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Title: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 12:41:10 PM
You may have noticed that I’ve added (!) some google ads to the forum…  whistle:

I don’t think you’ll find that they have a detrimental effect on the site or its performance but they will hopefully recoup (in some part anyway) the costs of hosting this wonderful site for you all.

Let me know if you have any problems with them.

The ads are automatically placed based on content – if nothing else it will be interesting to see what they think we are – expect ads for straightjackets, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2008, 12:43:15 PM
What Google ads?

Can't say that I've noticed any - or are they subliminal?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 12:44:02 PM
What Google ads?

Can't say that I've noticed any - or are they subliminal?
Deeply...  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 12:47:02 PM
What Google ads?

Can't say that I've noticed any - or are they subliminal?

Look at the top of the page Marley  ::) That's UP THERE ^
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 12:48:29 PM
What Google ads?

Can't say that I've noticed any - or are they subliminal?

Look at the top of the page Marley  ::) That's UP THERE ^
He prolly has some clever ad-blocking software!  Banghead
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 12:52:34 PM
I see no ads.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 19, 2008, 12:53:14 PM
Neither do I  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 12:53:34 PM
What Google ads?

Can't say that I've noticed any - or are they subliminal?

Look at the top of the page Marley  ::) That's UP THERE ^
He prolly has some clever ad-blocking software!  Banghead

 rubschin: .................... Nah ~ I wouldn't do that to you BM .... I know you have our best interests at heart
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 12:53:58 PM
He's prolly pissed again.  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
I hope you have made a back up in case it explodes in our faces.  scared2:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 12:59:10 PM
Well I can see them!  Banghead
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 01:01:04 PM
So can I.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqxH7Li.jpg&hash=64592acd05aaad2a771dfca51a1dbcfa76020450) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqxH7Li)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:01:28 PM
I am stunned by the lack of ads.

Is this why the mods keep performing 'unknown actions' or doing 'nothing, or nothing you can see' type things? They are preparing to fuck u improve the forum?

Would you like me to send some money? Or amazon vouchers? Choccys?

I'm frightened now.  surrender:

Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:02:27 PM
Mods can see them. Plebs cant.  point:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:03:06 PM
I am stunned by the lack of ads.

Is this why the mods keep performing 'unknown actions' or doing 'nothing, or nothing you can see' type things? They are preparing to fuck u improve the forum?

Would you like me to send some money? Or amazon vouchers? Choccys?

I'm frightened now.  surrender:


Send cash... used fivers will do... or Euros... no Dollars... whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: tel on March 19, 2008, 01:04:24 PM
Can't see anything.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:05:48 PM
I too can see them and "unseen actions" usually means we are checking out an IP adddress to see who is "looking in" at us. OK? evil: We have your interests at heart.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:05:56 PM
Mods can see them. Plebs cant.  point:
redface:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:06:45 PM
Can't see anything.

All three admin can see them ..... trouble is we can never tell when you lot are taking the p*ss  confused:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:09:39 PM
Can't see anything.

All three admin can see them ..... trouble is we can never tell when you lot are taking the p*ss  confused:

Not me boss!

I logged in and out and still nothing.

Bit ironic if only mods can see em. Would this mean if we start posting things about DIY you 3 get plastered with B&Q ads?

Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
They are right you know.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqxIDxJ.jpg&hash=626855f675a57611a13c5534a186a9482e592cc0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqxIDxJ)

If I'm not logged in they aren't there!  eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:10:34 PM
WALLPAPER
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:11:06 PM
WALLPAPER

PASTE
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:11:24 PM
CAVITY WALL INSULATION
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:12:13 PM
They are right you know.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqxIDxJ.jpg&hash=626855f675a57611a13c5534a186a9482e592cc0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqxIDxJ)

If I'm not logged in they aren't there!  eeek:

It's the newness of it I 'spec... I'll get me spanners out and have another look at it...  surrender:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
BARGE BOARDS AND SOFFITS
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2008, 01:13:28 PM
Me neither - can't see nowt

But I'm not complaining - it's not in my nature lol:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:14:42 PM
DONKEY SANCTUARY


WTF is a barge board?  rubschin:

TG : DIY guru
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 19, 2008, 01:16:54 PM
I see no ads either. Not that I'm complaining  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:17:52 PM
BM's at it again. Unknown action. Brace yorselves chaps.  scared2:

Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:18:52 PM
BM's at it again. Unknown action. Brace yorselves chaps.  scared2:


I've thumped it!  whistle:

Doesn't work if I log-out either...  Banghead

I'll pull some of the wires out - what could go wrong?  eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:19:22 PM
DONKEY SANCTUARY


WTF is a barge board?  rubschin:

TG : DIY guru

The bits of wood under the edge of your roof  ::)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:19:49 PM
BM's at it again. Unknown action. Brace yorselves chaps.  scared2:


I've thumped it!  whistle:

Doesn't work if I log-out either...  Banghead

I'll pull some of the wires out - what could go wrong?  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:20:38 PM
DONKEY SANCTUARY


WTF is a barge board?  rubschin:

TG : DIY guru

The bits of wood under the edge of your roof  ::)

Aha. I understand now.  rubschin:

LEATHER SOFA
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:21:57 PM
There, I fixed it I bet!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 01:22:43 PM
It really is quite scarey back there.  scared2:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:23:32 PM
It really is quite scarey back there.  scared2:
redface: I'll clear up the mess later...  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2008, 01:23:39 PM
There, I fixed it I bet!  cloud9:

Think I preferred it without  cry:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:23:55 PM
There, I fixed it I bet!  cloud9:

Nope.  noooo:

Give Wenchy the spanners.  happy088
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: tel on March 19, 2008, 01:25:36 PM
Can see em now, but there is a 30 second pause between ads appearing and rest of page loading!
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:26:38 PM
No ads and it wont let me log out.

I mean I dont usually log out but i just tried to and it wont let me. Should it let me? Should I be even more frightened?

Update: I think its trying to display them, at least it's slowed down a lot and the info bar says something about google for a moment.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: tel on March 19, 2008, 01:30:07 PM
The ads I'm seeing are all pub related -

Solid Wooden Bars
Home bars, Hand made wooden bars Luxury bars, Bar Cabinets
www.dukewood.com

Public House Insurance
Search the market for great deals. Compare rates and apply online.
www.infoseekeruk.com
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
Maybe if we ask Tel nicely he'll post all the ad's for the rest of us.  lol:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 01:34:27 PM
Do you think we need a poll?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:35:24 PM
Do you think we need a poll?

We could advertise for one.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:35:55 PM
Do you think we need a poll?
Go on then...  surrender:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: tel on March 19, 2008, 01:37:23 PM
Fat Badger Gastro Pub?  sick2:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:38:20 PM
Bierviltjes / Geurhangers
Nergens goedkoper, 500st €99,00 Topkwaliteit voor scherpe prijs!

 Banghead
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2008, 01:40:10 PM
Do you think we need a pill?

Several - and quite strong ones I would suggest (not like BM's doubles!)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 19, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
I see them now.

No need for a poll, BM is entitled to recoup his costs if he can.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:54:34 PM
Christ! Now there's a guest doing 'nothing, or nothing you can see'!  eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2008, 01:58:12 PM
Christ! Now there's a guest doing 'nothing, or nothing you can see'!  eeek:

That'll be the stool (and other quality bar furniture) salesman.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:13:14 PM
I see them now.

No need for a poll, BM is entitled to recoup his costs if he can.

That is sort of the crux of the matter. Some other members of the admin team have not the cash to help.  redface:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 02:26:44 PM
I see them now.

No need for a poll, BM is entitled to recoup his costs if he can.

That is sort of the crux of the matter. Some other members of the admin team have not the cash to help.  redface:

I have no problem with them either. 'specially as I cant see 'em.  eeek:

Shall I lend him a quid?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:28:10 PM
He doesn't seem to understand the concept of loan.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:29:42 PM
He doesn't seem to understand the concept of loan.
Or slate or tab...  cussing:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 19, 2008, 02:39:00 PM
Do you think we need a poll?

For poll dancing purposes? Only if you pilot it. I will pay for the webcam (with fisheye lens)... whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
Do you think we need a poll?

For poll dancing purposes? Only if you pilot it. I will pay for the webcam (with fisheye lens)... whistle:
Apparently there is photographic evidence from LL’s pole dancing hen weekend!  eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:41:33 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:41:57 PM
eeek:
eeek: Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 02:43:10 PM
AND?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
I agree with the hound. I NEEEEEEEED to see the pictures.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 02:45:21 PM
I also am mildy curious. Though not that bothered obviously.  ::)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:46:11 PM
I've yet to see them myself but...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
OK PM me with them ;)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:51:30 PM
OK PM me with them ;)
Only if PM stands for Post eM!  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 02:52:17 PM
We could trade  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:52:54 PM
We could trade  whistle:
eeek:

PM me!
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: tel on March 19, 2008, 02:55:49 PM
We demand transparency!

Although prints will do.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 03:00:54 PM
I think I know where this will end.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fcomputer011.gif&hash=2e2415d6000f50f73a993a1cbacdf5b33e1fd4b2)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 03:43:02 PM
I think I know where this will end.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fcomputer011.gif&hash=2e2415d6000f50f73a993a1cbacdf5b33e1fd4b2)
Prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 06:06:09 PM
At home now. No ads?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
At home now. No ads?  rubschin:
Bah!  Banghead

What browser are you using there?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 06:27:40 PM
Tried IE7 and Firefox.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 06:31:13 PM
Tried IE7 and Firefox.
No firewall or nuffink?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2008, 06:34:01 PM
I am stunned by the lack of ads.

Is this why the mods keep performing 'unknown actions' or doing 'nothing, or nothing you can see' type things? They are preparing to fuck u improve the forum?

Its simple

BM unknown action - Diverting the 'flavouring pipe' from the lav to the lager barrels in the cellar
Wenchy unknown action - Buying even more tat on the quiet.
Snoopy unknown action - legging it to the kennel as someone has told him the Red Baron is coming in

 whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 06:36:49 PM
I am stunned by the lack of ads.

Is this why the mods keep performing 'unknown actions' or doing 'nothing, or nothing you can see' type things? They are preparing to fuck u improve the forum?

Its simple

BM unknown action - Diverting the 'flavouring pipe' from the lav to the lager barrels in the cellar
Wenchy unknown action - Buying even more tat on the quiet.
Snoopy unknown action - legging it to the kennel as someone has told him the Red Baron is coming in

 whistle:
Unknown action from me is prolly investing all the money from the google ads in Krugerrands...  ::)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2008, 06:39:28 PM
Adding more to the hair transplant fund then BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 06:40:37 PM
Adding more to the hair transplant fund then BM  whistle:
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2008, 06:42:18 PM
Well it is a big job after all.  point:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 07:27:42 PM
Tried IE7 and Firefox.
No firewall or nuffink?

Kaspersky, behind router as well.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Mr Happy on March 19, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Would you like the odd random clicks on them, does this improve copperage?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 08:16:08 PM
Would you like the odd random clicks on them, does this improve copperage?
Oh yes... you can't have enough copperage... whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 09:12:08 PM
I now see adverts.  eeek:


Seattle lesbian nightlife? Good grief.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 05:49:58 AM
I now see adverts.  eeek:


Seattle lesbian nightlife? Good grief.

How did you do it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 20, 2008, 08:33:20 AM
Well. All very odd.

Put SP1 on Vista laptop at home and ads visible. Also visible on XP machine at home.

SP1 is now on this on this work PC and guess what? No ads.  rubschin:

Must be the firewall.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 12:23:32 PM
Well. All very odd.

Put SP1 on Vista laptop at home and ads visible. Also visible on XP machine at home.

SP1 is now on this on this work PC and guess what? No ads.  rubschin:

Must be the firewall.
Stupid firewall!  Banghead
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 20, 2008, 01:16:00 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 01:18:30 PM
cloud9:
All those missed clicking opportunities...  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 20, 2008, 01:25:40 PM
At home now. So I can see them.  cry:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 01:27:18 PM
At home now. So I can see them.  cry:
Yay!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 01:29:36 PM
Just seen 'Decorate your Man Cave'...  eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 20, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
Just as a matter of interest, does it generate income by just being there or from clicks on the ads or/and making a purchase from somewhere?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 01:35:08 PM
Just as a matter of interest, does it generate income by just being there or from clicks on the ads or/and making a purchase from somewhere?
No, you have to click them to generate income...  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2008, 08:53:44 AM
Theology Research  eeek:

How out of place is that?  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 21, 2008, 09:58:55 AM
DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN

 whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2008, 10:00:47 AM
DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN

 whistle:
doh:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 21, 2008, 10:02:10 AM
DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN

 whistle:
doh:

Not working. Lots of PVC ads though.  eyes:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2008, 10:04:15 AM
DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN DWARF PORN

 whistle:
doh:

Not working. Lots of PVC ads though.  eyes:
Love Making Positions
Free Mini Course - best positions. How I got 700 Dates in one year.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2008, 10:05:55 AM
It is a bit spooky – if you go into the restaurant it shows ads for reducing fat…  scared2:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Can we have some more apposite ads? Like for stocking tops, lingerie and stuff? eyes:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 05:29:54 PM
I suspect we may have to create a Bra Clips Bar for that to happen
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
I suspect we may have to create a Bra Clips Bar for that to happen
We have PTMS somewhere...  eyes:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 07:26:28 PM
 rubschin:


And why not!
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 24, 2008, 03:02:13 PM
I'm now on our old (work) laptop at home (XP) and I cant see the ads.

So in summary :

At work PC (Vista) : i forget if i can see ads or not.  rubschin:

At home (XP PC) : ads

At home (Vista laptop(wireless)) : ads

At home (XP laptop (wireless)) : no ads

Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2008, 03:03:36 PM
I'm now on our old (work) laptop at home (XP) and I cant see the ads.

So in summary :

At work PC (Vista) : i forget if i can see ads or not.  rubschin:

At home (XP PC) : ads

At home (Vista laptop(wireless)) : ads

At home (XP laptop (wireless)) : no ads



You are not missing much. whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2008, 03:21:40 PM
I'm now on our old (work) laptop at home (XP) and I cant see the ads.

So in summary :

At work PC (Vista) : i forget if i can see ads or not.  rubschin:

At home (XP PC) : ads

At home (Vista laptop(wireless)) : ads

At home (XP laptop (wireless)) : no ads



You are not missing much. whistle:
We could be tho!  Banghead
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 24, 2008, 03:44:39 PM
UPDATE for BM. Just turned Kaspersky off and ads have appeared.

I shall now turn it back on...
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2008, 03:46:44 PM
I'm now on our old (work) laptop at home (XP) and I cant see the ads.

So in summary :

At work PC (Vista) : i forget if i can see ads or not.  rubschin:

At home (XP PC) : ads

At home (Vista laptop(wireless)) : ads

At home (XP laptop (wireless)) : no ads



You are not missing much. whistle:
We could be tho!  Banghead

I'ze a-clickin' boss.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 24, 2008, 03:47:44 PM
Still there. I have clicked so I hope you appreciate it!  cry:

http://www.therichjerk.com/site/intro?hop=googlejerk&cp=googlejerk&gclid=cmae7t6lppicfq1i1aodffdsra
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2008, 04:18:47 PM
UPDATE for BM. Just turned Kaspersky off and ads have appeared.

I shall now turn it back on...
Banghead
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2008, 04:19:31 PM
I'm rolling in it... we've made $9.64 already...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 24, 2008, 04:31:37 PM
Kaspersky back on, unlike the adverts.  point:

Gone.

I was given 25 one year Licences for Kaspersky home protection from a supplier. Any body want a licence number?

 point:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
Kaspersky back on, unlike the adverts.  point:

Gone.

I was given 25 one year Licences for Kaspersky home protection from a supplier. Any body want a licence number?

 point:
No they bloody don't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2008, 05:04:06 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2008, 05:04:41 PM
rubschin:
And you especially don't Mr. Snoopy!  Angry9:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2008, 05:07:26 PM
rubschin:
And you especially don't Mr. Snoopy!  Angry9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpetcaretips.net%2Fsnoopy-red-baron-stress1.jpg&hash=a3eff5e0ea3b835810ff3d3f0285085cb976d54b)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 24, 2008, 05:08:30 PM
He might. Lack of PVC ads might lower the old blood pressure?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2008, 04:34:23 PM
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 eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2008, 08:04:58 PM
Am I being watched?

Ten rules to cut belly fat     www.fatloss4idiots.com

Five tips to lose belly fat     www.bellyfatisugly.net

And dare I click on Delias chopper and blender?  scared2:


Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 08:20:22 PM
Am I being watched?

Ten rules to cut belly fat     www.fatloss4idiots.com

Five tips to lose belly fat     www.bellyfatisugly.net

And dare I click on Delias chopper and blender?  scared2:



point:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 09:26:41 AM
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 point:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 10:32:31 AM
Free Relationships Advice
All your relationship questions answered online with ruThinking
www.RUThinking.co.uk

 point:
You clicked it didn't you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 10:39:22 AM
I would have clicked it. If I had seen it of course.  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 10:40:36 AM
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Are they saying we are all fat bastards?  eeek:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 10:41:11 AM
Guaranteed Weight Loss
Lose upto 1 pound per day Free registration. Free information
www.weight-loss-uk.co.uk

Lose 18lbs in 4 Days
Yes you read it correctly I will show you how step by step
www.18in4.net

How to Lose Weight
Safe Effective Weight Management With A Personal Wellness Coach
losingweightnow.co.uk

Walk Away the Weight
The online health & wellbeing coach Walk your Way to Losing Weight!
www.Fitbug.com/WeightLoss

Are they saying we are all fat bastards?  eeek:
No, they can target the ads to individuals now...  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2008, 10:42:56 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 10:44:12 AM
Except me.  cry:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 10:46:04 AM
All I can see are adverts for shiny new watches...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 10:53:29 AM
and debt consultation firms no doubt!
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on April 02, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
In Wales. Firefox 3 beta, same laptop, Hag-riding someones unsecured connection. No ads.  lol:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
All I can see are adverts for shiny new watches...  cloud9:

Soon to be followed by BUPA adverts after LL cuts them off and feeds them to the hound.  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
All I can see are adverts for shiny new watches...  cloud9:

Soon to be followed by BUPA adverts after LL cuts them off and feeds them to the hound.  whistle:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2008, 03:49:29 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 06:59:18 AM
All I can see are adverts for shiny new watches...  cloud9:

Soon to be followed by BUPA adverts after LL cuts them off and feeds them to the hound.  whistle:

He's not going to be nursed at BUPA in that instance, too expensive, its the local Cyprus Health Service for his privates I think  evil:

Now if we'd not spent all our pension on new watches  ::) ::) ::) it might have been a different story  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2008, 03:08:36 PM
All I can see are adverts for shiny new watches...  cloud9:

Soon to be followed by BUPA adverts after LL cuts them off and feeds them to the hound.  whistle:

He's not going to be nursed at BUPA in that instance, too expensive, its the local Cyprus Health Service for his privates I think  evil:

