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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on March 25, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
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A Big boy called Nick made me post this.
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happy001
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drumroll: drumroll:
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He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged rubschin:
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He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged rubschin:
whistle:
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He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged rubschin:
Are you suggesting that Wenchy is really LL in disguise, making Mr Wench our Baldy Barman? eeek:
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shrugs: I only supply the gags ~ you interpret then anyway you want.
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I didnt interpret the cartoon Snoop, just questioned JOM's interpretation so I'd know whether or not to get to a minimum safe distance. scared2:
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Oh! In that case "Run for your lives"
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If it wasnt for the fact that I dont know what would be more dangerous I'd consider standing by Nick instead of legging it as he seems to be Wench proof. This could be as a result of decades of surviving catastrophies.
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He appears to be whistling, he appears to be folically challenged rubschin:
Are you suggesting that Wenchy is really LL in disguise, making Mr Wench our Baldy Barman? eeek:
Can I plead the fifth?
My comments referred to the bloke in the cartoon ONLY
scared: Tell me when it's safe to come out
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evil:
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<snigger>
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whistle:
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And you all wonder why I have been scarce recently! noooo:
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And you all wonder why I have been scarce recently! noooo:
happy100
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And you all wonder why I have been scarce recently! noooo:
I 'spect your dainty and pert little bottom would fall straight through!
Can I have that extra Bonio now please
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You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
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Well half a bone is better than none ~ as I was trying to explain to Mrs S only the other night redface:
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You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Can I have a cream egg please? cloud9:
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Well half a bone is better than none ~ as I was trying to explain to Mrs S only the other night redface:
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You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Can I have a cream egg please? cloud9:
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If you can pry them out of Mr Wench's hands you can have them all. I think they are sick2:
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Do my eyes decieve me? There is a form of Chocolate that Wenchy doesnt like? eeek:
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It's not the choc ~ it's the fondant filling sick2:
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It's because they are eggs.Reminds her of her mum noooo:
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It's not the choc ~ it's the fondant filling sick2:
Exactly! In fact when I have been desperate and that is all there has been in the house I have been known to remove the filling and eat just the shell.
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You can have half! You don't deserve a whole one!
Can I have a cream egg please? cloud9:
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If you can pry them out of Mr Wench's hands you can have them all. I think they are sick2:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! They are, um yumster! whistle:
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No they are vomititious.
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No they are vomititious.
No, I think you'll find they are yumalicious! cloud9:
I bought a box of six from Debenahms on Monday and ate the lot... cloud9:
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How were you in Debenhams!?!?! eeek:
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How were you in Debenhams!?!?! eeek:
Debenhams in Pafos... whistle:
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ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!?!?
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ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!?!?
No! ::)
I was in Debenhams ion Pafos in Cyprus... noooo:
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Sorry you were serious. They have a Debenhams in Cyprus?!?!?!? eeek:
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Except they call it Zorbanhams over there whistle:
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Sorry you were serious. They have a Debenhams in Cyprus?!?!?!? eeek:
Of course... and M&S, Macdonalds, Burger King, KFC, etc. cloud9:
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Oh and Next and loads of others wot I can't remember... noooo:
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
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Yes but you have luxury apartments from £80k. Even I could afford that mortgage cussing:
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Even I could afford it and that is saying something!
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I'm curretnyl trying to work out if I can telecommute. If I can work out how to justify that to the management then Spain here I come. eveilgrin:
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In those circumstances it is well worth it!
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins ~ and that was just after she had eaten her school lunch.
She is still stick thin evil:
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say! noooo:
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say! noooo:
Do you want me to type it for you?
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say! noooo:
Do you want me to type it for you?
If you dare... scared2:
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say! noooo:
Do you want me to type it for you?
If you dare... scared2:
You will have to PM it to me so I can paste it in. I mean I have no idea what thoughts go through your mind.... noooo:
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
Spain has an Ikea now. cloud9:
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Mrs S once ate 34 cream eggs in 30 mins
worthy: worthy: worthy:
One can do these things when in sixth form ~ apparently sick2: sick2: sick2:
Do… not… under… any… circumstances… type… what… you….are…thinking… resist… resist I say! noooo:
I have no clue what you would say here! eeek:
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
Spain has an Ikea now. cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc. point:
We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
Spain has an Ikea now. cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc. point:
We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...
<stalks off nose in air>
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
Spain has an Ikea now. cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc. point:
We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...
<stalks off nose in air>
<trips over hound and falls flat on face>
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
Spain has an Ikea now. cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc. point:
We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...
<stalks off nose in air>
<trips over hound and falls flat on face>
If you roll up the 'Sunday Times' realyy tightly you could prolly knock an elephant out with it. Just a thought. rubschin:
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Spain has NONE of those shops! angry041:
Oh and Ikea of course... ::)
Spain has an Ikea now. cloud9:
But no M&S, Debenhams, etc. point:
We are getting a Tesco in Pafos soon too...
<stalks off nose in air>
<trips over hound and falls flat on face>
If you roll up the 'Sunday Times' realyy tightly you could prolly knock an elephant out with it. Just a thought. rubschin:
Then you could BBQ by burning the supplements. rubschin:
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eeek: But you're not Vietnamese!!!
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eeek: But you're not Vietnamese!!!
I could be tempted! angry041:
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So could I eyes:
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So could I eyes:
eyes:
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So could I eyes:
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I can feel a stamping of feet coming on here. scared2:
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So could I eyes:
eyes:
I can feel a stamping of feet coming on here. scared2:
I feel a thwack coming on... noooo:
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BEHAVE!
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BEHAVE!
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rubschin:
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Banghead
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Thank Heavens Nick is in Chester ~ he'd be poking that with a stick by now. scared2:
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Thank Heavens Nick is in Chester ~ he'd be poking that with a stick by now. scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
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He wasn't. He was in Debenahms. It's a corner kiosk in Limassol
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He wasn't. He was in Debenahms. It's a corner kiosk in Limassol
rubschin:
We have two Debenhams in Limassol... whistle: