The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 08:09:12 AM
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The BBC says that the check-in desk is ‘the length of four football fields’. ::)
Apart from that tho – how will T5 increase capacity by 30 million passengers per year? There are no more take-off or landing slots and of course no extra runways… shrugs:
All that money wasted on the public enquiry when everybody knew that the decision was made already. Now they have the terminal capacity but not enough runways – the perfect justification for the third runway at Heathrow. rubschin:
And guess what T5 is slap, bang next to? The site for the proposed new runway. eeek:
Wonders never cease… noooo:
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I see the Queen is doing the official opening, no doubt to give it the maximum publicity
Maybe she could clamber over the perimeter fence and run up the runway. That seems to do the trick ;)
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I see the Queen is doing the official opening, no doubt to give it the maximum publicity
Maybe she could clamber over the perimeter fence and run up the runway. That seems to do the trick ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Or send wingnut to do it… perhaps the police will be better prepared today… whistle:
You’re on bloody hot form at the moment…
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The BBC says that the check-in desk is ‘the length of four football fields’. ::)
Apart from that tho – how will T5 increase capacity by 30 million passengers per year? There are no more take-off or landing slots and of course no extra runways… shrugs:
All that money wasted on the public enquiry when everybody knew that the decision was made already. Now they have the terminal capacity but not enough runways – the perfect justification for the third runway at Heathrow. rubschin:
And guess what T5 is slap, bang next to? The site for the proposed new runway. eeek:
Wonders never cease… noooo:
Wots that in Double Decker Buses then? I only do old measures.
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The BBC says that the check-in desk is ‘the length of four football fields’. ::)
Apart from that tho – how will T5 increase capacity by 30 million passengers per year? There are no more take-off or landing slots and of course no extra runways… shrugs:
All that money wasted on the public enquiry when everybody knew that the decision was made already. Now they have the terminal capacity but not enough runways – the perfect justification for the third runway at Heathrow. rubschin:
And guess what T5 is slap, bang next to? The site for the proposed new runway. eeek:
Wonders never cease… noooo:
Wots that in Double Decker Buses then? I only do old measures.
Where the bloody-hell have you been all day hound? cussing:
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The BBC says that the check-in desk is ‘the length of four football fields’. ::)
Apart from that tho – how will T5 increase capacity by 30 million passengers per year? There are no more take-off or landing slots and of course no extra runways… shrugs:
All that money wasted on the public enquiry when everybody knew that the decision was made already. Now they have the terminal capacity but not enough runways – the perfect justification for the third runway at Heathrow. rubschin:
And guess what T5 is slap, bang next to? The site for the proposed new runway. eeek:
Wonders never cease… noooo:
Wots that in Double Decker Buses then? I only do old measures.
They don't do double-deckers any more - against EU rules... noooo:
You can have football piches or bendy-busses?
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The BBC says that the check-in desk is ‘the length of four football fields’. ::)
Apart from that tho – how will T5 increase capacity by 30 million passengers per year? There are no more take-off or landing slots and of course no extra runways… shrugs:
All that money wasted on the public enquiry when everybody knew that the decision was made already. Now they have the terminal capacity but not enough runways – the perfect justification for the third runway at Heathrow. rubschin:
And guess what T5 is slap, bang next to? The site for the proposed new runway. eeek:
Wonders never cease… noooo:
Wots that in Double Decker Buses then? I only do old measures.
Where the bloody-hell have you been all day hound? cussing:
I have been ranting at the Council, the builders and the plumbers who installed my new central heating boiler and oil tank last August. We are burning more oil than ever and costs are getting out of hand so I called in the manufacturers. The whole system had been incorrectly set up so I have bollocked everyone involved and asked for recompense for the additional costs to me caused by their joint incompetence. Solicitors letters will be flying around by Monday evil:
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The BBC says that the check-in desk is ‘the length of four football fields’. ::)
Apart from that tho – how will T5 increase capacity by 30 million passengers per year? There are no more take-off or landing slots and of course no extra runways… shrugs:
All that money wasted on the public enquiry when everybody knew that the decision was made already. Now they have the terminal capacity but not enough runways – the perfect justification for the third runway at Heathrow. rubschin:
And guess what T5 is slap, bang next to? The site for the proposed new runway. eeek:
Wonders never cease… noooo:
Wots that in Double Decker Buses then? I only do old measures.
Where the bloody-hell have you been all day hound? cussing:
I have been ranting at the Council, the builders and the plumbers who installed my new central heating boiler and oil tank last August. We are burning more oil than ever and costs are getting out of hand so I called in the manufacturers. The whole system had been incorrectly set up so I have bollocked everyone involved and asked for recompense for the additional costs to me caused by their joint incompetence. Solicitors letters will be flying around by Monday evil:
Do you have a note from your mother tho...? rubschin:
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No! She's been dead these past 10 years. You want I get a note from a medium or perhaps Marley? evil:
Had to edit as I got the time since Mum's demise wrong ~ how bloody shameful is that redface:
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My mum and dad are dead too. Which makes me an orphan. cry:
Still I have something left of them. Their legacy. My right hip is packing up!! Banghead Banghead cussing:
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So we are both orphans then and I too have a legacy .... Heart problems. sad24:
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I have my Dad's silver and gold watches too! It's not all bad!¬
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I have their wedding rings .... My ex SiL (Lil Bruvvers ex wife) nicked everything else evil:
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My rich mean sister got most of the valuable stuff. These were willed to me. And from me to The Boy.
They keep perfick time. And one is older than me!
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She stole the will too. evil:
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No, she nicked all the good stuff!
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Ahem… this has what to do with T5? Banghead
I too am an orphan…
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No, she nicked all the good stuff!
I meant my SiL nicked the will.
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Ahem… this has what to do with T5? Banghead
I too am an orphan…
Nothing, of course/ Are you working on St George's Day yet?
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Ahem… this has what to do with T5? Banghead
I too am an orphan…
Yes, I have a number of Moldavian Artistes lined up for… um interviews… whistle:
Nothing, of course/ Are you working on St George's Day yet?
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I too am an orphan. Mum died in 1984 and dad in 1992.
Neither were lefthanded.
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Well we all have one another now. cloud9:
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Left handed orphans are known to be geniuses.
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point:
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Big derriered Bar Wenches less so.
Allegedly.
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eeek:
I could be a genius!
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Well we all have one another now. cloud9:
You've got me, I've only got you. sad24:
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Well we all have one another now. cloud9:
You've got me, I've only got you. sad24:
confused: Is that sooooooooooooooo bad?
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I'm confused too. I shall retire to the guest bedroom...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp3bNlBi-Iw
lol: