

One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say!  noooo:

Do you want me to type it for you?
If you dare...  scared2:

You will have to PM it to me so I can paste it in. I mean I have no idea what thoughts go through your mind.... noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:00:27 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)

Spain has an Ikea now.  cloud9:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:01:02 PM
Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins

 worthy: worthy: worthy:

One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say!  noooo:

I have no clue what you would say here!  eeek:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 04:01:53 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)

Spain has an Ikea now.  cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc.  point:

We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:02:30 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)

Spain has an Ikea now.  cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc.  point:

We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...

<stalks off nose in air>
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 04:05:37 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)

Spain has an Ikea now.  cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc.  point:

We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...

<stalks off nose in air>
<trips over hound and falls flat on face>
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 04:07:41 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)

Spain has an Ikea now.  cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc.  point:

We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...

<stalks off nose in air>
<trips over hound and falls flat on face>

If you roll up the 'Sunday Times' realyy tightly you could prolly knock an elephant out with it. Just a thought.  rubschin:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:10:09 PM
Spain has NONE of those shops!  angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course...  ::)

Spain has an Ikea now.  cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc.  point:

We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...

<stalks off nose in air>
<trips over hound and falls flat on face>

If you roll up the 'Sunday Times' realyy tightly you could prolly knock an elephant out with it. Just a thought.  rubschin:

Then you could BBQ by burning the supplements.  rubschin:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 04:13:45 PM
 eeek: But you're not Vietnamese!!!
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:31:30 PM
eeek: But you're not Vietnamese!!!

I could be tempted!  angry041:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 04:41:31 PM
So could I  eyes:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 04:43:48 PM
So could I  eyes:
eyes:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 04:44:56 PM
So could I  eyes:
eyes:

I can feel a stamping of feet coming on here.  scared2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
So could I  eyes:
eyes:

I can feel a stamping of feet coming on here.  scared2:
I feel a thwack coming on...  noooo:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:46:34 PM
BEHAVE!
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 04:51:23 PM
BEHAVE!
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 rubschin:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 04:52:15 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 04:56:45 PM
Thank Heavens Nick is in Chester ~ he'd be poking that with a stick by now. scared2:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 04:57:40 PM
Thank Heavens Nick is in Chester ~ he'd be poking that with a stick by now. scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2008, 08:00:40 PM
He wasn't. He was in Debenahms. It's a corner kiosk in Limassol
Title: Re: MR WENCH ~ A WARNING
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 08:37:36 PM
He wasn't. He was in Debenahms. It's a corner kiosk in Limassol
rubschin:
We have two Debenhams in Limassol...  whistle: