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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:10:18 AM

Title: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:10:18 AM

Graceful thing must have flown in thru the kitchen window. Flew all around without knocking any of LL’s tat off the walls and shelves. Eventually shooed it out of the patio door…  whistle:









Oh, you didn’t think…? Tsk, tsk…  noooo:

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 09:11:40 AM

Barman speaks of bird with forked tongue tail

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM

Give me an Amazon any day.

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:12:17 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM

Give me an Amazon any day.

eeek:

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: tel on March 18, 2008, 09:45:06 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM

Give me an Amazon any day.

Only 1 boob though! cry:

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:58:16 AM

Quote from: tel on March 18, 2008, 09:45:06 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM

Give me an Amazon any day.

Only 1 boob though! cry:

But Huge!

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: tel on March 18, 2008, 10:06:53 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:58:16 AM

Quote from: tel on March 18, 2008, 09:45:06 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 09:11:51 AM

Give me an Amazon any day.

Only 1 boob though! cry:

But Huge!

Doesn't do it for me.

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2008, 03:29:18 PM

Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:10:18 AM

Eventually shooed it out of the patio door…  whistle:

Shooed, not a word you hear much these days

One of my favourite Jack Dee jokes...

Bloke went for a job as a farrier, "Have you ever shooed a horse before?"

"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off"  lol:

Title: Re: I just had a swallow in the kitchen…
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 03:45:09 PM

 lol: lol: lol: