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Title: Desperate Virgins
Post by: ice and a slice on May 21, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
OMG!! eeek:

So they haven't "done it" for over 40 years and then tell ***million people on TV they want to "do it".  A fulfilling close personal experience???  I don't think so.
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Mr Happy on May 21, 2007, 10:44:35 PM
Quote from: ice and a slice link=topic=317. msg3966#msg3966 date=1179785892
OMG!! eeek:

So they haven't "done it" for over 40 years and then tell ***million people on TV they want to "do it".   A fulfilling close personal experience???  I don't think so.

I blame Branson, stopping the trains at Preston, no Sky One, how the hell are we meant to go all the way?
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: GROWLER on May 21, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 21, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
OMG!! eeek:

So they haven't "done it" for over 40 years and then tell ***million people on TV they want to "do it".  A fulfilling close personal experience???  I don't think so.


What the hell is THIS all about then?
A link would be dead helpful like. ;)
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2007, 06:17:19 AM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 21, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
OMG!! eeek:

So they haven't "done it" for over 40 years and then tell ***million people on TV they want to "do it".  A fulfilling close personal experience???  I don't think so.
bugger - I forgot to record it again...  cussing:
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2007, 07:31:03 AM
Quote from: Mr Happy on May 21, 2007, 10:44:35 PM
stopping the trains at Preston. .
Inverness according to the song I think?
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: ice and a slice on May 22, 2007, 07:35:16 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 21, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 21, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
OMG!! eeek:

So they haven't "done it" for over 40 years and then tell ***million people on TV they want to "do it".  A fulfilling close personal experience???  I don't think so.


What the hell is THIS all about then?
A link would be dead helpful like. ;)

It's a Channel 4 programme about how 3 40 something people want to lose their virginity and how they go about it - in detail!!! 

www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/desperate.html
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2007, 07:40:03 AM
It appears to be virgin season on Channel 4. Wasn't Wenchy banging on about some programme recently?

One of the virgins:  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.channel4.com%2Fhealth%2Fmicrosites%2FV%2Fvirgins%2Fimages%2Fdesperate1.jpg&hash=81b14580e7f51d38270ce696439a131c7ca81e16)

"Don't worry this won't hurt one bit"

Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2007, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 22, 2007, 07:35:16 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 21, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 21, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
OMG!! eeek:

So they haven't "done it" for over 40 years and then tell ***million people on TV they want to "do it".  A fulfilling close personal experience???  I don't think so.


What the hell is THIS all about then?
A link would be dead helpful like. ;)

It's a Channel 4 programme about how 3 40 something people want to lose their virginity and how they go about it - in detail!!! 

www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/desperate.html
how could you get to 40 and still be a virgin?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.channel4.com%2Fhealth%2Fmicrosites%2FV%2Fvirgins%2Fimages%2Fdesperate1.jpg&hash=81b14580e7f51d38270ce696439a131c7ca81e16)

Oh, I see...  redface:
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Bar Wench on May 22, 2007, 07:51:08 AM
How did I miss this!?!?!? Was it as good as the Virgin School one? Were any of them two underpant wearing paper boys that still live at home?
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: ice and a slice on May 22, 2007, 08:31:30 AM
Virgin School was more ...erm....explicit! eeek:

Still, the virgins haven't got round to the experience yet so watch this space...

I just don't see how doing it in front of millions of TV viewers is going to help.
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2007, 08:40:47 AM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 22, 2007, 08:31:30 AM


I just don't see how doing it in front of millions of TV viewers is going to help.

What? Are they actually going to bonk on tv? sick2:
Title: Re: Desperate Virgins
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2007, 08:44:58 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 22, 2007, 08:40:47 AM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 22, 2007, 08:31:30 AM


I just don't see how doing it in front of millions of TV viewers is going to help.

What? Are they actually going to bonk on tv? sick2:
No doubt with some dodgy ?phone in con too!  noooo:

Dial 0909 456 123 for ?can?t get it up?
Dial 0909 456 124 for ?premature ejaculation?
etc.

All at ?1 per minute which is probably longer than he?ll last!  point: