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Title: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2008, 10:28:04 AM

...if they contain scenes of...





...





...



wait for it...





Smoking. Please tell me that I have my dates wrong and that today is actually April 1st.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7298970.stm

 cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 10:32:32 AM

I don't know what to say.  eeek:

Besides which how can the legal age of smoking be 16 and have this ruling? You can do it but you can't watch people doing it?  Banghead

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2008, 10:33:05 AM

Bit like sex then!

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 10:34:35 AM

 ::)
Completely bonkers... which means it will prolly happen...  noooo:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 10:34:42 AM

Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  redface:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 10:38:12 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 10:34:42 AM

Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  redface:

One does, in my experience, tend to follow the other. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex015.gif&hash=9cc4e29d4de0aefc94d10ae7dafaebf15e8557c2)

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: tel on March 17, 2008, 10:47:51 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 10:32:32 AM

I don't know what to say.  eeek:

Besides which how can the legal age of smoking be 16 and have this ruling? You can do it but you can't watch people doing it?  Banghead

I think that you can smoke at any age, but you now need to be 18 to buy them.

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:00:34 AM

 eeek:

Really?

I am SOOOOO out of touch.

 eeek:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: tel on March 17, 2008, 11:06:14 AM

Too pre-occupied with pies and tat.

Pie man was there on Saturday cloud9:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:06:31 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:00:34 AM

eeek:

Really?

I am SOOOOO out of touch.

 eeek:

As a non-smoker how would you know?  ;)

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:08:46 AM

As some knocking 30 how would I know?  eeek:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: tel on March 17, 2008, 11:09:35 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:08:46 AM

As some knocking 30 how would I know?  eeek:

?

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:12:04 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:08:46 AM

As some knocking 30 how would I know?  eeek:

rubschin:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:13:12 AM

As someONE, someONE.  Banghead I am so sorry.  redface:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:15:31 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:13:12 AM

As someONE, someONE.  Banghead I am so sorry.  redface:

My dear... it was a compliment....  ::)

Perhaps I should have warned you...  whistle:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:17:30 AM

I'm not used to them. Especially when the nicest thing said to me all weekend was:

Well, you don't smell as bad today as you did yesterday. You still smell though.

 sad24:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:19:57 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:17:30 AM

I'm not used to them. Especially when the nicest thing said to me all weekend was:

Well, you don't smell as bad today as you did yesterday. You still smell though.

 sad24:

Poor you...  happy100

I'll post a warning the next time I risk it...  scared2:

Why did you pong?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: tel on March 17, 2008, 11:22:02 AM

That might not be the best of questions.

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 17, 2008, 11:23:33 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 10:38:12 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 10:34:42 AM

Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  redface:

One does, in my experience, tend to follow the other. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex015.gif&hash=9cc4e29d4de0aefc94d10ae7dafaebf15e8557c2)

Smoking after sex? I can't say I have looked, although it does get hot down there whistle:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:39:19 AM

Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:19:57 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:17:30 AM

I'm not used to them. Especially when the nicest thing said to me all weekend was:

Well, you don't smell as bad today as you did yesterday. You still smell though.

 sad24:

Poor you...  happy100

I'll post a warning the next time I risk it...  scared2:

Why did you pong?  rubschin:

It was the stench of honest hard labour and cleaning products. MANY MANY cleaning products and MUCH sweat!

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 12:02:27 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:39:19 AM

Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:19:57 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:17:30 AM

I'm not used to them. Especially when the nicest thing said to me all weekend was:

Well, you don't smell as bad today as you did yesterday. You still smell though.

 sad24:

Poor you...  happy100

I'll post a warning the next time I risk it...  scared2:

Why did you pong?  rubschin:

It was the stench of honest hard labour and cleaning products. MANY MANY cleaning products and MUCH sweat!

Ah yes... the big clean up... I forgot...  redface:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2008, 12:16:46 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:39:19 AM

Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2008, 11:19:57 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:17:30 AM

I'm not used to them. Especially when the nicest thing said to me all weekend was:

Well, you don't smell as bad today as you did yesterday. You still smell though.

 sad24:

Poor you...  happy100

I'll post a warning the next time I risk it...  scared2:

Why did you pong?  rubschin:

It was the stench of honest hard labour and cleaning products. MANY MANY cleaning products and MUCH sweat!

Well if you hadn't accumulated so much tat over the years it would have been a much simpler job Wenchy dear...  whistle:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 12:23:22 PM

I know.  noooo:

The worrying thing is how my years of future tat accumulation there are in my future.  noooo:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 12:26:05 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 12:23:22 PM

I know.  noooo:

The worrying thing is how my years of future tat accumulation there are in my future.  noooo:

Compliment Alert! Compliment Alert! Compliment Alert! Compliment Alert!

Even more now that you don't smoke!  ;)

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 12:28:36 PM

Good point.


Thank-you. Both for the alert and the compliment.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 12:29:06 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 12:28:36 PM

Good point.


Thank-you. Both for the alert and the compliment.  cloud9:

whistle:

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 02:09:01 PM

Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 17, 2008, 11:23:33 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 10:38:12 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 10:34:42 AM

Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  redface:

One does, in my experience, tend to follow the other. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex015.gif&hash=9cc4e29d4de0aefc94d10ae7dafaebf15e8557c2)

Smoking after sex? I can't say I have looked, although it does get hot down there whistle:

I'm surprised you can remember  ;)

Title: Re: Call to put an "18" certificate on films...
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 17, 2008, 08:05:20 PM

Cheeky  ;D