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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on May 21, 2007, 11:17:59 PM
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I have a desk at work 4ft by 2 ft beech effect, and a red chair adjustable height, back and arm rests and a pumpy cushiony thing. Much the same as about a hundred other desks in the office.
Why the concern about mine? It took me months to get the phone so wound up that when i let it go it hangs up. I have a filing system, the paper near the top of the pile is the stuff i have read most recently. There may be a meal inside my keyboard but we may go on an outside adventure pursuit in the Brechen Beacons get stranded without food and my keyboard come to the rescue.
I don't pass judgement on other peoples desks, well except those with cuddly toys (emotionally unstable), too many family photos (my sperm works), excessive gadgets (it geek/paedo), too tidy (work-shy delegator).
Hey retards, leave my desk alone!
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I have a desk at work 4ft by 2 ft beech effect, and a red chair adjustable height, back and arm rests and a pumpy cushiony thing. Much the same as about a hundred other desks in the office.
Why the concern about mine? It took me months to get the phone so wound up that when i let it go it hangs up. I have a filing system, the paper near the top of the pile is the stuff i have read most recently. There may be a meal inside my keyboard but we may go on an outside adventure pursuit in the Brechen Beacons get stranded without food and my keyboard come to the rescue.
I don't pass judgement on other peoples desks, well except those with cuddly toys (emotionally unstable), too many family photos (my sperm works), excessive gadgets (it geek/paedo), too tidy (work-shy delegator).
Hey retards, leave my desk alone!
Indeed ? a man?s desk is rather like his garden shed (or basement) ? a sanctuary from the cruel world outside.
I choose to have my desk piled high (literally) with junk and rubbish ? I?d post a picture but I?m sure the camera is in there somewhere and moving such a large object could cause an avalanche.
I laugh at companies that have clear desk policies ? everybody just skooshes everything into the bottom drawer when they leave for the evening which is where it remains, forgotten and incomplete only to be covered by another layer the following evening. Tossers.
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I posted a very similar thread in another place 2 years ago. This is blatant plagiarism and, moreover, infringes my copyright.
I am reporting the entire matter to my solicitors. We shall see what they have to say about the matter. This is VERY serious!! evil:
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I posted a very similar thread in another place 2 years ago. This is blatant plagiarism and, moreover, infringes my copyright.
I am reporting the entire matter to my solicitors. We shall see what they have to say about the matter. This is VERY serious!! evil:
How very dare you????
We see your solicitors and raise you our team of highly paid barristers for whom you will be receiving the bill in due course! point:
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And I'm going to tell my Dad!!
Pity he died in 1982 cry:
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But my Dad is bigger than your Dad!
Although mine was cremated. Do you think that means he is smaller. eeek:
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and i'm hiring Rumpole of the Bailey and selling my story to Chat magazine; "They stole my story "
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But my Dad is bigger than your Dad!
Although mine was cremated. Do you think that means he is smaller. eeek:
Mine was too. Depends how big he was to start with!
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But my Dad is bigger than your Dad!
Although mine was cremated. Do you think that means he is smaller. eeek:
Mine was too. Depends how big he was to start with!
Mine was cremated too ? do you think you really get the right bits back or do they have a big old coal bunker full of ashes and just take a shovel-full out of the little door at the bottom? rubschin:
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My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages! eeek:
And can we get this back to desks now?
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My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages! eeek:
And can we get this back to desks now?
Our barrister says 'yes' - that'll be five hundred Pounds please. whistle:
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I sorted some documents out this morning which require a signature. I put them aside intending to go and see the guy this afternoon but he's just popped in so it's a case of "hang on I've got something for you"
Could I find the papers? confused:
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Well my solicitor suggested I see a quack. But he still charged me ?150. cry:
I think I might try Trading Standards! Back soon!
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And I'm going to tell my Dad!!
Pity he died in 1982 cry:
Judging by a week in the life of Nick the fella probably needed a rest. Perhaps he came back as 'the boy' for revenge!
After copying your post Nick i changed the desk measurements and your chair was blue thus null and void. However, should your solicitors feel the need to write I'm sure my desk can accomodate their correspondance...
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My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages! eeek:
And can we get this back to desks now?
I woild like my ashes scattered over the slopes and valley's of Cherie Blair. I have not been well you know.
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My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages! eeek:
And can we get this back to desks now?
I woild like my ashes scattered over the slopes and valley's of Cherie Blair. I have not been well you know.
How would you feel if we stuffed them into her big, fat, ugly gob whilst still contained within the urn? cussing:
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I have a desk at work 4ft by 2 ft beech effect, and a red chair adjustable height, back and arm rests and a pumpy cushiony thing. Much the same as about a hundred other desks in the office.
Huh! NOT impressed! I have two black Executive comfy chairs.
I have three desks. Desk three is a 4x2 top that has... Hang on... a computer and five assorted recording devices, a laminator, a guillotine and some plastic pouch thingies. - Oh, and several remote controls and a tripod. Desk two is smaller and contains all the files that won't fit on the main desk.
Desk one is 12 feet x 3. It is home to three computers two printers and a dreaded Wi-Fi router. There is a weather center because I occasionally wonder what it's like outside. There is a mini hi-fi that plays endless MP3 tracks, it's been going about a year and I don't think I've heard any repeats. Three phones and a LOT of files and papers.
My filing system is remarkably similar to Mr. Happy's despite two filing cabinets which contain several boxes of cables and a supply of emergency snacks . I will get around to it soon.
The desk is always full up with things I am doing, as I do lots of things at the same time (multitasking genius) they tend to get mixed up a bit, last week I was building a computer which turned out to be a video recorder, but I digress, I thought I would put a shelf over the desk to accommodate all the things I can't put away, It was great for a while but that filled up too, so I put a second shelf and... Well, there are four shelves now and I can see to my amazement that I have a marble (effect) desktop - I could have sworn it was leather...
Anyway, I have concluded that stuff will continue to fill all available space until it is all full, as there is no wall space left for more shelves or floor space for any more cupboards, desks or drawers I will soon be putting the theory to the test. I am very busy!
Nick's claim does not hold water because he never mentioned desk size so the subsequent posts are improvements over the original and therefore cannot be held to be copies. Away with you Sir, You are a charlatan!
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My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages! eeek:
And can we get this back to desks now?
I woild like my ashes scattered over the slopes and valley's of Cherie Blair. I have not been well you know.
How would you feel if we stuffed them into her big, fat, ugly gob whilst still contained within the urn? cussing:
Not a fan the Barman? lol:
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My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages! eeek:
And can we get this back to desks now?
I woild like my ashes scattered over the slopes and valley's of Cherie Blair. I have not been well you know.
How would you feel if we stuffed them into her big, fat, ugly gob whilst still contained within the urn? cussing:
Not a fan the Barman? lol:
Does it show? redface:
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This is a libel on Cherie Blair. You will be hearing from her solicitors. Actually, come to think of it you can hear fro her personally.
Mind you if I were married to her I would go to Trading Standards!
Are there any pictures of her from the time when she and Bliar met? It is vaguely possible that she may, just, perhaps, have been attractive once. I bet someone can find one!
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This is a libel on Cherie Blair. You will be hearing from her solicitors. Actually, come to think of it you can hear fro her personally.
Mind you if I were married to her I would go to Trading Standards!
Are there any pictures of her from the time when she and Bliar met? It is vaguely possible that she may, just, perhaps, have been attractive once. I bet someone can find one!
She doesn't look too bad in this one...
char067
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Nope ~ Can't find any of Cherie as a youngster but I did find this one ..... Over to you.
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