Now if we'd not spent all our pension on new watches  ::) ::) ::) it might have been a different story  noooo: noooo: noooo:
sad24:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 03:30:30 PM
Something will always turn up ................... even if it's only the bailiffs
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 04:56:25 PM
Something will always turn up ................... even if it's only the bailiffs

or bee's - buzz buzz buzzety buzz  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2008, 04:58:05 PM
Barman earlier...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sfgate.com%2Fn%2Fpictures%2F2005%2F09%2F16%2Fbees5.jpg&hash=4367fbb0cccd6df5dcc8af8f6e9121451a1d5453)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on May 13, 2008, 12:07:40 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:08:16 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 12:13:38 PM
It was that big red button with "DO NOT PRESS" in large letters written on it wasn't it, it was wasn't it?











I knew it, you are worse than the Wench for twiddling  point:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:14:40 PM
It was that big red button with "DO NOT PRESS" in large letters written on it wasn't it, it was wasn't it?











I knew it, you are worse than the Wench for twiddling  point:
Yes...  redface:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:15:25 PM
Anyhoo... perhaps the ads will go away if you, um click on them or something?  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on May 13, 2008, 12:15:50 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2008, 12:16:28 PM
That isn't a bad plan actually.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on May 13, 2008, 12:17:10 PM
That isn't a bad plan actually.

I'm full of fab ideas me.
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:17:35 PM
Vast piles of cash you say...?  rubschin:

Where do we sign?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 12:17:42 PM
If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

I'd better get royalties  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2008, 12:19:19 PM
I’ve got a brilliant book to review – perhaps I should save it…  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 01:01:28 PM
Barman's Pop Up Book of Bog Cleaning?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2008, 01:02:07 PM
The Dangerous book for Nicks?  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2008, 01:04:19 PM
Quote
Barman's Pop Up Book of Bog Cleaning?

No. Wenchy has a hose.At least she can borrow one. Allegedly eyes:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:32:39 PM
Quote
Bolta hai India ibibo.com par
Build your personal space on ibibo and bond with new friends

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2008, 09:41:05 PM
Quote
bond with new friends
Superglue advert?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on May 17, 2008, 07:29:40 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2008, 07:31:35 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:
Would you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2008, 07:32:25 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2008, 07:32:37 PM
Cash cow you say?. . .  rubschin:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
Cash cow you say?. . .  rubschin:
Indeed...  eyes:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: TG on May 17, 2008, 07:34:27 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2008, 07:35:27 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
To pay for the site like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2008, 07:36:16 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
Will he stop watering the beer then?
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2008, 07:38:02 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
Will he stop watering the beer then?

  noooo:  Old habits die hard
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2008, 07:39:25 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
Will he stop watering the beer then?
Of course... and the Talisker...  whistle:
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2008, 07:43:15 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
Will he stop watering the beer then?
Of course... and the Talisker...  whistle:
  Banghead

I hope the SP3 gets you (whatever it is)
Title: Re: Google Ads
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2008, 07:45:00 PM
I see we are getting full colour banner ads now. Usually american.  noooo:
I pressed a button...  redface:

As Mrs TG has joined the forum and if her post rate keeps going up, your going to need a new server and some mega  bandwidth.

Why not get one of those Amazon commission thingies. Then we could have a sticky thread where we could post film/book reveiws as we watch / read them. If we put an amazon link in our 1 line GM stylee review and some one clicks through and buys then you would make vast piles of cash.

What a fantastic idea.  rubschin:

Are we doing this? Shall I do the donkey work & start the thread? U can make it a sticky and sign up for the cash cow yourself.  evil:

I have no idea what you are both talking about.  shrugs:

Opportunity for BM to make cash. At our expense.  confused:
Will he stop watering the beer then?
Of course... and the Talisker...  whistle:
  Banghead

I hope the SP3 gets you (whatever it is)
point: